Which user would you go on a date with?

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Good Afternoon Everyone.
I am finally finished with my project and in 2 days, finished with my University.

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[medisinn]

Good morning/afternoon/evening to all! Afternoon in my case. I'm at a LAN event for the weekend, so lots of gaming while sitting in one place. Probably not a place where one would find a date, but you never know. Perhaps the woman of my dreams is wandering around here somewhere, waiting to bond with me over playing Schedule 1 and drinking too many free Monster energy drinks. Probably not though.

 

[Grumpy_Old_Man]

Employed people at RGT? Crazy!

I suppose so, money doesn't grow in trees... Except if the rumor of the blue and purple trees, located somewhere in the northern hemisphere as said by Milton Bradley in the later years of The Great War.

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

Genuine question, Are users a flat a surface? I hope them to be, if we are putting things "on" them.

the users are as flat as H-Flat. the lowest pitch in the ditch. I placed a deck of cards on it and it was swiftly switched out n replaced by a sandwich. I didn't know how to react so I cried until it was switched back to the original deck of cards. so I picked up the stack n took a bite. it tasted like pure failure but I'm sure it beats that god-awful sandwich with its green tomato. I want a blue tomato, fuck that.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

the users are as flat as H-Flat. the lowest pitch in the ditch. I placed a deck of cards on it and it was swiftly switched out n replaced by a sandwich. I didn't know how to react so I cried until it was switched back to the original deck of cards. so I picked up the stack n took a bite. it tasted like pure failure but I'm sure it beats that god-awful sandwich with its green tomato. I want a blue tomato, fuck that.

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

context is the archfoe of irreverence. I'm in the business of hopelessly rando chicken mcbullshit. blab nonsensicality first - make heads or tails of it later. and business is... well, it's seen better epochs that's for fuckin sure.

 

[Grumpy_Old_Man]

the users are as flat as H-Flat. the lowest pitch in the ditch. I placed a deck of cards on it and it was swiftly switched out n replaced by a sandwich. I didn't know how to react so I cried until the it was switched back to the original deck of cards. so I picked up the stack n took a bite. it tasted like pure failure but I'm sure it beats that god-awful sandwich with its green tomato. I want a blue tomato, fuck that.

Let's make sense of this, it seems we can use users them to cook, but the quality of the "product" is horrible, so it's clear to me, we're better selling poison with some attractive wrapping.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

I Understood nothing yet I feel I know something is up right now. I've understood the flaws in my questioning. Timing stirring the bowl of mischievous acts as I thread carefully in the vast field of shattered feathers of silence, blinded by the echo's of colors. The Rainbow shows the same waves of hollow words as the halls of words fills itself of white lies, hence the color merge to create the same as well.

 

[Ruky Ruky]

Well hello there. I hope everyone is doing well.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

And a hello to you too as well, hope you have a wonderful day/ night/ afternoon.

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

Let's make sense of this, it seems we can use users them to cook, but the quality of the "product" is horrible, so it's clear to me, we're better selling poison with some attractive wrapping.

sounds like a Fast Food Dream strategy. let's get the Chinese demigod of pestilence to run a 'Hell's Kitchen' where he curses in Mongolian throat-singing n tosses dull pseudofaux-ginsu knives at the poor dishwasher who certainly did not sign up for this. we can call the FDA at random n they can show up in ski-masks. just when the chaos hits its crescendo-crux-wut-the-fuX - we can laugh about it as the credits roll. everyone laughs but the dishwasher. for he has different plans indeed.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

sounds like a Fast Food Dream strategy. let's get the Chinese demigod of pestilence to run a 'Hell's Kitchen' where he curses in Mongolian throat-singing n tosses dull pseudofaux-ginsu knives at the poor dishwasher who certainly did not sign up for this. we can call the FDA at random n they can show up in ski-masks. just when the chaos hits its crescendo-crux-wut-the-fuX - we can laugh about it as the credits roll. everyone laughs but the dishwasher. for he has different plans indeed.

Gordan Ramsey might need to coup de grace the dishwasher in order to leave no witness behind. To save the panini, extraction must be made. The Singer with the drumset will be our best side kick to handle the situation at the Library.

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

Gordan Ramsey might need to coup de grace the dishwasher in order to leave no witness behind. To save the panini, extraction must be made. The Singer with the drumset will be our best side kick to handle the situation at the Library.

now you are on my wavelength sir

I guess I use weirdness as the anti-icebreaker then I revert to normal n boring hehe

nah I live n breathe the silliness. it makes a good detractor to evade reality's mundane horseshit that gets me too worked up sometimes.

so the official answer here

- is!

Gordon Ramsey must text us a rebus of multiple swear words in hieroglyphics so no one is onto us other than the Egyptian Pro-Wrestler Mummy Squad. n they'll take a while to reach us n by then our molecules will be dispersed overwater. The dishwasher gets disposed of courtesy a rabid tiger with bad diarrhea. Panini is the skeleton-key to the deli where they do not accept currency. Extraction will be handled by the sidewards 88 ninja jesters of Koalaville. That Singer is insane do not trust his drumkit. We must employ Dr. Mastery who fires floppy disks from his flip-flops but don't call them sandals - quiet this is the library DOOON'T YOOOUUU KNOOOOW THEEEE DEWWWWEEY DECCCCIMAAAALLL SYSSS-TUHM????

