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There was a movie I saw about ticks going after the mouths and lips of alpacas spreading a deadly disease. Once through, and after all alpacas and about 90% of humanity perished, the remaining had to survive a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland
 
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
 
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
 
NI didn't understand
You know what binary code is, right? The 1s and 0s that make all the magic happen on your PC or smartphone or whatever. 10 in binary code translates to 2 in human language.

So the joke is that I said there are 2 kinds of people in this world. It's just that you need to understand the basics of binary to decipher that.
 
Você sabe o que é código binário, certo? Os 1s e 0s que fazem toda a mágica acontecer no seu PC, smartphone ou qualquer outro lugar. 10 em código binário equivale a 2 na linguagem humana.

Então a piada é que eu disse que existem dois tipos de pessoas neste mundo. Só que você precisa entender o básico do binário para decifrar isso.
OI understand now, sorry.
 
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Psychologist: "Why are you here?"

Patient: "Because I haven't had any friends for two weeks."

Psychologist: "What happened?"

Patient: "Do you know Mario Kart?"
 
A man walks into a pet shop and says: "Give me a wasp." The shopkeeper replies: "We don't sell wasps." He says: "There's one in the window."

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A man says to the doctor: "What's the good news?" "You've got 24 hours to live." He says: "What's the bad news?" The doctor says: "We should have told you yesterday."

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A bear walks into a bar
The bartender asks him what he wants
"I'll have a rum...and a coke," says the bear.
"What's with the pause?" asks the bartender.
The bear replies, confused "I was born with them."
 

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