Serious: In the 90s, as a kid with limited means, I had one of these cheap junk players. It did what it needed to do, and honestly, for what it was, it was sufficient. It was around $15-20, and of course, the knockoff Apple earbuds sounded like listening to music through an empty soda can... barely recognizable, but it was mine.
Malkavian (Insane): Oh, I endured the tin can symphony for three miserable months before upgrading. Like waiting for the perfect moment to toss that junk into the fire. But hey, at least it gave me a taste of true sound... distorted, broken, and useless. Cheers to survival and better headphones.