Which user would you go on a date with?

[Deleted member 257420]

 

[Deleted member 222172]

They just aren't doing it right.
If you pay attention to the chemical breakdown as it takes effect, you can pay mind to air intake, while using low-burning-ember to burn a small area of the bud as opposed to roasting the whole goddamn bowl in an inferno, prolonging the use of the consumeable product.

yup

 

[Tonberry]

 

[Deleted member 257420]

 

[RunicOrangejuice]

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that's pretty interesting /no lie.

 

[GardeniaSky's icon GardeniaSky GardeniaSky]

Yes, chef

 

[fake-kun]

I think I need to quit sniffing glue. /j

 

[Tonberry]

Well, Seymour, I made it - despite your directions.

 

[fake-kun]

Well, Seymour, I made it - despite your directions.

Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

 

[Tonberry]

Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

M'yeah...

 

[fake-kun]

M'yeah...

Oh egads! My roast is ruined! But what if I were too purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?

Oh ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Seymour.

 

[Tonberry]

Oh egads! My roast is ruined! But what if I were too purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?

Oh ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Seymour.

Ah...!

*cue theme song*

SEEEEEMOOOOOUUUUR!!!

 

[fake-kun]

Ah...!

*cue theme song*

SEEEEEMOOOOOUUUUR!!!

Superintendent! I was just, uh, stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

 

[Tonberry]

Superintendent! I was just, uh, stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?

 

[fake-kun]

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?

Uh oh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams.

 

[Tonberry]

Uh oh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams.

*makes a doubtful face and exits the kitchen*

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Imma enjoy this...don't mind me.

 

[fake-kun]

*makes a doubtful face and exits the kitchen*

*Climbs out of the window and runs to the nearest Krusty Burger*

 

[Tonberry]

*the oven explodes and Chalmers perishes instantly*
Sorry babe I have to go to bed it's like 3am here

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

Hello date th....

Good lord, what is happening in there!?!

 

[fake-kun]

Hello date th....

Good lord, what is happening in there!?!

Aurora Borealis?

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

The Aurora Borealis? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within this forum?

 

[fake-kun]

An Aurora Borealis right in this forum ??!!

Yes.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

May I see it?

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

Yes.

May I see it?