Unintentionally Funny Lyrics

[IyoTheHelpfulWolf]

Post parts of songs that were most likely not meant to be funny, but are really fucking funny. I'll go first
Go to 2:06. You won't regret it

 

[Zooey]

I hope I won't freeze my toes off,
cause then I will have to cough
an icicle's hanging from my bum,
and there lies my neighbours frozen mum.

1:04

 

[DunkeyKong]

Funny and majestic 1:05

 

[IyoTheHelpfulWolf]

I hope I won't freeze my toes off,
cause then I will have to cough
an icicle's hanging from my bum,
and there lies my neighbours frozen mum.

1:04

He talked about his frozen ass with so much PASSION XD

Funny and majestic 1:05

Memes aside and judging on it's own merit, this song is actually just beautiful.

 

[DunkeyKong]

He talked about his frozen ass with so much PASSION XD

Memes aside and judging on it's own merit, this song is actually just beautiful.

Beautiful indeed, one of the best Yakuza song for a reason

 

[jon2]

Not sure about this, but the circumstances made the lyrics funny (in a way, at least in my circle back then)

Back in 2008, this aired:

and all of my female ex-classmates (we already graduated) present back then were unanimous in saying it was creepy, thus we had a discussion

Carey's original song was light, upbeat and in a dark way, "kurayzee" (as in, don't stick ur D in "kurayzee") as one of the girls said

Cook's, OTOH, cooked: it was a creepy stalker, up there with Def Leppard's "Two Steps Behind", the girls said

The guys were wondering (I didn't watch the show, so cannot join in) if Cook really thought about his effect on the song when he chose that to appeal to Carey (they used the term "suck up"; my question: did he?)

Then one of the guys said, this is a song to be sung after you dropped the soap; we guys laughed as the girls were disgusted (after it got explained to them)

As a parting shot, a girl said "close your eyes and listen to the song (cover)'s chorus, just imagine what kind of guy will sing that to you"

Yeah, it'll be Bubba from prison, all right

And that made it morbidly funny

Girl don't you know you can't escape me
Oh darlin' 'cause you'll always be my baby...

No way you're never gonna shake me
Oh darlin' 'cause you'll always be my baby

 

[Ian Naxieas]

I've always pondered the intent behind most of the chorus to Layers by Kidneythieves.

"Back when they were teaching me to color in between the lines.
In the cushion of my soul I found a remote and now it's changing time."

Like, I get what it's trying to say, but surely Free Dominguez or Bruce Somers must have thought "Okay, this sounds really goofy." at least once during the creation of the song. One of my favorites of their songs, but the most puzzling.

Trent is enough of a goofball that this might have been intentionally silly, but early in Getting Smaller by Nine Inch Nails he drops this on us.

"I've got my arms that flip, flop, flip, flop, flip!"

What the heck Trent? I'm sure there's some deeper meaning to this, but I do not know what it is. Then again, this is also the goof who had this in the first song he ever wrote "Rain rain go away, come again some other day." It was also the first released single off his first album! I guess that means I have two examples by Nine Inch Nails now.

Uh oh, I don't think I'm done yet. I feel a FIST FUCK coming on!

 

[Evaccaneer Doom]

-“I won’t die like a goddamn roach!” (Fukkit, “Really”)

-I’m so gangsta, I’m so thug (Train, “Hey Soul Sister)

-the entirety of “I Wish I Made That” by Will Smith is so salty it’s so fucking funny

-“Somebody take this ? phone is you kidding me” (Anderson Paak, “6 Summers)

-“What you mean why I ain’t pay for this beat, cause I’m a motherfucking robber” (Kodak Black, “10ToesDown Challenge Condition”)

-“I don’t give a cotton picking FUCK” (GZA feat Method Man, “Shadowboxing”) (yes this is a real lyric)

-“Eat my asparagus” (Kendrick Lamar, “Hol’ Up”)

-“something something something, I forgot now” (Chief Keef, “Bouncin”)

-listen to the clean version of “We Cry Together” by Kendrick Lamar, that shit will have you ctfu

-also “Denial is a River” by Doechii, that clean version funny as fuck too

-“You get our vote for most stinkiest” (Del the Funky Homo Sapien, “If You Must”)

-“I’ve called this private meeting today because there is an imposter among us, there is an imposter among us” (Kanye West, “Skit #4”)

-AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH glass shatters (Ghostemane, “Mercury”)

-“Satan said I wasn’t black or hood enough” (Demondice, “Snake Eyes”) (no I will never let go of how out of pocket this bar was)

-“Suck my dick” (Machine Girl, “Phantazee”)

-“Masturbating like a jerk” (Man With A Mission, “Give it Away”)

-“DRAPES, get out the car” (Tempz, “Next Hype”)

-“Ever since you was a pee wee, down by my knee with a wee wee, we been coochie coo all through school, you and me, G” (Tupac, “When My Homie Calls”)

 

[TamagotchiTamaHero24]

2:54

The all time classic.

T-rectodactyl.

What more even needs to be said?

 

[Antilocal123]

I could fill this thread with Young Thug lyrics that guy genuinely says the most disgusting stuff as if we’re supposed to bop our head and agree.

2:44

 

[NatalieZaki]

a classic

 

[Johnathan Smikey]

Funny how no one is talking about "Dave Mustaine's 'Balls'", where he sounds like he is saying balls in a few of is his songs.

In Megadeth's "Symphony of Destruction", one of the lyrics is supposed to be

You try to take it's pulse,

However, it sounds like

You try to take his balls,

This is a surprisingly common thing. You can look it up, though I would warn you about the contents when searching up "Dave Mustaine Balls"

 

[miguk]

There's plenty of songs by The Smashing Pumpkins that have nonsensical edgelord lyrics, but the all-time peak of Billy Corgan's half-assed attempts to sound hard was "X.Y.U.", which sounds like he's trying to show us what The Jesus Lizard would sound like if their lyrics were written by a 13 year old. And while multiple parts of the song are laughably edgelordy and childish, the one moment that it gets so inane that you can't stop yourself from falling over laughing is this one infamous line that he just had to put by itself in the break:

"And in the eyes of the jackal, I say, KA-BOOM!"

I'm not going to link directly to the point where it happens; if you haven't heard this song before, you're in for a full 7 minutes of unintentional self-parody:

 

[CardcaptorEd2019]

Uh oh, I don't think I'm done yet. I feel a FIST FUCK coming on!

Whenever I listen to Wish I always anticipate the FIST FUCK

 

[BlueShell]