Random THE RGT WAR

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

now beside chitty chatting about war let's begin but first 5 min video on how to manufacture ak 47 for both sides

I heard that you have to plant 5.56mm bullets on rich soil or else they don't grow to be healthy assault rifles.

 

[Wonderguy]

I heard that you have to plant 5.56mm bullets on rich soil or else they don't grow to be healthy assault rifles.

good to know

 

[Clippy]

 

[JustLooking123]

Guys, i just got informed that the war is sponsored by both the Cult of Jiggly and Eye of Beholder cult!

The leader of one cult mentioned that the war expenses will be covered by selling... err... certain kinds of merchandise... while the other leader covers the expenses by applying financial penalties on the mentioned merchandise!

This war is considered authorized right now! Have fun!

 

[Wonderguy]

now ladies and gentlemen
let's begin aim for the sky
aim for the big booty latina angles

 

[Zerpina]

A war happening on RGT without my authorization?
This is so wrong and unethical and damned and what not!

You guys should first register your war cause ($700) and then register the war instance ($500 per war) and then register war participants (just $299 per person), and then after proceeding with a few more general bills, THEN your war will be considered authorized!

That's adorable.

Unfortunately, as an Infernal Pirate of the Seventh Abyss, your War Registration Fee is now subject to the Demonic Pirate Conflict Revenue Recovery Tax.

There is also a Harbor Usage Tax, Cannon Smoke Emissions Tax, Soul Import Tariff, Infernal Stamp Duty, and a mandatory Eldritch Processing Fee.

By my calculations...

You now owe me approximately three thousand seven hundred doubloons.
Or one thousand souls...

Whichever is easier.

Late fees accrue after midnight.

 

[Tbest25 Tbest25]

I advocate for peace. I think the birds and the gooners can coexist

 

[Wonderguy]

I advocate for peace. I think the birds and the gooners can coexist
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shut you're bitch ass up

 

[Clippy]

Demonic Pirate Conflict Revenue Recovery Tax.

There is also a Harbor Usage Tax, Cannon Smoke Emissions Tax, Soul Import Tariff, Infernal Stamp Duty, and a mandatory Eldritch Processing Fee.

Don't forget

 

[Tbest25 Tbest25]

shut you're bitch ass up

Alright, little bird. I was feeling like eating some chicken wings today

 

[JustLooking123]

That's adorable.

Unfortunately, as an Infernal Pirate of the Seventh Abyss, your War Registration Fee is now subject to the Demonic Pirate Conflict Revenue Recovery Tax.

There is also a Harbor Usage Tax, Cannon Smoke Emissions Tax, Soul Import Tariff, Infernal Stamp Duty, and a mandatory Eldritch Processing Fee.

By my calculations...

You now owe me approximately three thousand seven hundred doubloons.
Or one thousand souls...

Whichever is easier.
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Late fees accrue after midnight.

Ask our sponsors about these extra fees...
The more the merrier!

 

[Zerpina]

Alright, little bird. I was feeling like eating some chicken wings today

Can I interest you in some Waifu hot sauce, for your Wings?

 

[Wonderguy]

ok Genghis Khan hit them in the ground
we cover u in the sky

 

[Tbest25 Tbest25]

Can I interest you in some Waifu hot sauce, for your Wings?
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I would like a Yandere Hellsauce, please. Their cold behaviour is perfect for spicing things up

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

Can I interest you in some Waifu hot sauce, for your Wings?
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gonna need the Femboy mild sauce

 

[Zerpina]

Cthulhu help the Bird, if the AI overlord gets wind of this...

 

[LiberoVulpesLiberoVulpes's icon]

Make love not war.

 

[Retro Doomer]

Do Anime count as Gooner games since I like Anime style games..

I mean I am a Master baiter after all.

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

Make love not war.
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When can we get @LiberoVulpes review of this masterpiece

 

[Tbest25 Tbest25]

ok Genghis Khan hit them in the ground
we cover u in the skyView attachment 214699

Give up, birdo. The gooners have bigger numbers than you

 

[Wonderguy]

Do Anime count as Gooner games since I like Anime style games..

I mean I am a Master baiter after all.

look u German-irish guy
we need ur potatoes we are starving

 

[Tbest25 Tbest25]

gonna need the Femboy mild sauce

More like Femboy spoiled milk, got em

 

[Retro Doomer]

Cthulhu help the Bird, if the AI overlord gets wind of this...
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Yes wind if what ?
You where talking about me right ?
Or Glados ?
not sure why but by Ai overlord I feel called out I mean its a natural progression from Ai guy in the forum to the Ai overlord.

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

QUICK!!!
FIRE!!! AT @Wonderguy

 

[Zerpina]

Give up, birdo. The gooners have bigger numbers than you

Ya.... And doesn't G.L.a.D.O.S. have a space armada or something? I seem to remember it from when she was nuking islands from space, during the alien incident or whatever it was....

You know, when my space pirates stole the booze and food replicators.