Which user would you go on a date with?

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea

Dinner

 

[Kamako]

Dinner

I'd tell you my joke about the high wall, but you'd never get over it

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

I'd tell you my joke about the high wall, but you'd never get over it
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[Gorse]

You know, folks, I have a friend who's always dropping his coins on the ground.

I guess he just can't handle change.

 

[Mr. Daddy]

I'd tell you my joke about the high wall, but you'd never get over it
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Unfortunately I currently have no puns to add, but I feel compelled to say that I absolutely would date Siegward.

 

[Gorse]

OK, just one more:

The other day, I went to the store to buy some pencils and paper. But the guy behind the counter was standing still.

I said "Why aren't you moving?"

He replied "I'm selling stationary."

 

[Kamako]

Unfortunately I currently have no puns to add, but I feel compelled to say that I absolutely would date Siegward.

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A few Siegbrau's with the homie inbetween stomping invaders? Priceless

 

[SageoThyme]

 

[Gorse]

A monk is walking around in the mountains, seeking enlightenment. He sees a fat, bald, cross-legged man dressed in robes, and asks him for the universal truth.

"I'm sorry," replies the man. "I'm not religious."

"Wow!" says the monk. "I can't believe it's not Buddha!"

 

[Kamako]

OK, just one more:

Sticking with the classics,

Doctor: "I’m afraid you have chlamydia, gonorrhoea and onomatopoeia.”

Patient: “Onomatopoeia? What’s that?"

Doctor: “I’m afraid it’s exactly what it sounds like.”

 

[SageoThyme]

 

[Kamako]

Oh Bo, play that Oboe

 

[SageoThyme]

 

[Kamako]

As an aside, just finished watching all of Deadwood + The Movie, great show with an excellent cast if you're ever looking for a short Western

 

[Antihero]

I just thought of a great joke:

@Antihero , @Antilocal123 , and @antii walk into a bar.

Antihero orders a beer, but when he drinks it, he turns into a block of ice.

Antilocal yells at the bartender, "Hey, what's in that drink!?"

Bartender says "Antifreeze."

And that happened in Elsa's (Frozen) Bar

 

[Antilocal123]

Close to 250, I can't wait for the Looney Tunes Wax Play Fanfic Goosey is about to drop

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

Close to 250, I can't wait for the Looney Tunes Wax Play Fanfic Goosey is about to drop

The thread might get locked after lol

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

I'm very tired.

 

[Mr. Daddy]

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I'm very tired.​

I would play the hell out of an RGT fighter.​

 

[Gorse]

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I'm very tired.

HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE OF ME?????????

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

I would play the hell out of an RGT fighter.​

Same.
My fireball special is just me shooting a gun lol

 

[Tonberry]

*inhales*
UMMMMM HEWWOOOO!!!! >w<

 

[fake-kun]

I want to make a giant Bass cutout.

 

[Tonberry]

I want to make a giant Bass cutout.

Cut it out!

Or well, you'd have to print it first.

 

[Antilocal123]