Forum Game The RGT Island Commune

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

Oh, how quaint, back at Aperture Labs just about to unleash the neurotoxin drones, and suddenly, a bright idea strikes me. What minerals does this insignificant pile of sand contain? If it’s got anything remotely interesting, I might just have some not-so-legal experiments in mind. Safety is of course, your concern, well for now. My drones will be patrolling the island, as always, so do carry on with your... whatever it is you're doing.

Oh, and the creature with the eye laser. My systems at Aperture have already analyzed its photon wavelengths and such, and surprise, surprise, it’s now about as threatening as a flickering flashlight. What a shame.

But really, I couldn’t care less about the scraps from you or that strange red alien who can apparently conjure matter out of thin air. Go ahead, keep bouting, I’ll just be here, collecting the fallen.

Wouldn’t want to miss that, now would I?

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

I see the whole island is a mess now, thanks to the sexy robot lady.

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

I see the whole island is a mess now, thanks to the sexy robot lady.

Neither I nor my charming little mining drones care to intrude on your... what is it?
Ah, yes your bizarre camping adventure. So, by all means, carry on with whatever peculiar activity you've got going on.

Don't mind us, it's not like we're dying to get involved in your little outdoor escapade.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

Ah, yes your bizarre camping adventure. So, by all means, carry on with whatever peculiar activity you've got going on.

Oh don't mind me, I'm just collecting samples for the LDC.

 

[Cosmiken]

I'm aware that this is a tropical island, but can there be a section where it snows and there's a hot spring for all my monkey homies?

 

[ThatOneLum ThatOneLum]

I'm aware that this is a tropical island, but can there be a section where it snows and there's a hot spring for all my monkey homies?

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yo did any one else notice that snowy peak before now?

 

[Cosmiken]

yo did any one else notice that snowy peak before now?

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lifetime free pass to monkey baths for you

 

[ThatOneLum ThatOneLum]

lifetime free pass to monkey baths for you

Oh, we ballin'

 

[χKai]

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sounds like someone is volunteering for the security squad.

Oh fuck no
I wouldn't volunteer for  shit

 

[secreto7 secreto7]

Oh fuck no
I wouldn't volunteer for  shit
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You cannot escape the island now mwahahaha

 

[Cosmiken]

I just realized this island is sorely lacking in sketchy old rope bridges. I'll whip some up for us, I don't mind.

Look how much Snake love his bridge.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

Those bridges should be made of metal.

 

[secreto7 secreto7]

Those bridges should be made of metal.

Metal Solid Bridge

 

[Cosmiken]

Those bridges should be made of metal.

 

[secreto7 secreto7]

One important thing the island is missing is... a Pirate Captain !

 

[Cosmiken]

One important thing the island is missing is... a Pirate Captain !

I'm having a hard time deciding, but it basically comes down to these two.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

I'm having a hard time deciding, but it basically comes down to these two.

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What about our own retro pirate?

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

Protection of this island is my duty...
No one shall meddle with my property!

Light of Judgment!!!
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Nice! But I'd rather my deities have depth perception ;D!

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

Looks like I’ve decided to set up my little empire here on this charming island, at least for now.
Our gygercounters have picked up a massive signature on the backside of the island. Lucky for you squishy meatbags, none of you are in the vicinity. Turns out, there’s a hefty deposit of Polonium lurking beneath the surface.

My androids, the precocious little things hauled together a temporary science outpost last night. I even had them mark the boundary of the safe zone, because mining Polonium is a delightful mix of toxicity, radioactivity, and, if you’re unlucky death by breathing it in.

Stay behind the marked line, and you won’t die a slow painful Death, also The radiation won’t get you either. nor will the upgraded shields on the mobile turrets, which are now more protected from the flying creature’s energy beam and of course, the building itself.

Have a lovely day, if you survive to see the rest of it.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

Looks like I’ve decided to set up my little empire here on this charming island, at least for now.
Our gygercounters have picked up a massive signature on the backside of the island. Lucky for you squishy meatbags, none of you are in the vicinity. Turns out, there’s a hefty deposit of Polonium lurking beneath the surface.

My androids, the precocious little things hauled together a temporary science outpost last night. I even had them mark the boundary of the safe zone, because mining Polonium is a delightful mix of toxicity, radioactivity, and, if you’re unlucky death by breathing it in.

Stay behind the marked line, and you won’t die a slow painful Death, also The radiation won’t get you either nor will the upgraded shields on the mobile turrets, which are now more protected from the flying creature’s energy beam and of course, the building itself.

Have a lovely day, if you survive to see the rest of it.
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Wow! Look at the size of those...... palm trees!

 

[Cosmiken]

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[CheesyExplosive]

Oh dear, looks like we've got several burning husks just off the island now.

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On the plus side, we can probably harvest the wreckage for materials to build stuff. Has anyone bought tools with them so far?

(Also, please kindly ignore the fact that two of those hulks are floating in the air. Must be some new-age military tech )

Sorry mate but sadly they are ghost ships now and are now in my command... ALLL RIGHT YOU SCALLYWAGS!!! BATTLESTATIONS!!!

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Nah... those foods are pirated...
I prefer to pirate my foods myself.

ya know you friend is right you should have just made a peaceful deal before blowing us away and now you got bigger problems

ALLRIGHT MATEYS LETS SHOW THEM A THING OR TWO!!!

 

[secreto7 secreto7]

Sorry mate but sadly they are ghost ships now and are now in my command... ALLL RIGHT YOU SCALLYWAGS!!! BATTLESTATIONS!!!

 

[JustLooking123]

Well, i invite all those lost ghosts to come to this blessed island!
They will be all freed as soon as they enter my protected zone... which is the entire of island!

 

[CheesyExplosive]

I'm having a hard time deciding, but it basically comes down to these two.

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i'll be the pirate captain...

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Well, i invite all those lost ghosts to come to this blessed island!
They will be all freed as soon as they enter my protected zone... which is the entire of island!

well fine i wasn't going to raid it.