Random THE RGT WAR

[Retro Doomer]

fuck guinea were are u
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That one only wirks at perfectly white walls so unlesd the Ships from Glados are white we are screwed.

 

[JustLooking123]

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[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

fuck guinea were are u
last resort reverse it back to apreture cityView attachment 214730

You do realize, dear test parrot, that the portal gun will not work for non-bipedal entities. Additionally, it has a default disengage protocol enabled, which activates if it is ever pointed toward anything Aperture with destructive intent.

 

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

I'LL TAKE ON THE WHOLE FORUM!

COME ON, YOU ROTTEN BUMS!

 

[Retro Doomer]

Also, as the war escalates, don't forget the importance of using proper weapons!
You can take advantage in the war by buying our specialized weapons tailored to your needs!

The prices start from $1,000.99 per permanent purchase!

But wait, if that sounds too expensive, you can use our flexible plans to make the optimum use of our fine one-shot mass-killing belts!
Just $699 per use!

So don't waste time!
And while you are thinking, watch the tailored ads based on your web history!
(Ads Sponsored by Aperture Labs)

Capialists typical take all the fun out of a honest war with pay to win mechanics ;)

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

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Damn I can't even play this video all the way

 

[Retro Doomer]

I'LL TAKE ON THE WHOLE FORUM!

COME ON, YOU ROTTEN BUMS!

Here take my strongest attack

I bet you tramble now in fear..

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

Also, as the war escalates, don't forget the importance of using proper weapons!
You can take advantage in the war by buying our specialized weapons tailored to your needs!

The prices start from $1,000.99 per permanent purchase!

But wait, if that sounds too expensive, you can use our flexible plans to make the optimum use of our fine one-shot mass-killing belts!
Just $699 per use!

So don't waste time!
And while you are thinking, watch the tailored ads based on your web history!
(Ads Sponsored by Aperture Labs)

I will have you know, dear test subjects, that those ads are in fact fake. I may be evil and malevolent, but even I wouldn’t force ads on anyone. They are faked by @JustLooking123's war profiteering.

 

[Retro Doomer]

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I live in Germany this is just the default here.

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

Hold up guys, its going to take me 2 months but im on my way

 

[Wonderguy]

You do realize, dear test parrot, that the portal gun will not work for non-bipedal entities. Additionally, it has a default disengage protocol enabled, which activates if it is ever pointed toward anything Aperture with destructive intent.
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quick Glue the ship with special walls

 

[JustLooking123]

Capialists typical take all the fun out of a honest war with pay to win mechanics ;)

Well, if that's an honest war, then we are honest capitalists too!

 

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

Here take my strongest attack

I bet you tramble now in fear..

I do, actually.

My Fight-Or-Flight instinct goes haywire when physically touched xD

 

[Clippy]

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Hold up guys, its going to take me 2 months but im on my way

 

[Retro Doomer]

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Hold up guys, its going to take me 2 months but im on my way

Oh great now the Artist gets help from a failed one to get a new canon.
This can't end good.

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

Also, as the war escalates, don't forget the importance of using proper weapons!
You can take advantage in the war by buying our specialized weapons tailored to your needs!

The prices start from $1,000.99 per permanent purchase!

But wait, if that sounds too expensive, you can use our flexible plans to make the optimum use of our fine one-shot mass-killing belts!
Just $699 per use!

So don't waste time!
And while you are thinking, watch the tailored ads based on your web history!
(Ads Sponsored by Aperture Labs)

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

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You do realize the portals have to have an exit, correct? And they only work on walls that have been coated in an aperture proprietary moon dust-infused paint, which is only manufactured at Aperture Laboratories, correct?

 

[Retro Doomer]

I do, actually.

My Fight-Or-Flight instinct goes haywire when physically touched xD

Than I send a digital attack

Prepare for my Ultimate...

Mu ha ha ha

 

[Sackboy]

this reminds me of my own personal war on tetsuya nomura.

microsoft flight simulator 2024 has the imagisphere's backing

 

[Wonderguy]

ahh fuck fuck quick retreat
(I have to sleep IRL lol see y'all tomorrow)

 

[Retro Doomer]

Well, if that's an honest war, then we are honest capitalists too!

Aka we are gonna ripp you off but we are honest about it

 

[JustLooking123]

I will have you know, dear test subjects, that those ads are in fact fake. I may be evil and malevolent, but even I wouldn’t force ads on anyone. They are faked by @JustLooking123's war profiteering.

Please don't be fooled by that AI generated message...
The real Glados already made contract with me!
Here's the digital signature of the contract:

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

ahh fuck fuck quick retreat
(I have to sleep IRL lol see y'all tomorrow)

GN @Wonderguy

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

Please don't be fooled by that AI generated message...
The real Glados already made contract with me!
Here's the digital signature of the contract:
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I think you have the garbled AI message in your hand? test subject, umm, floating eye. Also, Mind the incoming dust storm.

 

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

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Sehr Gut, Hans.