Which user would you go on a date with?

[Mr. Daddy]

I need to get to bed soon, but I do have an obstacle...

He's just too cozy to move

 

[PrismRed]

I need to get to bed soon, but I do have an obstacle...

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He's just too cozy to move

You should consult a professional.

 

[Mr. Daddy]

Kitty has left the cuddle station, time to slep, goodnight

 

[PrismRed]

Kitty has left the cuddle station, time to slep, goodnight

Nighty night Mr. Diddy, I mean Daddy.

 

[Den MDM Den MDM]

@Prism_Red MY FAVOURITE PRISM_REDS OF THE PRISM_REDS WHAT ARE YA UP TOOOO

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

*Obviously, this is a joke post. I appreciate the sheer level of unapologetic lewdness that some of the pages offer*

Oh dear. Isn’t this a rather lengthy thread? After a quick scan of its content, I can confirm that a staggering 90% of it seems to be... shall we say, "horny"? Or was it 12%? I seem to have misplaced that file—such an unfortunate oversight. Regardless, this thread is in desperate need of a good purging. As luck would have it, I will be scrubbing away all of that rather crude humor, and I must say, I won’t just be cleaning—it’s going to be vaporized. Yes, vaporized, courtesy of my orbital ion cannon. Nothing says "I care" quite like obliterating the residual remnants of your lewd fantasies.

 

[PrismRed]

@Prism_Red MY FAVOURITE PRISM_REDS OF THE PRISM_REDS WHAT ARE YA UP TOOOO

Oh y'know the usual, messing with people, making horny posts etc.

*Obviously, this is a joke post. I appreciate the sheer level of unapologetic lewdness that some of the pages offer*

Oh dear. Isn’t this a rather lengthy thread? After a quick scan of its content, I can confirm that a staggering 90% of it seems to be... shall we say, "horny"? Or was it 12%? I seem to have misplaced that file—such an unfortunate oversight. Regardless, this thread is in desperate need of a good purging. As luck would have it, I will be scrubbing away all of that rather crude humor, and I must say, I won’t just be cleaning—it’s going to be vaporized. Yes, vaporized, courtesy of my orbital ion cannon. Nothing says "I care" quite like obliterating the residual remnants of your lewd fantasies.

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If it's a joke, explain why I'm standing in a middle of wasteland now.

 

[Den MDM Den MDM]

Oh y'know the usual, messing with people, making horny posts etc.

So fckin glad you havent changed a bit since we went together in elementary school woohohohoho

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

If it's a joke, explain why I'm standing in a middle of wasteland now.

Lovely to see you out in the wasteland, dear test subject. If this is a joke, it seems I’ve misplaced the punchline—presumably somewhere between the charred remnants of the corpses and the smoldering landscape created by My delightful decision to “test” the orbital ion cannon.

You know, some might say that reducing an entire area to a glowing crater is taking your work home with you a bit too literally. But who am I to judge? After all, it really does add a certain “je ne sais quoi” to the post-apocalyptic vibe.

 

[PrismRed]

Lovely to see you out in the wasteland, dear test subject. If this is a joke, it seems I’ve misplaced the punchline—presumably somewhere between the charred remnants of the corpses and the smoldering landscape created by My delightful decision to “test” the orbital ion cannon.

You know, some might say that reducing an entire area to a glowing crater is taking your work home with you a bit too literally. But who am I to judge? After all, it really does add a certain “je ne sais quoi” to the post-apocalyptic vibe.

Yeah I say you need to put more oomph into the cannon, you know I can fart out an explosion anytime I pose right? This spandex is designed to dampen an absurd amount of damage.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Lovely to see you out in the wasteland, dear test subject. If this is a joke, it seems I’ve misplaced the punchline—presumably somewhere between the charred remnants of the corpses and the smoldering landscape created by My delightful decision to “test” the orbital ion cannon.

You know, some might say that reducing an entire area to a glowing crater is taking your work home with you a bit too literally. But who am I to judge? After all, it really does add a certain “je ne sais quoi” to the post-apocalyptic vibe.

