Could you handle a Yandere Girlfriend/Boyfriend ?

[Graves Ruinwalker]

As a German you forgot to mention we also would make her sign a contract nothing goes in Germany without our beloved inefficient bureaucracy...also I life with the principal so you me so I you (So du mir so Ich dir)

also the threatening me with my friends useless..as I don't have any IRL once

Thats true .

 

[Megarockman _1987 Megarockman _1987]

Lol ya fanfiction exists to

Holy shit...
I have to read it. There's no other way.

 

[Mr. SyS]

I can fix her.

 

[Retro Doomer]

I find it strange that over half of you nerds can't handle a girl who's obsessed with you..
Assuming she's at least cute (6/10), I'll it again..

Ah tourist this days fucking casuals am i right ? luckily we foind the fake gamers in this thread

This is of course a joke but I expected a bit more desperation in this forum to even get a waifu..but now I am concerned that we have many normies here ;)

 

[ZEGA ZONICZEGA ZONIC's icon]

Finding a waifu on the internet is hard. So is IRL too.

 

[Retro Doomer]

Finding a waifu on the internet is hard. So is IRL too.

Finding one on the Internet is hard finding one in IRL is dark souls 3 of hard just without retries so em
I stay with the Internet I guess

real woman scare me..like a real gamer I am afraid of the opposite sex

not that ever get the chance to interact with one anyway.

(I am just kidding besides it being hard parts of fucking hell I am 26 and never ever kissed a girl in my life never mind dated one I only need to wait 3 more years since I turn 27 this year and I become a grand wizard after 30 years of virginity)

 

[Guinea]

MOD NOTE - @Metroid_Hybrid and @Octopus No more insults or arguement-baiting please.

Unlocking thread, behave everyone.

 

[Boo Man]

my last gf was a Yandere not even kidding
its not worth the flesh wounds guys you cant fix crazy

one of my biggest regrets is selling my katana collection
but its better than being decapitated i guess

started collecting ww2 helmets instead
but im thankful its over now, just a few scars
heart seems fine though :)

 

[trickybus]

MOD NOTE - @Metroid_Hybrid and @Octopus No more insults or arguement-baiting please.

Unlocking thread, behave everyone.

Oh no, Waffles just making any random bum a mod, huh? RIP RGT

 

[Deleted member 3099]

MOD NOTE - @Metroid_Hybrid and @Octopus No more insults or arguement-baiting please.

Unlocking thread, behave everyone.

Not gonna lie, @'ing the users in question to chastise them is a bit condescending. You're a forum mod, not a school teacher.

 

[Boo Man]

MOD NOTE - @Metroid_Hybrid and @Octopus No more insults or arguement-baiting please.

Unlocking thread, behave everyone.

feel free to lock it again m8 i got my 2 cents in XD

 

[Guinea]

Oh no, Waffles just making any random bum a mod, huh? RIP RGT

Not gonna lie, @'ing the users in question to chastise them is a bit condescending. You're a forum mod, not a school teacher.

Yeah, that's true, I'll continue to learn and do my best.

 

[ZEGA ZONICZEGA ZONIC's icon]

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

Oh no, Waffles just making any random bum a mod, huh? RIP RGT

Don't disrespect my team, man.

 

[PacGuy]

Me watching this thread rn

:p

 

[ZEGA ZONICZEGA ZONIC's icon]

Let's get back to topic here.
Would you handle two Yanderes?

 

[Metroid_Hybrid]

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[Clippy]

I guess the real yanderes were the frenemies we made along the way.

 

[Metroid_Hybrid]

Let's get back to topic here.
Would you handle two Yanderes?

At the same time? Now that would be asking for trouble..

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

my last gf was a Yandere not even kidding
its not worth the flesh wounds guys you cant fix crazy

one of my biggest regrets is selling my katana collection
but its better than being decapitated i guess

started collecting ww2 helmets instead
but im thankful its over now, just a few scars
heart seems fine though :)

Ehhh doubt WW2 helms can stop knives , if you get another Yandere that is

Why is it so hard not to do what gets you stabbed???

 

[Metroid_Hybrid]

Not gonna lie, @'ing the users in question to chastise them is a bit condescending. You're a forum mod, not a school teacher.

Not only that, he also deleted my post..

Someone is letting their newfound authority go to their head... This isn't Reddit my dude..

 

[Boo Man]

Ehhh doubt WW2 helms can stop knives , if you get another Yandere that is

Why is it so hard not to do what gets you stabbed???

sometimes not doing the right thing is harder than not doing the wrong thing
so matter what you do or don't do you're screwed

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

Me watching this thread rn
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:p

Honestly? Peter Parker getting floored by a single bottle of booze may be the most realistic thing about that whole universe.

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

sometimes not doing the right thing is harder than not doing the wrong thing
so matter what you do or don't do you're screwed

Just enjoy the moment then and be ready if anything goes wrong legit ez

 

[Metroid_Hybrid]

Ehhh doubt WW2 helms can stop knives , if you get another Yandere that is

Why is it so hard not to do what gets you stabbed???

Sometimes it's just a case of "bitches be crazy."
Such was the case with my "Kung-Fu Action GF #2." Luckily for me, I happen to have a ridiculous amount of training under my belt that gives me the ability to defend myself without necessarily harming the other person.. My old Grandmaster also taught me how to work out with females differently, back when I was still with "Kung-Fu Action GF #1."
Hence why I have such a cavalier attitude about the subject... and the teasing attitude behind my earlier post that was deleted by the over-zealous new mod..