Which user would you go on a date with?

[Gorse]

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[RageBurner]

THERE ARE LOTS OF USELESS GOONERS
IN THIS GOD-FORKSAKEN WORLD
LOTS OF SMELLY MISERABLE OLD MEN, OF COURSE!

YET THERE'S ONLY ONE MIRACULOUS, SWEET
GOONER IN THIS WORLD
AND HIS NAME – OR SO IT'S SAID –
JUST MIGHT BE GORSE!
YES, I THINK HIS NAME IS POSITIVELY GORSE!

OH HERE HE IS, THE BIG GOONER,
THE LOVELY BIG GOONER,
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GOONER EVER SO BIG?
HE'S A WANKER, HE'S A TUGGER
HE'S A FAT UGLY TWAT
HE'S A LOONER, HE'S A GOONER
AND SO WHAT ABOUT THAT?

OH HERE HE IS, THE BIG GOONER,
THE LOVELY BIG GOONER,
AND AS SURE AS A HORSE,
YES HE'S THE ONE AND ONLY
TRULY GOONIFCAL
GOONER AND HIS NAME IS GORSE!

YES HE'S A GOONER AND HIS NAME IS GORSE!
OH HE'S A GOOOOOOONER AND HIS NAME
IIIIIIIIIIIIIS
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSE!!!!!

​

A+ for effort. I don't think I could do this much to self advertise.

 

[Deleted member 257420]

Aight what now.

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

Aight what now.

I didn't hear no bell!

 

[MistHunter]

Everyone is pretty relaxed. It's good to have you back in a more active capacity, too.

Thank you, RageBurner.

Well, another one...

"The planet, like every star, are full of life.
Yes, the universe is full of life and different living beings, spirits, in a variety of spiritual planes.

In each planet, there is enough resources of all kinds, to cover every needing/necessity (even for the most unexpected situations).
Knowing the planet and every corner, it is important.
It helps you with your spiritual evolution, as a possible example".

Basically, we are not alone in the universe, but we are in a different spiritual plane. Our technology is not made to see every spiritual plane, each layer... We are not prepared at all...

 

[RageBurner]

Thank you, RageBurner.

Well, another one...

"The planet, like every star, are full of life.
Yes, the universe is full of life and different living beings, spirits, in a variety of spiritual planes.

In each planet, there is enough resources of all kinds, to cover every needing/necessity (even for the most unexpected situations).
Knowing the planet and every corner, it is important.
It helps you with your spiritual evolution, as a possible example".

Basically, we are not alone in the universe, but we are in a different spiritual plane. Our technology is not made to see every spiritual plane, each layer... We are not prepared at all...

I think so too. Humans are much more backwards than most believe, in a cosmic scale.

 

[MistHunter]

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Right now, I'm helping to my mother and another aunt, to repair a house, and I'm eating a bread and tomato sandwich
._.

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And...
CONGRATULATIONS WITH PAGE 300!!!

 

[RageBurner]

Right now, I'm helping to my mother and another aunt, to repair a house, and I'm eating a bread and tomato sandwich
._.

Matter feeds matter is a very accurate expression. I'm sure they are thankful for your help.

 

[RageBurner]

This thread will exist in a co-dependent pendulum effect with the other, I'm pretty sure.

 

[SageoThyme]

 

[Mr. Daddy]

Aight what now.​

Now I can go get breakfast.

...Yes I'm eating breakfast at 7, but I haven't been awake that long.​

 

[Tonberry]

Now I can go get breakfast.

...Yes I'm eating breakfast at 7, but I haven't been awake that long.​

Rookie numbers, I eat breakfast at 1PM.

 

[MistHunter]

Matter feeds matter is a very accurate expression. I'm sure they are thankful for your help.

As best as I can

Post/Extra - Dead battery...
I'll be back, later D:"

 

[Mr. Daddy]

Rookie numbers, I eat breakfast at 1PM.​

I should clarify, it's 7 PM.​

 

[Tonberry]

I should clarify, it's 7 PM.​

I kneel.

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

I'm almost positive books like these already exist, to be fair.

Bro I'm certain there ain't a guide on how to do the deed like step 1 do this...

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This took way too long.
@fake-kun @Lee__Kanker @RanmyakuIchi @Gorse
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Get up you noob

 

[Mr. Daddy]

Bro I'm certain there ain't a guide on how to do the deed like step 1 do this...​

There are absolutely dozens of books on how to have sex. There's even a "Sex for Dummies". If it's a topic, someone has written a how-to book on it.​

 

[Deleted member 257420]

I mean you usually learn after the first time why a book? If your partner’s a good one they’ll teach you the ropes, and if you’re both inexperienced you’ll learn anyway.

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

There are absolutely dozens of books on how to have sex. There's even a "Sex for Dummies". If it's a topic, someone has written a how-to book on it.​

Then I underestimated humanity

 

[Mr. Daddy]

I mean you usually learn after the first time why a book? If your partner’s a good one they’ll teach you the ropes, and if you’re both inexperienced you’ll learn anyway.​

Most of the time these books are for people who feel like they can't learn from their partners, people who haven't had a partner (even if that's not how they make it seem), or for people who are looking to spice things up a bit. They're not all totally useless, but most of them are. Some are just plain silly.​

 

[Evaccaneer Doom]

Most of the time these books are for people who feel like they can't learn from their partners, people who haven't had a partner (even if that's not how they make it seem), or for people who are looking to spice things up a bit. They're not all totally useless, but most of them are. Some are just plain silly.​

They made a "sex for dummies," but not an important one like "Metroid crawling for dummies"

 

[Mr. Daddy]

So, occasionally I've been doing the math just out of curiosity for when this thread might hit page 1000, assuming it maintains the same rate of posting (which actually has slowed down a bit since I last talked about this around when we hit page 200, I think.).

Assuming nothing happens to this thread in the future and it maintains a similar average number of posts per day, we should hit page 1000 by June 25th.

I think I'm going to start keeping track of this more whenever we hit another page count milestone.​

 

[PrismRed]

I mean you usually learn after the first time why a book? If your partner’s a good one they’ll teach you the ropes, and if you’re both inexperienced you’ll learn anyway.

Nah, how about the first human to ever exist then? How would they know how to do it?

 

[Mr. Daddy]

Nah, how about the first human to ever exist then? How would they know how to do it?​

I hear they learned from the birds and the bees.​

 

[Evaccaneer Doom]

Nah, how about the first human to ever exist then? How would they know how to do it?

That would be Adam and Eve, and I'd probably imagine without a guide it looked like slamming two rocks together to spark a fire