Which user would you go on a date with?

[Pandaprewmaster325]

I've heard you guys are looking for able individuals to shatter hopes and dreams.
I humbly offer my services in the highest position.

I would ask you to target yousef since he is big time bully just look at his posts.... Take care of him and a juicy reward be yours

 

[Grumpy_Old_Man]

I would ask you to target yousef since he is big time bully just look at his posts.... Take care of him and a juicy reward be yours

I'm more into logistics, I gave the child matches and look at the world burn kind of guy.

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

I'm more into logistics, I gave the child matches and look at the world burn kind of guy.

So you can wage opreations like market garden or uranus or barbrossa? Those needs good logistics you know

 

[Grumpy_Old_Man]

So you can wage opreations like market garden or uranus or barbrossa? Those needs good logistics you know

I hope to be good tactician, But things may end like Waterloo.

 

[Anim8rDude Anim8rDude]

I hope to be good tactician

Good, we needed someone with brains for this operation. Too many people think with the other head.
My date says we should meet up at one in the afternoon. Should I meet her exactly at one, 15 minutes ahead, a full hour ahead or a full day ahead?

 

[Grumpy_Old_Man]

Good, we needed someone with brains for this operation. Too many people think with the other head.
My date says we should meet up at one in the afternoon. Should I meet her exactly at one, 15 minutes ahead, a full hour ahead or a full day ahead?

I can't help you there, little experience in that front, Just dated a few Artsy/Humanities chicks(those are not exactly know for punctuality).

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

I hope to be good tactician, But things may end like Waterloo.

Well you first need a strategy you have any?

 

[ATenderLad]

For being such a long thread, I'd have thought y'all would make more progress by now. No ratings based on how clean someone keeps their apartment bathroom, no gossip about who cried after the threesome (which was his idea!) because he wasn't emotionally ready? This is Amateur Hour, y'all.

 

[Grumpy_Old_Man]

Well you first need a strategy you have any?

Let's start being noisy and annoying for a while, then flank them.

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

the real question now is... which date would you go on a user with?...?

wait wut

 

[Grumpy_Old_Man]

the real question now is... which date would you go on a user with?...?

wait wut

Genuine question, Are users a flat a surface? I hope them to be, if we are putting things "on" them.

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

Let's start being noisy and annoying for a while, then flank them.

We will need enough logistics for this being noisy means energy consuming so we need food and supplies for noisy divsions also we need to fuel the annoying tank regiments so they do their annoying job of being annoying

 

[fake-kun]

Well you first need a strategy you have any?

I don't have any plan beyond "beat the shit out of people until they die."

 

[Grumpy_Old_Man]

We will need enough logistics for this being noisy means energy consuming so we need food and supplies for noisy divsions also we need to fuel the annoying tank regiments so they do their annoying job of being annoying

I hope the tanks engines work in cooking oil, the other one is too heavy for our budget.

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

I don't have any plan beyond "beat the shit out of people until they die."

Thats a solid strategy but how do you *beat* people? Punch? Whats the tactics used during the engagement? Random stuff can work but not always

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I hope the tanks engines work in cooking oil, the other one is to heavy for our budget.

Should have asked the arms dealer

 

[Grumpy_Old_Man]

Should have asked the arms dealer

We need to start pillaging the locals.

 

[Anim8rDude Anim8rDude]

Are users a flat a surface? I hope them to be, if we are putting things "on" them.

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

We need to start pillaging the locals.

Turns out all we needed to get the thread going again was copious amounts of violence!

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

We need to start pillaging the locals.

Agreed its free money and resources how we gonna do that?

 

[fake-kun]

Turns out all we needed to get the thread going again was copious amounts of violence!

Oh, Hugh Manatee!

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

Also who the hell are we waging war against the weebos? Or the vegans?? Or newspaper or steel rolling mills? I would like to do so against the last one

 

[Grumpy_Old_Man]

Also who the hell are we waging war against the weebos? Or the vegans?? Or newspaper or steel rolling mills? I would like to do so against the last one

My own narcissistic ego, I guess.
Praise me and my greatness.

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

My own narcissistic ego, I guess.
Praise me and my greatness.

Hmmm and how strong it is? Have you made any recon efforts? Scouting etc?

 

[Grumpy_Old_Man]

I'm narcissistic enough to date my own reflection.
Jokes to make Narrcissus proud.

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

I'm narcissistic enough to date my own reflection.
Jokes to make Narrcissus proud.

Then we will need 155mm howtizers to deal with this