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i know the good parts part of your list was meant to be a small defense of the game, but only two of those stand on their own.I don't exactly agree with the other takes listed, but this one is far from shitty.
Nothing.
The good parts:
The bad:
- The main plot was mostly well thought out if you ignore the playable characters.
- The connections to the previous game were done well.
- Pyra is cute.
- Poppy is very well developed if you ignore her terrible origin story.
- Gameplay can be good if you can figure it out yourself (despite the endless tutorials that barely explain it).
- Rex is an ***hole by proxy. He never speaks out against anything anyone else does wrong no matter how bad they behave. Likewise, he never apologizes for his behavior towards Mythra. Also gets an ending he did not in any way, shape, or form earn given how little he respects the women in his life.
- Azurda is a sexist b*****d. Shames Mythra for things that she has no control over and he actually knows that, and thinks sexual harassment is a woman's fault.
- Mythra is set up to be mocked as a woman who brings misogyny onto herself. Said mockery doesn't even make sense in in-game logic. (Example: Mythra is mocked for dressing sexually, yet in-canon she can not change her clothes because they are a fixed aspect of her body.)
- Tora should have got his pedo ass beat after he told Rex about his ambitions. Dude doesn't belong anywhere near children, even artificial ones.
- Poppy QT (Hana JK in JP, literally "Flower Grade Schooler") is pedo bait.
- Morag is a discount Nazi. Her whole country is just a fascist-lite lifeless hellhole masquerading as a "normal" country.
- Nia is an dull anime stereotype, namely a tsundere. Spends too much time fretting over her chances with the guy she hates/likes instead of giving a damn about herself. Somehow, cannibalism is the least bothersome thing about her.
- Zeke is a classist SOB. Rich jerk makes a super harsh insult against poor refugees and the rest of the cast just pretends he didn't say it because they're just as horrible.
- Newt is the most disgusting playable character I've seen in any JRPG. Ugly as sin, dresses like a Nazi, obsesses over the fascist-lite army, and literally quotes Hitler. The translators worked hard to censor all the religious stuff in the game, but a f***ing Hitler quote was okay?!
- Floren is just an anti-trans/non-binary joke. The writers of Xenoblade 2 seriously think that people living in their fantastical worlds can handle tons of weird stuff happening around them all the time completely poker faced, but a person not being the gender they thought they were is the biggest shocker they ever witnessed.
- And I want to note that after all this, Nintendo of America decided the one problem with the original script was the references to religion. 90% of all mentions of religion are censored despite a lot of them being obvious, yet they were cool with pedos, bigots, and Nazis.
"The connections to the previous game were done well."
i would certainly hope a direct sequel connects to the previous game. this isn't final fantasy.
"Pyra is cute."
100% agree.
"The main plot was mostly well thought out if you ignore the playable characters."
from what you wrote, pyra is the only good character and that would mean that the story is only good when she is on screen. if you have to ignore the party members to enjoy the story, you might as well not even bother playing the game. just look up pyra fanart. that's what i do.
"Poppy is very well developed if you ignore her terrible origin story."
kind of defeats the point of even bring it up in game if its that bad that it has nothing to do with her actual arc.
"Gameplay can be good if you can figure it out yourself (despite the endless tutorials that barely explain it)."
if the tutorial sucks and i either have to figure it out blindly or look up a guide, i don't think i would stick around very long. it's a different story if the translation is bad or something.
and with the rest of your bad parts list; kind of glad that i put off playing this. i can't imaging what the other installments in this set are like. i stopped playing xenosaga right near the end of the first game, and i've read that blade, saga and gears are all connected. now i kind of don't want to play gears either. i might just draw some art of pyra and KOS-MOS. and telos? i think that's her name.
they will apparently be the only parts of the entire series that i like.