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[Pandaprewmaster325]

There are absolutely dozens of books on how to have sex. There's even a "Sex for Dummies". If it's a topic, someone has written a how-to book on it.​

Then I underestimated humanity

 

[Mr. Daddy]

I mean you usually learn after the first time why a book? If your partner’s a good one they’ll teach you the ropes, and if you’re both inexperienced you’ll learn anyway.​

Most of the time these books are for people who feel like they can't learn from their partners, people who haven't had a partner (even if that's not how they make it seem), or for people who are looking to spice things up a bit. They're not all totally useless, but most of them are. Some are just plain silly.​

 

[Evaccaneer Doom]

Most of the time these books are for people who feel like they can't learn from their partners, people who haven't had a partner (even if that's not how they make it seem), or for people who are looking to spice things up a bit. They're not all totally useless, but most of them are. Some are just plain silly.​

They made a "sex for dummies," but not an important one like "Metroid crawling for dummies"

 

[Mr. Daddy]

So, occasionally I've been doing the math just out of curiosity for when this thread might hit page 1000, assuming it maintains the same rate of posting (which actually has slowed down a bit since I last talked about this around when we hit page 200, I think.).

Assuming nothing happens to this thread in the future and it maintains a similar average number of posts per day, we should hit page 1000 by June 25th.

I think I'm going to start keeping track of this more whenever we hit another page count milestone.​

 

[PrismRed]

I mean you usually learn after the first time why a book? If your partner’s a good one they’ll teach you the ropes, and if you’re both inexperienced you’ll learn anyway.

Nah, how about the first human to ever exist then? How would they know how to do it?

 

[Mr. Daddy]

Nah, how about the first human to ever exist then? How would they know how to do it?​

I hear they learned from the birds and the bees.​

 

[Evaccaneer Doom]

Nah, how about the first human to ever exist then? How would they know how to do it?

That would be Adam and Eve, and I'd probably imagine without a guide it looked like slamming two rocks together to spark a fire

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

Nah, how about the first human to ever exist then? How would they know how to do it?

There's only so many things that you can stick into things.

 

[Antilocal123]

Nah, how about the first human to ever exist then? How would they know how to do it?

I mean that certain appendage is the right length for the other body part, doubt it took much time for them to be like “oh yeah that makes sense.”

 

[GardeniaSky's icon GardeniaSky GardeniaSky]

Like whoever invented sex is making bank right now

 

[Antilocal123]

You mean the Big Guy upstairs? He must be rolling in dough! Thus Spoke Zarathustra was a hit from what I heard.

 

[Kamako]

God I envy the first Man, spending all day and night in his literal goon cave

 

[PrismRed]

God I envy the first Man, spending all day and night in his literal goon cave

It's a nightmare if you think about it.
Who's the first son/daughter gonna have sex with if they're the only people alive back then?

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

It's a nightmare if you think about it.
Who's the first son/daughter gonna have sex with if they're the only people alive back then?

That's a frightening question to answer...

 

[Kamako]

It's a nightmare if you think about it.
Who's the first son/daughter gonna have sex with if they're the only people alive back then?

The earliest ever episode of F*cked Up Family. Let's just roll with immaculate conception for the first few generations...

 

[Tonberry]

Hey gang, goonthread got pulverized, now let’s go look for some monsters! We have mysteries to solve!

 

[Antilocal123]

Ermmm you’re breaking rule 6! Let’s not ok!

….

Too soon?

 

[Mr. Daddy]

Ermmm you’re breaking rule 6! Let’s not ok!

….

Too soon?​

Maybe a little. Probably better not to dwell on it, waste of energy.​

 

[MistHunter]

* sigh *
I'm back.

 

[Antilocal123]

Fair, I may be the worst but I gotta have some maturity.

Sooooooo what’s your guys favorite episode of Spongebob?

 

[MistHunter]

Ermmm you’re breaking rule 6! Let’s not ok!

….

Too soon?

What is rule 6?
It is for Internet or the Forum?

 

[OmegaPunch's icon OmegaPunch OmegaPunch]

Fair, I may be the worst but I gotta have some maturity.

Sooooooo what’s your guys favorite episode of Spongebob?

It's a tie between Rock Bottom, Band Geeks, and the Krusty Krab Training Video.

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

Fair, I may be the worst but I gotta have some maturity.

Sooooooo what’s your guys favorite episode of Spongebob?

If i answer that question am i breaking rule 6?

 

[Mr. Daddy]

Fair, I may be the worst but I gotta have some maturity.

Sooooooo what’s your guys favorite episode of Spongebob?​

I hate to go for the obvious, but it's obvious for a reason, it's Band Geeks.​

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

What is rule 6?
It is for Internet or the Forum?

i dont know but i just follow my own rules, which is dont be mean.