Near the end of my relationship with "Kung-Fu Action GF #2," I actually
didn't sleep around her at all, unless we passed out, um... together

... Mostly because I worked 3rd shift, but also because I just didn't trust her..
It ended in 6 months of court battles. First she tried to file a restraining order against me, then me against her. Both failed, so I secretly moved across town, she then tried to sue me in small claims court (sending the sheriff to my dad's house). She got exactly nothing from that, so she physically attacked me afterwards...
twice. First in the courthouse itself, then out in the street. This led to me filing yet
another restraining order against her, which was successful (despite the feminist judge)... for three years. She then tried to sue me one final time a few months after the order eventually expired (again, sending the sheriff to my dad's house), but the judge himself told her she had no case and dismissed it without me saying a word..
BTW, it's worth noting that I defended myself (
Pro Se) the whole way, while she burned through
THREE different attorneys..