The Joke Thread

[Samatonic Samatonic]

why was the tic angry ?
Because it was cross.

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Why was the broom promoted? Because it swept the competition

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don’t take me for granite!

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

Why did i get your IP address? Because you are annoying and need a hitman sent at your location

Spoiler: Made in the US of A

This isn't a joke! I'm moving at a rate of 50 Kilometers per hour towards your location OP

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

What does the annoyed chicken say....
"Buck-Off"

I promise you @Pandaprewmaster325 it wasn't on purpose, this joke was written down before you wrote.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

What kind of keys are sweet?

Cookies!

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

What is a Jedi's favorite Dessert ?
Obi-won "Kannoli"

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

What does the annoyed chicken say....
"Buck-Off"

I promise you @Pandaprewmaster325 it wasn't on purpose, this joke was written down before you wrote.

No need to clarify man i just love to react differently to confuse people I'm something of a troll you know i enjoy rage baiting and such

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

What is a Jedi's favorite Dessert ?
Obi-won "Kannoli"

MMMM FUNNY JOKE

 

[TacoMeister]

I have a joke about construction... But I'm still working on it.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

MMMM FUNNY JOKE

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

What kind of water cannot freeze?

Hot water.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

How do you get holy water......by boiling the hell out of it.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because it was feeling a little crummy.

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

Pirate: ARGH! WHAT IS THAT STEERING WHEEL DOING IN YER CROTCH CAPTAIN?!
Captain: YARGH! ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

You guys either learned too much jokes or are too good with words you come up with jokes on the spot.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

What fruit do twins love?

Pears!

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

That was a disaster at the milk factory with the Cows, It was an udder chaos.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

How do bees brush their hair?

With honeycombs!

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

What bridge did the Cows build ?

Hoover-Dam.

Post automatically merged: Aug 22, 2025

Deja-Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull*** before.

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Knock knock

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

Knock knock

Who's there?

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Who's there?

I eat mop

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

I eat mop

I eat mop who?