I'd tell you my joke about the high wall, but you'd never get over it
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OK, just one more:

The other day, I went to the store to buy some pencils and paper. But the guy behind the counter was standing still.

I said "Why aren't you moving?"

He replied "I'm selling stationary."
 
A monk is walking around in the mountains, seeking enlightenment. He sees a fat, bald, cross-legged man dressed in robes, and asks him for the universal truth.

"I'm sorry," replies the man. "I'm not religious."

"Wow!" says the monk. "I can't believe it's not Buddha!"
 
OK, just one more:
Sticking with the classics,

Doctor: "I’m afraid you have chlamydia, gonorrhoea and onomatopoeia.”

Patient: “Onomatopoeia? What’s that?"

Doctor: “I’m afraid it’s exactly what it sounds like.”
 
As an aside, just finished watching all of Deadwood + The Movie, great show with an excellent cast if you're ever looking for a short Western
 
I just thought of a great joke:

@Antihero , @Antilocal123 , and @antii walk into a bar.

Antihero orders a beer, but when he drinks it, he turns into a block of ice.

Antilocal yells at the bartender, "Hey, what's in that drink!?"

Bartender says "Antifreeze."
And that happened in Elsa's (Frozen) Bar
 

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