The Joke Thread

[Retro Doomer]

https://retrogametalk.com/threads/the-joke-thread.13959/

As lame as the search function can be sometimes it's still a friend.

Well that is a bit peinlich

happens to the best of us this really is a bad joke sometimes.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

https://retrogametalk.com/threads/the-joke-thread.13959/

As lame as the search function can be sometimes it's still a friend.

The one we're on now might get deleted or merged.

 

[Retro Doomer]

The one we're on now might get deleted or merged.

probably merged and out of it a stronger thread will emerge

 

[Pinballbuzzbro]

A pig and another pig walk into a bar

then another pig follows behind them

then another pig

then another pig

then another

oh wait the bar's next door
this is the butcher's

 

[Clippy]

probably merged and out of it a stronger thread will emerge

Then I guess it's time to summon @Waffles and ask him to do his thing.

 

[Retro Doomer]

Then I guess it's time to summon @Waffles and ask him to do his thing.

Let it bake a little longer

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

Fine, done (despite some huge resistance by XenForo itself).

 

[Clippy]

 

[Clippy]

 

[GuyZero32k4]

 

[Danieru-Emanyueru]

My musical knowledge is so poor I thought Kanye West was a railway station and Lana Del Rey a holiday destination.

 

[Clippy]

 

[Danieru-Emanyueru]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: „That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!“ The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: „The driver just insulted me!“ The man says: „You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.“

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Oh hey I forgot about this thread

 

[Danieru-Emanyueru]

A man to his new girlfriend: „Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to you really badly.“ – „Well,“ she replies, „you succeeded.“

 

[Clippy]

 

[Danieru-Emanyueru]

Why was Cinderella bad at Soccer? Because she always missed the ball.

 

[CheesyExplosive]

Why did the bandicoot "crash"?

 

[Danieru-Emanyueru]

Why did the bandicoot "crash"?

Why?

 

[CheesyExplosive]

Why did the bandicoot "crash"?

Why?

because he became so drunk he thought Sonic Racing CrossWorlds was twisted metal.

 

[Omnikron]

I saw a one legged man at the ATM the other day. He was checking his balance...

 

[Danieru-Emanyueru]

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

 

[Clippy]

 

[Xdqwerty Xdqwerty]

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
Thats amore!

When an eel lunges out
And takes a bit out of your snout!
Thats a moray!

 

[Danieru-Emanyueru]

What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do you think he saw us!