Which user would you go on a date with?

[Yousef Yousef]

Poor thing, if you ever need to shout incantations I'm here for you

I actually made a typo there. Meant to say him, not me. Not that me and are Eric the same person or anything. Although it is weird that he and I are never in the same room together. Maybe he’s shy.

 

[fake-kun]

I actually made a typo there. Meant to say him, not me. Not that me and are Eric the same person or anything. Although it is weird that he and I are never in the same room together. Maybe he’s shy.

Hmmm...

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

I actually made a typo there. Meant to say him, not me. Not that me and are Eric the same person or anything. Although it is weird that he and I are never in the same room together. Maybe he’s shy.

The offer still stands. I'll will become a newt for you

 

[Yousef Yousef]

The offer still stands. I'll will become a newt for you

Thank you for the offer.
Free milkshakes too?

 

[bigstinkie]

there was a charming little scamp called newt in a movie i recently watched
neat fellow
i am going to watch the film donnie brasco later today

 

[moonbits]

there was a charming little scamp called newt in a movie i recently watched
neat fellow
i am going to watch the film donnie brasco later today

I just downloaded that yesterday, the synopsis sounded cool.

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Thank you for the offer.
Free milkshakes too?

You want some fries with that shake~

 

[Yousef Yousef]

You want some fries with that shake~

Yeah, I like dipping fries in shake. Favorite pastime of me and Eric.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Yeah, I like dipping fries in shake. Favorite pastime of me and Eric.

You want some fries with that shake~

Imma gonna enjoy this...carry on.

 

[Yousef Yousef]

Imma gonna enjoy this...carry on.

This also happened to my friend Eric.

 

[fake-kun]

This also happened to my friend Eric.

Eric be like:

 

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[Yousef Yousef]

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This happened to Eric once. He had a field day with it. Felt like people were taking the piss out with him. Poor guy.

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Yeah, I like dipping fries in shake. Favorite pastime of me and Eric.

And what flavor?

 

[Yousef Yousef]

And what flavor?

Mine or Eric’s? I like dipping them in vanilla but Eric always gets cookies n cream. He likes the extra calories, thinks it makes him larger than life, when in fact it only upsets his stomach but he eats it anyways.

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Mine or Eric’s? I like dipping them in vanilla but Eric always gets cookies n cream. He likes the extra calories, thinks it makes him larger than life, when in fact it only upsets his stomach but he eats it anyways.

Wait....


Didn't you say you and Eric are never seen in the same room?

 

[Yousef Yousef]

Wait....


Didn't you say you and Eric are never seen in the same room?

Nope! The devil is in the details, I meant here we’re never seen together, but off screen we’re totally together all the time. I can understand the confusion though, it’s a complicated relationship. Eric can be quite picky, and also really shy. Wouldn’t wanna take him out of his comfort zone (psst, he’s afraid of spiders).

 

[bigstinkie]

This happened to Eric once. He had a field day with it. Felt like people were taking the piss out with him. Poor guy.

is your name tim?

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Nope! The devil is in the details, I meant here we’re never seen together, but off screen we’re totally together all the time. I can understand the confusion though, it’s a complicated relationship. Eric can be quite picky, and also really shy. Wouldn’t wanna take him out of his comfort zone (psst, he’s afraid of spiders).

Even peacock spiders?

 

[Yousef Yousef]

is your name tim?

 

[Yousef Yousef]

Even peacock spiders?

Yes.

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Yes.

But look at that shimmy. That's what I'm going to do to someone here

 

[bigstinkie]

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you have brought up your friend eric many times, and as it is unusual to bring up a friend so often to others in online spaces, i thought you might have been bringing up eric for the sake of humour
and since you might have been bringing him up for humour i thought you might have been half of the american comedy duo tim and eric. i have not seen their work before but i know they are very popular in their home country. i am very silly. english is not my first language. please do not sue

 

[Yousef Yousef]

you have brought up your friend eric many times, and as it is unusual to bring up a friend so often to others in online spaces, i thought you might have been bringing up eric for the sake of humour
and since you might have been bringing him up for humour i thought you might have been half of the american comedy duo tim and eric. i have not seen their work before but i know they are very popular in their home country. i am very silly. english is not my first language. please do not sue

 

[bigstinkie]

there are times i wonder if those who interact with me online can tell when i have not taken my psychiatric medication (my pharmacy is withholding them from me for a sadly arbitrary reason)
anyway. i am currently writing the rough draft of my next article