Worst retro games you've played?

simply couldn't have fun with this one

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Personally myself I have it on the Mega Drive and enjoy it even if I still can't get past those damn hook jumps in What The Heck?!.
Got a couple great candidates. Let's start with "Lost Word of Jenny" for Famicom.
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This is a poorly designed side scroller where you run around, kill enemies and pick up items in order to progress further in the game. Standard stuff, but there are a couple major issues:
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• While the game presents itself as this non-linear adventure where you get to pick the order of each stage; like Mega Man or Addams Family on SNES, most of the levels are locked at the beginning and the game randomly decides the order in which you'll tackle each stage for you. The freedom of choice is an illusion. WHY START YOUR GAME OFF LIKE THAT!?!? Imagine playing "Mega Man 2" but you can only progress in some random order that the game has already decided for you.
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• The hit detection + Jenny's pitiful attack range are among some of the worst I've ever experienced in a video game. Expect to die a LOT due to the awful combat. While there IS a Spray item that sorta rectifies this issue, you can only obtain it after mindlessly kicking each area in the hopes that it will appear.
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There's also a dagger that proves useful against the "bosses", though you can only obtain it by methodically searching every pixel for letters that spell "Jenny". And of course, they're never in the same positions.

Next up, "Fester's Quest".
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Let's get the positives out of the way (this game sure needs them lol):
• The graphics are decent
• The soundtrack is amazing

........Yeah, that's about it.
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My biggest problems with this game are the enemies being bullet sponges and the fact that THEY can shoot through walls but YOU can't (These issues DID get fixed in the PAL version + Fester moves a bit faster). The game also fails to capture the spooky atmosphere of the IP its based on. Compare this to Addams Family Values for SNES and Genesis which, despite being a mediocre game, NAILED the visual presentation.

Lastly, Obake no Q-tarou for Famicom.
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It's a repetitive and poorly designed side scroller where you fly around and collect items while avoiding dogs (Because Q-tarou was afraid of dogs in the source material).
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The controls are stiff. Combine this with the fact enemies move faster than you + they have a wider attack range than you, and this quickly becomes one of the most frustrating NES games you'll ever experience.
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I actually enjoyed Donald Land. Sure, it's not the greatest game (or even the best McDonald's game), but there are far worse side scrollers on the NES.
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The thing about Pac-Land on Famicom is... Well, there actually IS a way to play the game with standard controls.................but you gotta use the 2ND CONTROLLER (Yes, you read that right).
I actually played a bit of Fester's Quest on a call with my high school mate on Discord (we have an injoke about his dad looking like Uncle Fester) and it was unbearably hard. At least we got a good laugh out of it
 

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