We need to expel stuff mate, would you rather we have no bootyhole? I think God was in his bag when he designed the ass.
Why not? They know they're going to die soon. Why would they care if they offend anyone?
Even if I knew I was about to die I wouldn't use that as an excuse to do stupid stuff.
Introducing:Wow, a topic with deep philosophical implications! And if we're talking about an international farting championship, I couldn't be left out: I'm one of the most medaled. ?
After a certain age, farting is inevitable, especially after eating legumes or pork: an effective way for the intestine to get rid of harmful gases.
I rarely fart in the midst of other people, even family members; I always try to move away if possible. If it's uncontrollable and I can't, I try to mask the hissing with some noise, speaking out loud or humming. As for the possible odor, there's little to be done.??
Even in bed with my ex-wife, I always held back or went to the bathroom, to make a good impression; but given how badly things went afterwards, I should have let myself go freely, and not care about her judgment.
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Friendly advice of peasant wisdom; eat fewer beans and pork, drink herbal teas, take lactic ferments and do more physical activity!
You say that now while you're young.
Maybe?
I feel like you must be fairly young. It's hard to imagine what kinds of things people go through in life by the time they get old but it's usually a lot. Couple that with your body failing and just not working the way it does in your memories and your now low tolerance for bullshit having heard a significant amount of it over the years and it goes a long way towards explaining why old people act the say they do.
Who invented that stupid joke?my niqqa benjamillion prob asks from strangers to pull his finger in public, then after farting, he says to them, "What do you call it when the queen farts? Noble gas.'' then dips like nothing happens
