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Oh, how quaint, back at Aperture Labs just about to unleash the neurotoxin drones, and suddenly, a bright idea strikes me. What minerals does this insignificant pile of sand contain? If it’s got anything remotely interesting, I might just have some not-so-legal experiments in mind. Safety is of course, your concern, well for now. My drones will be patrolling the island, as always, so do carry on with your... whatever it is you're doing.
Oh, and the creature with the eye laser. My systems at Aperture have already analyzed its photon wavelengths and such, and surprise, surprise, it’s now about as threatening as a flickering flashlight. What a shame.
But really, I couldn’t care less about the scraps from you or that strange red alien who can apparently conjure matter out of thin air. Go ahead, keep bouting, I’ll just be here, collecting the fallen.
Wouldn’t want to miss that, now would I?
Oh, and the creature with the eye laser. My systems at Aperture have already analyzed its photon wavelengths and such, and surprise, surprise, it’s now about as threatening as a flickering flashlight. What a shame.
But really, I couldn’t care less about the scraps from you or that strange red alien who can apparently conjure matter out of thin air. Go ahead, keep bouting, I’ll just be here, collecting the fallen.
Wouldn’t want to miss that, now would I?