The Joke Thread

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

There was a movie I saw about ticks going after the mouths and lips of alpacas spreading a deadly disease. Once through, and after all alpacas and about 90% of humanity perished, the remaining had to survive a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland

 

[Lod 10]

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

 

[Danieru-Emanyueru]

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Why?

 

[Lod 10]

Por que?

Irget to the other side

 

[Clippy]

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

 

[Lod 10]

Existem 10 tipos de pessoas neste mundo. As que entendem binário e as que não.

NI didn't understand

 

[Clippy]

NI didn't understand

You know what binary code is, right? The 1s and 0s that make all the magic happen on your PC or smartphone or whatever. 10 in binary code translates to 2 in human language.

So the joke is that I said there are 2 kinds of people in this world. It's just that you need to understand the basics of binary to decipher that.

 

[Lod 10]

Você sabe o que é código binário, certo? Os 1s e 0s que fazem toda a mágica acontecer no seu PC, smartphone ou qualquer outro lugar. 10 em código binário equivale a 2 na linguagem humana.

Então a piada é que eu disse que existem dois tipos de pessoas neste mundo. Só que você precisa entender o básico do binário para decifrar isso.

OI understand now, sorry.

 

[Clippy]

OI understand now, sorry.

It's alright. No need to apologize.

 

[Danieru-Emanyueru]

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowntain

 

[Clippy]

 

[Danieru-Emanyueru]

Yeah I love this thread!

 

[Mr. SyS]

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

To get to the dead baby on the other side?

 

[Lod 10]

Para chegar ao bebê morto do outro lado?

Dead joke my friend

 

[Danieru-Emanyueru]

Psychologist: "Why are you here?"

Patient: "Because I haven't had any friends for two weeks."

Psychologist: "What happened?"

Patient: "Do you know Mario Kart?"

 

[DjQuick2008]

A man walks into a pet shop and says: "Give me a wasp." The shopkeeper replies: "We don't sell wasps." He says: "There's one in the window."

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A man says to the doctor: "What's the good news?" "You've got 24 hours to live." He says: "What's the bad news?" The doctor says: "We should have told you yesterday."

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[Clippy]

 

[Kamako]

Just watched a documentary about how ships are kept together - Riveting!

 

[Tonberry]

A bear walks into a bar
The bartender asks him what he wants
"I'll have a rum...and a coke," says the bear.
"What's with the pause?" asks the bartender.
The bear replies, confused "I was born with them."

 

[Danieru-Emanyueru]

Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.

 

[DjQuick2008]

Just watched a documentary about how ships are kept together - Riveting!

 

[Lod 10]

Por queWhy is Jimmy neutron smart because his mom ate a lot Broccoli

 

[Clippy]

 

[Danieru-Emanyueru]

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What the wolf is thinking right now

 

[Lod 10]

O que o lobo está pensando agora

EsseAre you saying that this little bit of fear devoured my family?