The Joke Thread

[JustLooking123]

A joke tried to joke, and thus became serious!

 

[Kamako]

What's the best time to visit the Dentist?

2:30

 

[Clippy]

Why did a banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn't peeling well.

 

[Kamako]

Why did a banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn't peeling well.

You can't see it, but my head's still shaking back and forth from this one xD

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

A book fell on me, but I only have my shelf to blame.

 

[Clippy]

A book fell on me, but I only have my shelf to blame.

 

[TacoMeister]

Why did the mermaid put on seashells?

She grew out of her B-shells!

 

[Clippy]

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

 

[Clippy]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

What do you call a blind deer?

No ideer

 

[Clippy]

What do you call horses after dusk?

Nightmares.

 

[TacoMeister]

If you buy a bigger bed, you get more bed room but less bedroom.

 

[Clippy]

 

[Clippy]

 

[Clippy]

 

[Yousef Yousef]

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How bastardly of him to say this

 

[Clippy]

 

[Deleted member 257420]

Anime, that’s the joke

 

[Lokgamer]

There was a dog called "glue", one day it fell and hit itself... Damn! this joke doesn't work in english!

 

[Retro Doomer]

Welcome to the Joke thread as the name implies you can crack the best or lamest jokes here on this thread and make people either laugh or cringe at you humor ;)
Anyway Have fun and enjoy.Dad Jokes Bland or real funny Jokes are welcome here.
RULES TO ENSURE THIS THREAD STAYS UP:
NO POLITICAL JOKES
NO RACIST JOKES (This Includes jokes against Certain groups Countries/People if done they will be reported to the mods to keep this thread alive and kicking)
NO JOKES AT SOMEONES EXPENSE UNLESS THAT PERSON GAVE YOU PERMISSION
ONLY JOKES THIS THREAD IS FOR JOKES ONLY NO DEEP DEBATES HERE PLEASE
HAVE A GOOD TIME HERE THE FIRST AND MOST Important rule ;)
I suppose those are the rules unless I remember more o ya brush you teeth before going to bed and eat your vegetables ;)

 

[Tonberry]

Mario walks into a bar
”OOMPH!”

 

[Retro Doomer]

Why does the bicycle keep falling down because its two tired ;)

 

[Clippy]

https://retrogametalk.com/threads/the-joke-thread.13959/

As lame as the search function can be sometimes it's still a friend.

 

[Octopus]

Let me consult the greatest tome of comedy, the official Minecraft joke book.

Did you hear about the player who tried to farm in the Nether? He was destroyed!