Which user would you go on a date with?

[Mr. Daddy]

Goodmorning, or night? It's still night to me, but I'm an insomniac so you shouldn't listen to me​

I'ts morningnight

If I remember correctly we're in the same timezone, it's like 4:36 where I am. I don't go to work yet for a few hours, but my body woke up and decided that I got all the sleep I'm getting tonight ​

 

[RanmyakuIchi's iconRanmyakuIchi]

I'ts morningnight

If I remember correctly we're in the same timezone, it's like 4:36 where I am. I don't go to work yet for a few hours, but my body woke up and decided that I got all the sleep I'm getting tonight ​

Ah, I think you might be one hour ahead of me. I've got a free day tomorrow, so no work. I have a bad habit of being a night owl and staying up on these nights. My job is a bit flexible on times too, so I never keep a real routine.

 

[Mr. Daddy]

Ah, I think you might be one hour ahead of me. I've got a free day tomorrow, so no work. I have a bad habit of being a night owl and staying up on these nights. My job is a bit flexible on times too, so I never keep a real routine.​

I only work a few days out of the week, so as long as I can get some sleep, I'm good for the few days where I go in. And it's not like I have a particularly demanding job, I just work at a local convenience store at a campground. Depending on the day and season I can see anywhere between as few as two and as many as two hundred people in a single day. Luckily everyone's actually pretty nice, so I don't have to worry about retail horror stories like I used to in my last job.​

 

[RanmyakuIchi's iconRanmyakuIchi]

I only work a few days out of the week, so as long as I can get some sleep, I'm good for the few days where I go in. And it's not like I have a particularly demanding job, I just work at a local convenience store at a campground. Depending on the day and season I can see anywhere between as few as two and as many as two hundred people in a single day. Luckily everyone's actually pretty nice, so I don't have to worry about retail horror stories like I used to in my last job.​

I have the fortune of technically working from home. I'm a live-in groundskeeper, and my work varies a lot depending on what needs done. I can work 4 hours one day and 12 the next. My boss does have an "as long as it gets done" attitude that lets me be flexible though, though there's that.

 

[Mr. Daddy]

I have the fortune of technically working from home. I'm a live-in groundskeeper, and my work varies a lot depending on what needs done. I can work 4 hours one day and 12 the next. My boss does have an "as long as it gets done" attitude that lets me be flexible though, though there's that.​

My boss has a similar attitude with work, which is why she doesn't mind if I do something like use my phone or read a book or something at work, because sometimes it is just really slow and there's not much to actually do. My schedule is pretty consistent in terms of hours staying the same, but I do have a 13 hour day in there, which is today.​

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

Employed people at RGT? Crazy!

 

[DragonMals]

Good Morning, RGT!

 

[fake-kun]

Good Morning, RGT!

Good time of day!

 

[Samatonic]

Good Afternoon Everyone.
I am finally finished with my project and in 2 days, finished with my University.

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[medisinn]

Good morning/afternoon/evening to all! Afternoon in my case. I'm at a LAN event for the weekend, so lots of gaming while sitting in one place. Probably not a place where one would find a date, but you never know. Perhaps the woman of my dreams is wandering around here somewhere, waiting to bond with me over playing Schedule 1 and drinking too many free Monster energy drinks. Probably not though.

 

[Grumpy_Old_Man]

Employed people at RGT? Crazy!

I suppose so, money doesn't grow in trees... Except if the rumor of the blue and purple trees, located somewhere in the northern hemisphere as said by Milton Bradley in the later years of The Great War.

 

[prnzo x BOOZE-o ka-BEER-o]

Genuine question, Are users a flat a surface? I hope them to be, if we are putting things "on" them.

the users are as flat as H-Flat. the lowest pitch in the ditch. I placed a deck of cards on it and it was swiftly switched out n replaced by a sandwich. I didn't know how to react so I cried until it was switched back to the original deck of cards. so I picked up the stack n took a bite. it tasted like pure failure but I'm sure it beats that god-awful sandwich with its green tomato. I want a blue tomato, fuck that.

 

[Samatonic]

the users are as flat as H-Flat. the lowest pitch in the ditch. I placed a deck of cards on it and it was swiftly switched out n replaced by a sandwich. I didn't know how to react so I cried until it was switched back to the original deck of cards. so I picked up the stack n took a bite. it tasted like pure failure but I'm sure it beats that god-awful sandwich with its green tomato. I want a blue tomato, fuck that.

 

[prnzo x BOOZE-o ka-BEER-o]

context is the archfoe of irreverence. I'm in the business of hopelessly rando chicken mcbullshit. blab nonsensicality first - make heads or tails of it later. and business is... well, it's seen better epochs that's for fuckin sure.

