Random When you've grown into your 30s, do you just rip farts as you please?

[_oBSOLEte_]

Recent studies have confirmed the health benefits of hydrogen sulfide and would suggest regular intakes via smelling the farts of your loved one(s).

It's for your own good really.

 

[Ikagura]

Pft hahahaha!

I find it funny.

 

[Antilocal123]

I let em rip man fuck other people, if they can't handle eggs and beans they can't handle me.

 

[Ikagura]

Why God created man with that? He needs to do a 1.1 of Homo Sapiens.

 

[Antilocal123]

Why God created man with that? He needs to do a 1.1 of Homo Sapiens.

We need to expel stuff mate, would you rather we have no bootyhole? I think God was in his bag when he designed the ass.

 

[RanmyakuIchi's iconRanmyakuIchi]

30s? I've been on fire at will orders since grade school, mate.

 

[Graw]

Okay what the hell?


Being old should not excuse being rude imo...

Why not? They know they're going to die soon. Why would they care if they offend anyone?

 

[Ikagura]

Why not? They know they're going to die soon. Why would they care if they offend anyone?

Even if I knew I was about to die I wouldn't use that as an excuse to do stupid stuff.

I'd leave this world in good terms.

 

[Antihero]

Never knew smelling farts is a therapy session for some folks!

 

[Karnik 2.0: reboot]

Wow, a topic with deep philosophical implications! And if we're talking about an international farting championship, I couldn't be left out: I'm one of the most medaled. ?

After a certain age, farting is inevitable, especially after eating legumes or pork: an effective way for the intestine to get rid of harmful gases.

I rarely fart in the midst of other people, even family members; I always try to move away if possible. If it's uncontrollable and I can't, I try to mask the hissing with some noise, speaking out loud or humming. As for the possible odor, there's little to be done.??‍
Even in bed with my ex-wife, I always held back or went to the bathroom, to make a good impression; but given how badly things went afterwards, I should have let myself go freely, and not care about her judgment.

Friendly advice of peasant wisdom; eat fewer beans and pork, drink herbal teas, take lactic ferments and do more physical activity!

 

[Antihero]

Wow, a topic with deep philosophical implications! And if we're talking about an international farting championship, I couldn't be left out: I'm one of the most medaled. ?

After a certain age, farting is inevitable, especially after eating legumes or pork: an effective way for the intestine to get rid of harmful gases.

I rarely fart in the midst of other people, even family members; I always try to move away if possible. If it's uncontrollable and I can't, I try to mask the hissing with some noise, speaking out loud or humming. As for the possible odor, there's little to be done.??‍
Even in bed with my ex-wife, I always held back or went to the bathroom, to make a good impression; but given how badly things went afterwards, I should have let myself go freely, and not care about her judgment.

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Friendly advice of peasant wisdom; eat fewer beans and pork, drink herbal teas, take lactic ferments and do more physical activity!

Introducing:
The reigning, defending, undisputed, greatest Farter of all times Mr. Karnik Aka GFOAT. ?

 

[Benjamillion]

But can he top Boogerman's flatulence?

 

[Graw]

Even if I knew I was about to die I wouldn't use that as an excuse to do stupid stuff.

I'd leave this world in good terms.

You say that now while you're young.