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I don't exactly agree with the other takes listed, but this one is far from shitty.you shouldve saved this for a shitty takes thread instead
Nothing.Whats wrong with my take ?
The good parts:the only good part of xenoblade 2 was pyra.
- The main plot was mostly well thought out if you ignore the playable characters.
- The connections to the previous game were done well.
- Pyra is cute.
- Poppy is a very well developed character if you ignore her terrible origin story.
- Gameplay can be good if you can figure it out yourself (despite the endless tutorials that barely explain it).
- The music is still legit good. The background music at Indol is particularly well done, given how it foreshadows the truth of the place.
- Rex is an ***hole by proxy. He never speaks out against anything anyone else does wrong no matter how bad they behave. Likewise, he never apologizes for his behavior towards Mythra. Also gets an ending he did not in any way, shape, or form earn given how little he respects the women in his life.
- Azurda is a sexist b*****d. Shames Mythra for things that she has no control over and he actually knows that, and thinks sexual harassment is a woman's fault.
- Mythra is set up to be mocked as a woman who brings misogyny onto herself. Said mockery doesn't even make sense in in-game logic. (Example: Mythra is mocked for supposedly choosing to dress sexually, yet in-canon she can not change her clothes because they are a fixed aspect of her body that she never chose.)
- Tora should have got his pedo ass beat after he told Rex about his ambitions. Dude doesn't belong anywhere near children, even artificial ones. The rest of the cast just pretends they never heard what he said despite the facts that he makes it clear repeatedly.
- Poppy QT (Hana JK in JP, literally "Flower Grade Schooler") is pedo bait.
- Morag is a discount Nazi. Her whole country is just a fascist-lite lifeless hellhole masquerading as a "normal" country.
- Nia is a dull anime stereotype, namely a tsundere. Spends too much time fretting over her chances with the guy she hates/likes instead of giving a damn about herself. Somehow, cannibalism is the least bothersome thing about her. ("What if he doesn't like me for eating people?" It's Rex, you fool; he's proven over and over to have no f***ing morality.)
- Zeke is a classist SOB. Rich jerk makes a super harsh insult against poor refugees and the rest of the cast just pretends he didn't say it because they're just as horrible.
- Newt is the most disgusting playable character I've seen in any JRPG. Ugly as sin, dresses like a Nazi, obsesses over the fascist-lite army, and literally quotes Hitler. The translators worked hard to censor all the religious stuff in the game, but a f***ing Hitler quote was okay?!
- Floren is just an anti-trans/non-binary joke. The writers of Xenoblade 2 seriously think that people living in their fantastical worlds can handle tons of weird stuff happening around them all the time completely poker faced, but a person not being the gender they thought they were is the biggest shocker they ever witnessed.
- And I want to note that after all this, Nintendo of America decided the one problem with the original script was the references to religion. Over 90% of all mentions of religion are censored in a half-assed way despite a lot of the original names for things being super obvious, yet they were cool with pedos, bigots, and Nazis.
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