P.S. we must also hit up the town of Rauru to get some wisdom by that dude Error on the 2nd story of his abode OR -

Game Over

Return of Gannon

(he returned so it's game over?? so all he has to do is return n it's 'game over'? poor showing there, Link.)

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Link needed to get the ransom money from the Mushroom Kingdom of Ariel, the coins will help cut off any brains waves Gordan Ramsey can emit through the microwave or else the food will become thirsty.

In order to delete the game, we must first cut the red wire and fuse the Christmas ornaments in order to bypass the dolphins of Navy Seal. Their Ruler Gorge R.R Martin was there all along with the plans to stop Gordan Ramsey but got confiscated by the Monopoly man. Zelda will help guide Roger Rabbit through Dumbledore's bed chambers and into the Sahara Desert.

This will need all the Socks and Sandals money can eat with. You with me in the drumkit deployment or not ?

 

[Dyne]

the person who keeps posting shake it off by taylor swift in random threads

No greater evil walks this Earth...

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

No greater evil walks this Earth...

 

[Dyne]

"alms for the poor" <can rattles>
I can hear this picture

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

"alms for the poor" <can rattles>
I can hear this picture

me too, a great movie I must say.

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

Link needed to get the ransom money from the Mushroom Kingdom of Ariel, the coins will help cut off any brains waves Gordan Ramsey can emit through the microwave or else the food will become thirsty.

In order to delete the game, we must first cut the red wire and fuse the Christmas ornaments in order to bypass the dolphins of Navy Seal. Their Ruler Gorge R.R Martin was there all along with the plans to stop Gordan Ramsey but got confiscated by the Monopoly man. Zelda will help guide Roger Rabbit through Dumbledore's bed chambers and into the Sahara Desert.

This will need all the Socks and Sandals money can eat with. You with me in the drumkit deployment or not ?

well, I figure money will eat the food that is gettin thirsty but we quench its thirst conversely with the money that ate it. this symbiotic co-dependency will kickmegofundstarter us money for future ops but no black ops silver will do n will conjoin the near future with a just-past perpetually n yes this is a recurring theme they will not see the drumkit coming as it Actraiser Mode 777's in on SimTown Q4 Mission Populous Will Eat Itself as George R.R. Martin is now seen on a missing-persons carton which will in turn produce kneejerk reactions such as fartin. Zelda n Roger - I ask where his hot wife Jessica is n I suppose I deserved his breaking a vintage cerveza bottle over my masked head. I end up deleting a post-modern retroactive retrofuture that sets off the Purple Alex Kidd Octopi after Nintendo's hypocritical emu-hunting bald-eagle legal department n we all end up with the right code entered at the wrong level.

"Nexxt??" cries the headless director... the actors left mortified with a fried X undermining their pride.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

I knew the haystack was the imposter from the moment I imagined it coming to life, Alex Kidd could never be trusted, he kept Roger's wife in the wrong side of the train just so to create a diversion. The Company paid us to grab George R.R Martin from the knees and drag him across the Red carpet. The masked eagle was the perfect disguise, Emo suspected nothing of Gordan Ramsey when the library caught the wind of mutiny, this has become a wild donkey's chase from the Metal Gear we were promised to keep thirsty. The Trap has become thirsty yet again, silent farts pee in the general direction of the wind, It's all coming back, said Gordan Ramsey.

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

I knew the haystack was the imposter from the moment I imagined it coming to life, Alex Kidd could never be trusted, he kept Roger's wife in the wrong side of the train just so to create a diversion. The Company paid us to grab George R.R Martin from the knees and drag him across the Red carpet. The masked eagle was the perfect disguise, Emo suspected nothing of Gordan Ramsey when the library caught the wind of mutiny, this has become a wild donkey's chase from the Metal Gear we were promised to keep thirsty. The Trap has become thirsty yet again, silent farts pee in the general direction of the wind, It's all coming back, said Gordan Ramsey.

touche (without the accents so as to be pronounced 'toosh' - or, alternately 'toucuahgfqdsgireg'), conceded the Living Archive of Intarrwebz Golden Secrets vs. Its Invisible Attributes. Outer Heaven's final giant pizza infiltrated by Grey Fox with Psycho Fox n other goofy mammals this mission's gathered intel didn't count on as Gordon Ramsey counts to FUCKSHIT n an angry, pee-happy wind blows a rhino out of its existence it had just got done figuring out at Neptune 742mph 774422.00000001 kph rpm aka e.g. ala pizza pi 3.14TUUTEUWEITEW - a code seen from beyond an underdeveloped parallax-scrolling landscape horizon where only antiquity itself was to be invertedly positioned to be discovered in contemporaneous fashion ALL THIS by the time a scribe was unable to unearth a loosely conveyed notion translated as... 'touche.' an uninvolved series of infinite tragedy occuring in a complete unsync'd concurrency paraphysically unnoticeable.

Edit: TO THE PITS OF HELL WITH YOU, STRYY-D00RRR!!! HE WILL NEVER LEAVE EURASIA ALLIIVE

did I go too far on this one? or is it jus gettin late xD

 

[ciro64]

Sex

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

Sex

I agree

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

Man i signed up for a philosphy class?

 

[PrismRed]

Sex