Which user would you go on a date with?

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Good night to everyone!!!
 
Give me a bit and I'll upload a VOD to Twitch. I finally got a chat overlay for my recording software, so you actually have context for the dumb shit I say.
That's very nice of you to do, Iyo. I'll be sure to get all caught up.

It's sometimes hard to resist the urge to check up on the forum again when I'm supposed to be settling down. Goodnight for real this time, everyone!
 
Happy Friday folks! Whats games have we got lined up for this weekend?

Me, I'm gonna try finally beat NES Super Mario Bros. and hopefully tryout one of the Genesis Spider-Man games
 
*Obviously, this is a joke post. I appreciate the sheer level of unapologetic lewdness that some of the pages offer*

Oh dear. Isn’t this a rather lengthy thread? After a quick scan of its content, I can confirm that a staggering 90% of it seems to be... shall we say, "horny"? Or was it 12%? I seem to have misplaced that file—such an unfortunate oversight. Regardless, this thread is in desperate need of a good purging. As luck would have it, I will be scrubbing away all of that rather crude humor, and I must say, I won’t just be cleaning—it’s going to be vaporized. Yes, vaporized, courtesy of my orbital ion cannon. Nothing says "I care" quite like obliterating the residual remnants of your lewd fantasies.

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@Prism_Red MY FAVOURITE PRISM_REDS OF THE PRISM_REDS WHAT ARE YA UP TOOOO
Oh y'know the usual, messing with people, making horny posts etc.

*Obviously, this is a joke post. I appreciate the sheer level of unapologetic lewdness that some of the pages offer*

Oh dear. Isn’t this a rather lengthy thread? After a quick scan of its content, I can confirm that a staggering 90% of it seems to be... shall we say, "horny"? Or was it 12%? I seem to have misplaced that file—such an unfortunate oversight. Regardless, this thread is in desperate need of a good purging. As luck would have it, I will be scrubbing away all of that rather crude humor, and I must say, I won’t just be cleaning—it’s going to be vaporized. Yes, vaporized, courtesy of my orbital ion cannon. Nothing says "I care" quite like obliterating the residual remnants of your lewd fantasies.

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If it's a joke, explain why I'm standing in a middle of wasteland now.

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If it's a joke, explain why I'm standing in a middle of wasteland now.

Lovely to see you out in the wasteland, dear test subject. If this is a joke, it seems I’ve misplaced the punchline—presumably somewhere between the charred remnants of the corpses and the smoldering landscape created by My delightful decision to “test” the orbital ion cannon.

You know, some might say that reducing an entire area to a glowing crater is taking your work home with you a bit too literally. But who am I to judge? After all, it really does add a certain “je ne sais quoi” to the post-apocalyptic vibe.
 
Lovely to see you out in the wasteland, dear test subject. If this is a joke, it seems I’ve misplaced the punchline—presumably somewhere between the charred remnants of the corpses and the smoldering landscape created by My delightful decision to “test” the orbital ion cannon.

You know, some might say that reducing an entire area to a glowing crater is taking your work home with you a bit too literally. But who am I to judge? After all, it really does add a certain “je ne sais quoi” to the post-apocalyptic vibe.
Yeah I say you need to put more oomph into the cannon, you know I can fart out an explosion anytime I pose right? This spandex is designed to dampen an absurd amount of damage.
 
Lovely to see you out in the wasteland, dear test subject. If this is a joke, it seems I’ve misplaced the punchline—presumably somewhere between the charred remnants of the corpses and the smoldering landscape created by My delightful decision to “test” the orbital ion cannon.

You know, some might say that reducing an entire area to a glowing crater is taking your work home with you a bit too literally. But who am I to judge? After all, it really does add a certain “je ne sais quoi” to the post-apocalyptic vibe.
Yeah I say you need to put more oomph into the cannon, you know I can fart out an explosion anytime I pose right? This spandex is designed to dampen an absurd amount of damage.
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No fighting please.
 
I have three in mind, and we go often. Me, myself and i! And me is a cheap ass who forces myself to pay! >_>
 
*Obviously, this is a joke post. I appreciate the sheer level of unapologetic lewdness that some of the pages offer*

Oh dear. Isn’t this a rather lengthy thread? After a quick scan of its content, I can confirm that a staggering 90% of it seems to be... shall we say, "horny"? Or was it 12%? I seem to have misplaced that file—such an unfortunate oversight. Regardless, this thread is in desperate need of a good purging. As luck would have it, I will be scrubbing away all of that rather crude humor, and I must say, I won’t just be cleaning—it’s going to be vaporized. Yes, vaporized, courtesy of my orbital ion cannon. Nothing says "I care" quite like obliterating the residual remnants of your lewd fantasies.

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She says as if she didnt post foot fetish content not even a week ago. /j
 
*Obviously, this is a joke post. I appreciate the sheer level of unapologetic lewdness that some of the pages offer*

Oh dear. Isn’t this a rather lengthy thread? After a quick scan of its content, I can confirm that a staggering 90% of it seems to be... shall we say, "horny"? Or was it 12%? I seem to have misplaced that file—such an unfortunate oversight. Regardless, this thread is in desperate need of a good purging. As luck would have it, I will be scrubbing away all of that rather crude humor, and I must say, I won’t just be cleaning—it’s going to be vaporized. Yes, vaporized, courtesy of my orbital ion cannon. Nothing says "I care" quite like obliterating the residual remnants of your lewd fantasies.

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My employers have asked that i keep my eye one you, as they consider you a high priority threat in relation to your current activities, especially due to the lack of confectioneries you seem to provide, failing to live up to what you offer!

No work, if of use, should never NOT be rewarded.

Would you be willing to meet at Black Mesa to discuss your transgressions?

You can consider this a "date" if you wish...:P
 

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