Could you handle a Yandere Girlfriend/Boyfriend ?

[ZEGA ZONICZEGA ZONIC's icon]

I don't know if they can handle me

 

[DinoRexMax DinoRexMax]

As long as they don't stab me, then yes.

 

[χKai]

Fuck you mean
 I am the yandere girlfriend

 

[Metroid_Hybrid]

Fuck you mean
 I am the yandere girlfriend
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Cool..
Then come over..

 

[Brandon Heat]

The worst thing they can do is be your own family

 

[DinoRexMax DinoRexMax]

Fuck you mean
 I am the yandere girlfriend
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[χKai]

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[DinoRexMax DinoRexMax]

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

Honestly idk , i would throw her out of the window if she disturbed me while gaming , or having breakfast but other than that alright i guess? I may need to adjust a bit to their habits and please just plz don't phone me every waking second it's like my friend who kept waking me up at 10 AM , like BRO I'M ON HOLIDAY LET ME SLEEP

But I'm sure a GF would respect that since we homies can be jerks with each other but she surely wouldn't now would she?

+why would you fear getting stabbed? Don't do thing that get you stabbed and you won't get a knife in the chest buddy it's simple! Survival 101 really

 

[NOTthatHARD]

Of course I could handle them; with a sledge hammer to the face.

 

[Megarockman _1987 Megarockman _1987]

Nah, I want a emo girlfriend

 

[Retro Doomer]

Nah, I want a emo girlfriend

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They are not mutual exclusive you know

 

[Megarockman _1987 Megarockman _1987]

They are not mutual exclusive you know

Yeah

 

[Sheepy765]

I'd be terrified if I had a partner who would stalk me incessantly and hurt others just because we get along.

 

[χKai]

And she's made of metal

Could not get much better as long as you never, ever, betray me.

 

[gastd]

Oh God, no! What am I supposed to do with something like that? If a woman comes to me with ideas like that, I'll dissolve like fairy dust.

 

[Mopeybloke]

I say no, but maybe I'll change my mind if I ever play Yandere Sim.

 

[GuyZero32k4]

Been there, done that. Not worth it. Fun at first, then when she started to get weird, I wanted out.
Crazy bitch almost shot me, waving my own gun at me.

 

[Tronky.it]

Years ago I watched School Days.
I think the answer is obvious, xD

 

[Retro Doomer]

Years ago I watched School Days.
I think the answer is obvious, xD
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Spoiler: Spoiler of course

That shit was brutal damn also he fucked it up himself for being a cheating piece of oxygen waste if I remember right been ages man also thanks for reminding me that I am old

Oh yea that Anime was em certainly something
the Anime Shuffle also had a Yandere in it and damn

 

[Graves Ruinwalker]

I would assume that im an anti-yandare person .

* She wanna stab me . *
Me: I stab back .

* She wants to take her life .*
Me:

*She goes mental*
Also she :

* She threatens me ,my family and friends *
Me: Calling my friends , family and the cops immediatly .

*She wants to get me fired*
Me:

( I get another job )

Maybe the german culture made me unbeatable towards Yandare girls ... or im the yandare boyfriend .

Man... im cold-hearted ... and actually happy about it .

 

[Megarockman _1987 Megarockman _1987]

Years ago I watched School Days.
I think the answer is obvious, xD
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[Retro Doomer]

Also this Video is just perfect for this thread

also to those who enjoy some Yandere Manga this one is a good one
My girlfriend gives me goosebumps

He is actually aware that she is a yandere and lets just say he is into that.

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I would assume that im an anti-yandare person .

* She wanna stab me . *
Me: I stab back .

* She wants to take her life .*
Me:

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*She goes mental*
Also she :
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* She threatens me ,my family and friends *
Me: Calling my friends , family and the cops immediatly .

*She wants to get me fired*
Me:
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( I get another job )

Maybe the german culture made me unbeatable towards Yandare girls ... or im the yandare boyfriend .

Man... im cold-hearted ... and actually happy about it .

As a German you forgot to mention we also would make her sign a contract nothing goes in Germany without our beloved inefficient bureaucracy...also I life with the principal so you me so I you (So du mir so Ich dir)

also the threatening me with my friends useless..as I don't have any IRL once

 

[Megarockman _1987 Megarockman _1987]

Spoiler: Spoiler of course

That shit was brutal damn also he fucked it up himself for being a cheating piece of oxygen waste if I remember right been ages man also thanks for reminding me that I am old

Oh yea that Anime was em certainly something
the Anime Shuffle also had a Yandere in it and damn

I like this final

Spoiler: The best final of school days

 

[Retro Doomer]

I like this final

Spoiler: The best final of school days

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Lol ya fanfiction exists to