Which user would you go on a date with?

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Imma enjoy this...don't mind me.

 

[fake-kun]

*makes a doubtful face and exits the kitchen*

*Climbs out of the window and runs to the nearest Krusty Burger*

 

[Tonberry]

*the oven explodes and Chalmers perishes instantly*
Sorry babe I have to go to bed it's like 3am here

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

Hello date th....

Good lord, what is happening in there!?!

 

[fake-kun]

Hello date th....

Good lord, what is happening in there!?!

Aurora Borealis?

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

The Aurora Borealis? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within this forum?

 

[fake-kun]

An Aurora Borealis right in this forum ??!!

Yes.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

May I see it?

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

Yes.

May I see it?

 

[fake-kun]

May I see it?

No.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

*The people in the forum room* HHHHEEELLLPP!!! HEEELLLPPPPP!!! THE FORUM IS ON FIRE !!!!

 

[fake-kun]

*The people in the forum room* HHHHEEELLLPP!!! HEEELLLPPPPP!!! THE FORUM IS ON FIRE !!!!

No, mother, it's just the northern lights.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Well @fake-kun, you're a odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.

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The mother's POV.

 

[χKai]

Guess I'm just prone to witnessing forum history, here

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Been a while since I've heard from @Antilocal123.

*Asking Siri how to call a goth*

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

I'm sure he's around somewhere, debating which 3 month old thread to bump

 

[Antilocal123]

Right here bitch.

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

Right here bitch.

*The audience claps and cheers as Anti walks into the date thread with his trademark catchphrase*

 

[Dyne]

Now I'm craving steamed hams

 

[Cheela Cheela Cheela's icon]

Pissing all by yourself handsome?

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

Pissing all by yourself handsome?

 

[jiyuuboyetsvi]

Hello globerts

How long is a dorkert when u blow a hubba hubba bubba bubble gum?

 

[χKai]

 

[jiyuuboyetsvi]

Spong bong sqoung pong

 

[Zerpina]

*walks by with a golf club*
Pardon me, playing through. I'll just leave this here.