 

[Grumpy_Old_Man]

the users are as flat as H-Flat. the lowest pitch in the ditch. I placed a deck of cards on it and it was swiftly switched out n replaced by a sandwich. I didn't know how to react so I cried until the it was switched back to the original deck of cards. so I picked up the stack n took a bite. it tasted like pure failure but I'm sure it beats that god-awful sandwich with its green tomato. I want a blue tomato, fuck that.

Let's make sense of this, it seems we can use users them to cook, but the quality of the "product" is horrible, so it's clear to me, we're better selling poison with some attractive wrapping.

 

[Samatonic]

I Understood nothing yet I feel I know something is up right now. I've understood the flaws in my questioning. Timing stirring the bowl of mischievous acts as I thread carefully in the vast field of shattered feathers of silence, blinded by the echo's of colors. The Rainbow shows the same waves of hollow words as the halls of words fills itself of white lies, hence the color merge to create the same as well.

 

[Ume]

Well hello there. I hope everyone is doing well.

 

[Samatonic]

And a hello to you too as well, hope you have a wonderful day/ night/ afternoon.

 

[prnzo x BOOZE-o ka-BEER-o]

Let's make sense of this, it seems we can use users them to cook, but the quality of the "product" is horrible, so it's clear to me, we're better selling poison with some attractive wrapping.

sounds like a Fast Food Dream strategy. let's get the Chinese demigod of pestilence to run a 'Hell's Kitchen' where he curses in Mongolian throat-singing n tosses dull pseudofaux-ginsu knives at the poor dishwasher who certainly did not sign up for this. we can call the FDA at random n they can show up in ski-masks. just when the chaos hits its crescendo-crux-wut-the-fuX - we can laugh about it as the credits roll. everyone laughs but the dishwasher. for he has different plans indeed.

 

[Samatonic]

sounds like a Fast Food Dream strategy. let's get the Chinese demigod of pestilence to run a 'Hell's Kitchen' where he curses in Mongolian throat-singing n tosses dull pseudofaux-ginsu knives at the poor dishwasher who certainly did not sign up for this. we can call the FDA at random n they can show up in ski-masks. just when the chaos hits its crescendo-crux-wut-the-fuX - we can laugh about it as the credits roll. everyone laughs but the dishwasher. for he has different plans indeed.

Gordan Ramsey might need to coup de grace the dishwasher in order to leave no witness behind. To save the panini, extraction must be made. The Singer with the drumset will be our best side kick to handle the situation at the Library.

 

[prnzo x BOOZE-o ka-BEER-o]

Gordan Ramsey might need to coup de grace the dishwasher in order to leave no witness behind. To save the panini, extraction must be made. The Singer with the drumset will be our best side kick to handle the situation at the Library.

now you are on my wavelength sir

I guess I use weirdness as the anti-icebreaker then I revert to normal n boring hehe

nah I live n breathe the silliness. it makes a good detractor to evade reality's mundane horseshit that gets me too worked up sometimes.

so the official answer here

- is!

Gordon Ramsey must text us a rebus of multiple swear words in hieroglyphics so no one is onto us other than the Egyptian Pro-Wrestler Mummy Squad. n they'll take a while to reach us n by then our molecules will be dispersed overwater. The dishwasher gets disposed of courtesy a rabid tiger with bad diarrhea. Panini is the skeleton-key to the deli where they do not accept currency. Extraction will be handled by the sidewards 88 ninja jesters of Koalaville. That Singer is insane do not trust his drumkit. We must employ Dr. Mastery who fires floppy disks from his flip-flops but don't call them sandals - quiet this is the library DOOON'T YOOOUUU KNOOOOW THEEEE DEWWWWEEY DECCCCIMAAAALLL SYSSS-TUHM????

P.S. we must also hit up the town of Rauru to get some wisdom by that dude Error on the 2nd story of his abode OR -

Game Over

Return of Gannon

(he returned so it's game over?? so all he has to do is return n it's 'game over'? poor showing there, Link.)

 

[Samatonic]

Link needed to get the ransom money from the Mushroom Kingdom of Ariel, the coins will help cut off any brains waves Gordan Ramsey can emit through the microwave or else the food will become thirsty.

In order to delete the game, we must first cut the red wire and fuse the Christmas ornaments in order to bypass the dolphins of Navy Seal. Their Ruler Gorge R.R Martin was there all along with the plans to stop Gordan Ramsey but got confiscated by the Monopoly man. Zelda will help guide Roger Rabbit through Dumbledore's bed chambers and into the Sahara Desert.

This will need all the Socks and Sandals money can eat with. You with me in the drumkit deployment or not ?

 

[Dyne]

the person who keeps posting shake it off by taylor swift in random threads

No greater evil walks this Earth...

 

[Samatonic]

No greater evil walks this Earth...

 

[Dyne]

"alms for the poor" <can rattles>
I can hear this picture