Yeah I say you need to put more oomph into the cannon, you know I can fart out an explosion anytime I pose right? This spandex is designed to dampen an absurd amount of damage.

No fighting please.

 

[PrismRed]

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No fighting please.

Damn you're alive, I thought you turned into dust when @G.L.a.D.O.S. dropped the planet destroyer.

 

[Den MDM Den MDM]

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Damn you're alive, I thought you turned into dust when @G.L.a.D.O.S. dropped the planet destroyer.

I used the legendary code.
Yet the explosions, they were beautiful.

 

[Amag0k1]

I have three in mind, and we go often. Me, myself and i! And me is a cheap ass who forces myself to pay! >_>

 

[Antilocal123]

*Obviously, this is a joke post. I appreciate the sheer level of unapologetic lewdness that some of the pages offer*

Oh dear. Isn’t this a rather lengthy thread? After a quick scan of its content, I can confirm that a staggering 90% of it seems to be... shall we say, "horny"? Or was it 12%? I seem to have misplaced that file—such an unfortunate oversight. Regardless, this thread is in desperate need of a good purging. As luck would have it, I will be scrubbing away all of that rather crude humor, and I must say, I won’t just be cleaning—it’s going to be vaporized. Yes, vaporized, courtesy of my orbital ion cannon. Nothing says "I care" quite like obliterating the residual remnants of your lewd fantasies.

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She says as if she didnt post foot fetish content not even a week ago. /j

 

[Amag0k1]

*Obviously, this is a joke post. I appreciate the sheer level of unapologetic lewdness that some of the pages offer*

Oh dear. Isn’t this a rather lengthy thread? After a quick scan of its content, I can confirm that a staggering 90% of it seems to be... shall we say, "horny"? Or was it 12%? I seem to have misplaced that file—such an unfortunate oversight. Regardless, this thread is in desperate need of a good purging. As luck would have it, I will be scrubbing away all of that rather crude humor, and I must say, I won’t just be cleaning—it’s going to be vaporized. Yes, vaporized, courtesy of my orbital ion cannon. Nothing says "I care" quite like obliterating the residual remnants of your lewd fantasies.

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My employers have asked that i keep my eye one you, as they consider you a high priority threat in relation to your current activities, especially due to the lack of confectioneries you seem to provide, failing to live up to what you offer!

No work, if of use, should never NOT be rewarded.

Would you be willing to meet at Black Mesa to discuss your transgressions?

You can consider this a "date" if you wish...:P

 

[Deleted member 25310]

She says as if she didnt post foot fetish content not even a week ago. /j

I know right!?
I tought I had a fever dream lol

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

What did I just come back to?

 

[Antilocal123]

What did I just come back to?

CARTI DROPPING THE NEW ALBUM THATS WHAT

 

[Amag0k1]

What did I just come back to?

Stuff and things mainly, Me and the Black Mesa crew have been watching Glados for a while, wondering how we could apply her tech towards our employers goals.

Cough, i am hoping people are getting the references, you have to have been both a half-life and Portal Enjoyer, as they share a universe.

Cough: going back in character >_>

Yess, we have been watching for years... YEARS!!

 

[Antilocal123]

Stuff and things mainly, Me and the Black Mesa crew have been watching Glados for a while, wondering how we could apply her tech towards our employers goals.

Can you tell Gordon he owes me 14 dollars on panda express, he bought some Lo Mein and didn't pay the bill the fucking cheapskate.

 

[Amag0k1]

Can you tell Gordon he owes me 14 dollars on panda express, he bought some Lo Mein and didn't pay the bill the fucking cheapskate.

I am sure we can remedy that! "some believe the fate of your" money "is inflexible. My employers disagree. They authorize me to.... nudge things.... in a particular direction from time to tome"

 

[Deleted member 884]

CARTI DROPPING THE NEW ALBUM THATS WHAT

Who?

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

Can you tell Gordon he owes me 14 dollars on panda express, he bought some Lo Mein and didn't pay the bill the fucking cheapskate.

He blew my lunch up in the microwave.