Which user would you go on a date with?

[Deleted member 3099]

43 straight minutes of having my heart broken? I could just call my ex!

 

[Ruky Ruky]

Anyway, getting back on the topic of dates.

What's your favorite date of the year?

April 17th and October 31st.

 

[SageoThyme]

43 straight minutes of having my heart broken? I could just call my ex!

 

[Mr. Daddy]

Anyway, getting back on the topic of dates.

What's your favorite date of the year?

May 4th, of course.​

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Feb 22nd or October 29th (national cat days in Japan and the US)​

February 22nd is also my birthday.​

 

[Gorse]

Now that everyone’s asleep, I can post my secret message in peace!

Spoiler

Goonic the Hedgehog
—OR—
Sonic the Goonhog
—OR—
Sonic the Hedgegoon

 

[KamakoKamako's icon]

Now that everyone’s asleep, I can post my secret message in peace!

Spoiler

Goonic the Hedgehog
—OR—
Sonic the Goonhog
—OR—
Sonic the Hedgegoon

The second one makes me think of

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Dingodile

He 100% looks like a

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Goonhog

with his

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state-of-the-art suction machine.

Very sus.

 

[YuriSukiSan]

I've been meaning to drop a huge rant about the new Ren & Stimpy reboot show that I recently watched in one of the TV threads, but I can actually just sum my thoughts in one sentence here:

"It's like a show made by people who had the Ren & Stimpy franchise described to them, but never actually watched it."
– Gorse, 2025


It's not so much atrocious as it is bland, which is probably the worst possible thing it could have been. Adult Party Cartoon is far better than this slop, and deserves a critical re-evaluation in the modern age. I'm 100% sure Paramount will be writing it off this year for its taxes. OH WELL

Is there a meme term for this cycle of slop yet? It seems like every other franchise getting rebooted is being made by people that hate the franchise, hate the audience and generally hate their lives.

 

[KamakoKamako's icon]

Is there a meme term for this cycle of slop yet? It seems like every other franchise getting rebooted is being made by people that hate the franchise, hate the audience and generally hate their lives.

Post-Modernism, and it harkens back to what alot of people were saying in the Death of Sincerity thread.

 

[Gorse]

Is there a meme term for this cycle of slop yet?

“Slop” is the perfect word for it. It’s a stream of homogenous, interchangeable sludge squirted directly into the hog trough to be devoured by the grunting, bloated chunkertons. Eat the slop, you silly beasts, and grow fat for the slaughter!

 

[AxeHammer]

hello again guys, i'm craving some junk food/snacks rn and am wondering should i go get a pizza or a bag of chips?

 

[GardeniaSky's icon GardeniaSky GardeniaSky]

 

[PrismRed]

Now that everyone’s asleep, I can post my secret message in peace!

Spoiler

Goonic the Hedgehog
—OR—
Sonic the Goonhog
—OR—
Sonic the Hedgegoon

Goonic the Hedgegoon Gooner

hello again guys, i'm craving some junk food/snacks rn and am wondering should i go get a pizza or a bag of chips?

Pizza lets goooooo!!!

 

[Gorse]

Writer who did Sandman, Coraline, and Good Omens, which he collaborated on with Terry Pratchett (who wrote the Discworld series). Just got involved in SOME LEGAL ISSUES over the last few months; is probably now blacklisted from the industry. (Well, at least for a few years, anyhow.)

I know you’re not supposed to say stuff like this, but he always came off as a total creep to me. I can’t say I’m surprised. (<——— PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE DECLARATION)

 

[PrismRed]

Writer who did Sandman, Coraline, and Good Omens, which he collaborated on with Terry Pratchett (who wrote the Discworld series). Just got involved in SOME LEGAL ISSUES over the last few months; is probably now blacklisted from the industry. (Well, at least for a few years, anyhow.)

I know you’re not supposed to say stuff like this, but he always came off as a total creep to me. I can’t say I’m surprised. (<——— PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE DECLARATION)

All right at least I know Terry Pratchett.
Never took anyone at a face value I guess.

 

[Gorse]

I actually just discovered yesterday that one of the hosts of Impractical Jokers is involved in some unmentionable drama, too. HOLLYWOOD, EH???????!!

 

[GardeniaSky's icon GardeniaSky GardeniaSky]

Maybe if we stop idolizing celebrities, they'll stop acting up.

Kind of like how certain particles can't be observed because the light needed to see them changes their behavior.

 

[PrismRed]

I already knew Hollywood as a whole is rotten to the core.
I would lose all hope in humanity if there is a case involving Terry Crews or Trejo.

 

[Tonberry]

 

[Ruky Ruky]

Hollywood is literally hell.

 

[Gorse]

Maybe if we stop idolizing celebrities, they'll stop acting up.

It’s a nice sentiment, and I agree with you, but this’ll never happen. Hollywood scandals have been happening since before the birth of Hollywood. Even if the traditional celebrity system dies — which it might — we’ll just collectively shift our eyeballs onto e-celebs on Twitch or whatever.

 

[PrismRed]

It’s a nice sentiment, and I agree with you, but this’ll never happen. Hollywood scandals have been happening since before the birth of Hollywood. Even if the traditional celebrity system dies — which it might — we’ll just collectively shift our eyeballs onto e-celebs on Twitch or whatever.

Is this the future? Are humanity doomed to become simps?

 

[Gorse]

Are humanity doomed to become simps?

I’m… gulp… afraid to say…

chk-chk



…we always have been.

 

[PrismRed]

So, while we still on topic.
Who/what do you currently simp for?

 

[GardeniaSky's icon GardeniaSky GardeniaSky]

I've never been one to really simp for celebrities. Keanu Reaves is pretty cool, though. He seems.....like not a serial grapist. Also the John Wick movies are kick ass.

 

[Tonberry]

So, while we still on topic.
Who/what do you currently simp for?

him

As for celebrities? Probably Paul Rudd and Aubrey Plaza.