Worst Games Ever (Mind Experiment)

I can't believe Beat Takeshi's game hasn't been mentioned. That game is legendary with how weird, obtuse and insanely difficult it is. I also really want to see someone do a first person remake of this game on Unity, GZDoom or Unreal.
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Army Men: Sarge's Heroes is also a must play for any self-respecting gaming masochist. It's an extremely glitchy and broken game. It's the kind of game where collision and hit detection are programmed according to the non-Euclidian geometries that only a human being utterly deprived of sleep and fueled by Jolt Cola and Adderall could envision after crashing out and slamming their keyboard face first.
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Shrek: Treasure Hunt is a game that drives people to alcoholism. While I am lucky enough to count myself amongst those who do not need liquid courage to function, there is something almost intangibly wrong with this game and it's poor, rushed design that is enough to drive a man to the devils drink. This collection of poorly designed mini games with an absolutely grating soundtrack will make you want to drown in Everclear.
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Even Shrek looks dry
 
Tonic Trouble, AKA Temu Rayman 2

The game plays awkardly, bosses are bland and their puzzles are boring, power ups are not big deal and exploration is annoying, only good thing i can say is that from its engine we got the INFINITELY superior Rayman 2
 
Even Shrek looks dry
He looks beyond dry- he looks like he had all the moisture sucked out of him by the monster that is movie tie-in games. Either that or he's been crying for too long and has severe PTSD from being stuck in a movie tie-in game forever.
 

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