nah i seriously hate Fun i am a very serious fucking person................ especially since Fun kidnapped my dog back in '09, fucking bastard, i miss my poddle Satan. ; (
Since I've already mentioned the shitty starfox game for the wii u (not starfox guard) I like to note a few other dishonorable mentions I have for terrible nintendo games.
Since I've already mentioned the shitty starfox game for the wii u (not starfox guard) I like to note a few other dishonorable mentions I have for terrible nintendo games.View attachment 119969
Two cents since it has been talked about: yes, these are cash-grab games by all means. They were done without that passion we got before this weird-cheap era. But these games themselves being that horrid? Not really. Yes, neither Ultra Smash.
On gameplay every single of these is good. It's fun. On content? Yeah, they're extremely poor, for sure.
But I would play any of these rather than stuff like DK Jet Race or whatever.
NES: I'll say Silver Surfer, game is almost impossible and has only a few levels so it taunts at you to finish it but you never will.
SNES: It's a tie between Race Drivin and Batman Forever. Race Drivin is like trying to play the original DOOM at 2 FPS while your brother is trying to grab your controller. Batman Forever has some of the most confusing controls on the console and then when you do figure them out, they don't work half the time.
N64: Mortal Kombat Trilogy I used to own and it was downright bad. AI cheated alot, the roster was laughably small, and the game had it's settings reset everytime you played it again, as if they couldn't just solder in a battery and save your settings.
GameCube: I'm gonna say Aquaman. I never played it but I've seen footage and it made me nauseous immediately. The camera is so bad in that game, the game barely functions as a video game.
Wii: I've recently seen Rerez play Walk It Out by Konami and I genuinely think it's worse than all the shovelware combined on the console. Walk It Out forces you to literally walk in place, or cheat with the nunchuck, but you lose points if you stop. You can change that in options, but the caveat is that you have to spend points as soon as you get them to unlock literally thousands of meaningless capsules. That's the gameplay... it's literally micro-transactions the video game without ever being online. AND you LOSE ALL YOUR POINTS if you load a save, so you have to do it all in one sitting.
WiiU: Unsure... Been emulating only the good games with this one. I remember playing a Mario game for this system at a friend's house and it just made me wanna play the original NES game because I hated it. I can't find the name of that one online. I know the game I'm thinking about was in the same vein as "3D Super Mario Land" on the 3DS.
GB/GBC: Mortal Kombat 1 and 2, hands down. I remember emulating this back in like 2014 and I was taken aback by how awful these games controlled and how they looked exactly like Tiger Electronic Games lol. Also, I wanna mention Great Greed here. I played it up to the cave level and had issues maintiaining my health because I was so underlevelled. I felt like Great Greed, while a really funny game, wanted me to sit there and grind for like 20 hours before progressing the first dungeon. I don't have time.
GBA: Baludr's Gate Dark Alliance. I grew up playing the PS2 version so I fired up the GBA version on an emulator this year, curious as to how well it would translate. Wow. Bad graphics, and it even plays different. I was 100% dissapointed and later fired up the real game because of how much this game hurt me to play.
Virtual Boy: I'm calling it... Jack Bros. This is another one of those "I was dissapointed" games that made it on the list. I'm a HUGE Megaten fan, I just finished Nocturne last year via the HD Remaster Steam port. Jack Bros is not a MegaTen game. It's more like a puzzle game that makes me wanna suffer through Puzzle Boy in Nocturne again if I ever was forced to fire up Jack Bros ever again. Pixie tells you you gotta find a key but never explains it, and you don't even get to play as Jack Frost like it advertises you would. For a "rare" game, it blows.
DS/DSi: Lunar Dragon Song. I got this one off a "worst games list" because I remember briefly playing it and putting it down immedatly. I hated it after just a few minutes of play and I don't remember why. I grew up with the PS1 Lunar 1 game and all I remeber is getting so dissapointed and upset at this game, it's probably a repressed memory.
3DS: Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance... This one I was playing a couple days ago via Azahar+. Ths game has really fun combat but they ruined the entire game with ONE thing and it's the most miserable thing I've ever seen in a video game. In other KH games, you gain abilities when you level up, or like with BBS, you can purchase abilities and meld them together to get really broken abilities that one-shot bosses. Really awesome stuff. In 3D? You have TO PHYSICALLY PET your summons and play games with them to gain abilities. I got so upset, I downloaded an autoclicker, and put the game in turbo mode just so I can level up my summons to grab abilities. AND THE DROP SYSTEM, holy crap! There's a hidden timer in the game that goes off and forces you to change from Riku to Sora and vice versa, so if you just got a summon and wanted to pet it, you better do it fast before the timer hits zero! Square Enix was not in thier right minds while they made this game and you have to play it because it is a genuine prequel to KH3. What bollocks!
Switch: Palland. Don't buy it, for the LOVE OF ALL THAT IS MARIO! It's an unfinished asset flip that Nintendo pushed onto the eshop to try and "win" against PalWorld in court in the worst way imaginable. It is NOT a video game. It's court-leveraged evidence to help Nintendo in a legal battle and it should be free. I've seen AI slop on Steam that functiuons better than Palland.
Switch 2: The entire console lol. You wanna buy a used Switch 2 because Nintendo upped the price of the console again? You might get banned for 0 reason. You wanna play an $80 Kart racing game with friends? Game doesn't let you race with friends even if you try to fail a race to join them. You want a game manual? Too bad, you get a paid quiz on your brand new hardware that is a replacement. Switch 2 is just a bad idea all around.
Switch 2: The entire console lol. You wanna buy a used Switch 2 because Nintendo upped the price of the console again? You might get banned for 0 reason. You wanna play an $80 Kart racing game with friends? Game doesn't let you race with friends even if you try to fail a race to join them. You want a game manual? Too bad, you get a paid quiz on your brand new hardware that is a replacement. Switch 2 is just a bad idea all around.
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