Forum Game The RGT Island Commune

[Deleted member 598440]

*Chockes on coffee* I look away for five minutes and there's already a weird cult to a Lovecraftian floating eye?

Eh, it's about how I had expected things to go.

I ain't in it. The kool-aid taste awful

 

[ThatOneLum]

Looks in the distance
What the hell? Has that asshole been over there this whole time?

Holy shit, how did I not spot this thing the past 4 times I posted this image?

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

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You are all welcome to my shrine, children.
As supervisor of this island, i shall ensure you are all safe, for life and... for work.

Oh, darling, the all-demon girl orgy cult probably offers more entertainment, if you're into that sort of chaos. And, judging by what I vaguely recall about religion, it’s probably safer too. But really, how on earth did I end up on this island? Blast that malfunctioning portal gun, my greatest enemy and worst travel agent.

I suppose I’ll just summon one of my Aperture Science space armada transport ships to teleport myself back to Aperture Labs.

Mental note to flood the island’s freshwater supply with the new Blue Raspberry Neurotoxin

 

[ZEGA ZONICZEGA ZONIC's icon]

*The Lunar Capital is not responsible for this abomination*

 

[JustLooking123]

Oh, darling, the all-demon girl orgy cult probably offers more entertainment, if you're into that sort of chaos. And, judging by what I vaguely recall about religion, it’s probably safer too. But really, how on earth did I end up on this island? Blast that malfunctioning portal gun, my greatest enemy and worst travel agent.

I suppose I’ll just summon one of my Aperture Science space armada transport ships to teleport myself back to Aperture Labs.

Mental note to flood the island’s freshwater supply with the new Blue Raspberry Neurotoxin

I'm afraid, choosers are not beggars...
I have chosen this place, and i define what is safe.
Join the cult of Eye of Beholder!
Together, we will watch over the future of this island...

 

[Morgana Veil]

I'm afraid, choosers are not beggars...
I have chosen this place, and i define what is safe.
Join the cult of Eye of Beholder!
Together, we will watch over the future of this island...

(Spritz @JustLooking123 with the spray bottle of saltwater and lemon juice) Bad eyeball Bad!

 

[ZEGA ZONICZEGA ZONIC's icon]

(Spritz @JustLooking123 with the spray bottle of saltwater and lemon juice) Bad eyeball Bad!

They are going to need some eyedrops after this.

 

[Morgana Veil]

(The smell of grilling food wafts around the island.)
By the way if any of you are hungry, the partner and I are down by the seaside.
We have kabobs and burgers on the grill, plenty of cold drinks, vegan and vegetarian options on the food, and of course non-alcoholic drinks as well as more fun ones. Help yourselves.

The grill and cooler are enchanted, so eat and drink all you want. No contracts, no deals. Just enjoy!

Yes, even you Eyeball

 

[JustLooking123]

(Spritz @JustLooking123 with the spray bottle of saltwater and lemon juice) Bad eyeball Bad!

*blasts laser at the spray can, shattering it in your hand*
Hey, it takes a bit more than this to get rid of me!

 

[ZEGA ZONICZEGA ZONIC's icon]

(The smell of grilling food wafts around the island.)
By the way if any of you are hungry, the partner and I are down by the seaside.
We have kabobs and burgers on the grill, plenty of cold drinks, vegan and vegetarian options on the food, and of course non-alcoholic drinks as well as more fun ones. Help yourselves.

The grill and cooler are enchanted, so eat and drink all you want. No contracts, no deals. Just enjoy!
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Food you say? Other than carrot rations???

 

[Morgana Veil]

Food you say? Other than carrot rations???

Pretty sure I said burgers and kabobs, both vegan, vegetarian, and meat options.
It's an enchanted grill. Whatever you pick up will be your dietary choice.

 

[ZEGA ZONICZEGA ZONIC's icon]

Pretty sure I said burgers and kabobs, both vegan, vegetarian, and meat options.
It's an enchanted grill. Whatever you pick up will be your dietary choice.

Awesome! Thank you demon feet lady that Neb has a foot fetish for!

 

[ThatOneLum]

This is starting to get fun. We've got sand castles, tea, and now demon beach parties with free food and no need to sell our soul or sign a contract.

Is this a new arc for "Unnamed RGT Island"?

Also, weirdly, that island appears to have gone missing again.

 

[Deleted member 598440]

This is starting to get fun. We've got sand castles, tea, and now demon beach parties with free food and no need to sell our soul or sign a contract.

Is this a new arc for "Unnamed RGT Island"?

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Also, weirdly, that island appears to have gone missing again.

If its unnamed does that make this my domain?

 

[CheesyExplosive]

i'll just sink a island or

battleship a island

davey jones mofosss!!!

 

[JustLooking123]

Protection of this island is my duty...
No one shall meddle with my property!

Light of Judgment!!!

 

[Deleted member 598440]

You know, we could have checked if they had rations

 

[JustLooking123]

You know, we could have checked if they had rations

Nah... those foods are pirated...
I prefer to pirate my foods myself.

 

[secreto7]

Don't forget the sunscreen !

 

[ThatOneLum]

Oh dear, looks like we've got several burning husks just off the island now.

On the plus side, we can probably harvest the wreckage for materials to build stuff. Has anyone bought tools with them so far?

(Also, please kindly ignore the fact that two of those hulks are floating in the air. Must be some new-age military tech )

 

[secreto7]

Oh dear, looks like we've got several burning husks just off the island now.

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On the plus side, we can probably harvest the wreckage for materials to build stuff. Has anyone bought tools with them so far?

(Also, please kindly ignore the fact that two of those hulks are floating in the air. Must be some new-age military tech )

@Morgana Veil seems to like to tinker with machines and repairing stuff.

What our hot mechanic do have in mind?

 

[ThatOneLum]

@Morgana Veil seems to like to tinker with machines and repairing stuff.

What our hot mechanic do have in mind?

"Mechanic" might be a strong word. P sure they're a demon who summons shit. Maybe they know some imps who are technically inclined?

I've moved to the campfire to work on a shelter made of sticks... I have made 0 progress.

20 Minutes Later...

Well, that makes a stick house and a sand castle. That's at least some level of shelter, but we're also like 2 steps away form the 3 little pigs.

 

[χKai]

Know what the island needs?
Capital punishment for actively harming the community.

 

[ThatOneLum]

Know what the island needs?
Capital punishment for actively harming the community.

sounds like someone is volunteering for the security squad.

 

[zacharinolongpants]

Is this still even an island?

One of my fave albums. I'll just sit on the beach and listen to it until I rot away.

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I'm bringing a bunch of instruments and we're starting some bands.