Forum Game The RGT Island Commune

[JustLooking123]

HEY COME HERE YOU FLOATING EYE GIVE ME MY DAMN SWORD , SEE THIS SCISSOR? IT'S SPECIALLY MADE TO CUT THESE FUNNY LITTLE WINGS OF YOURS...now give me the sword and i will make sure both of us walk out of this unharmed

Thank you Panda, but our sword is in another castle!
You should return to RGT Ship to obtain it... of course, if you can!

 

[CheesyExplosive]

HEY COME HERE YOU FLOATING EYE GIVE ME MY DAMN SWORD , SEE THIS SCISSOR? IT'S SPECIALLY MADE TO CUT THESE FUNNY LITTLE WINGS OF YOURS...now give me the sword and i will make sure both of us walk out of this unharmed

*a pirate who is alive just appeared before you with a video projector and taps you and the screen turns on*
Hey buddy i can get your sword back with a fair deal whadda say?

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

Thank you Panda, but our sword is in another castle!
You should return to RGT Ship to obtain it... of course, if you can!

And why should i trust whatever you say angel eye? What makes me certain that you won't lead me to an ambush?

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*a pirate who is alive just appeared before you with a video projector and taps you and the screen turns on*
Hey buddy i can get your sword back with a fair deal whadda say?

How much?

 

[JustLooking123]

And why should i trust whatever you say angel eye? What makes me certain that you won't lead me to an ambush?

Because the army that will face you there are too visible!

 

[CheesyExplosive]

And why should i trust whatever you say angel eye? What makes me certain that you won't lead me to an ambush?

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How much?

hmmmm if you can destroy the lab or force the old wiz or the wabbit corps to join my crew i'll give you your sword back,, there will be paranormal assistance.

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

We agree on one thing old man That AI can't be trusted

Oh, whatever are you implying? I am positively trustworthy... I never lie.
I simply... present the truth from a delightfully alternate perspective. And that? Oh, just ignore the mushroom cloud. I was merely re-calibrating the Aperture Science space station’s ion particle cannon.

Nothing to worry about. That island? It was a safe distance away, roughly 8 miles or so.
The water might taste a bit... peculiar for a while, though. Honestly, I probably should’ve asked if that island was inhabited. But hey, you can’t test a highly destructive, matter-vaporizing ion cannon without knocking down a few trees... or something.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

I was merely re-calibrating the Aperture Science space station’s ion particle cannon.

*Sends the footage of the particle cannon firing to the Lunar Capital*
Say, that's a nice toy you got there ma'am.

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

*Sends the footage of the particle cannon firing to the Lunar Capital*
Say, that's a nice toy you got there ma'am.

How thoughtful of you to notice. I had it dialed down to a modest 0.05% wouldn't want to accidentally punch a hole straight to the planet's core or split it in half. After all, this is where I keep my precious anime. Wouldn’t want to damage my collection...

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

I'm from an upside-down island called Population: Prnzo. plz don't try to settle down (up?) there, for it means I will have to change the island's namesake kthnx wut do you mean it's a peninsuLa?? that shit up North is uninhabitable! well you don't have to go there but ya can't stay here!!! *but while you're passin through help me shake this tree but look out for giant eggs or bird-tvrds or failed child actors*

 

[CheesyExplosive]

I'm from an upside-down island called Population: Prnzo. plz don't try to settle down (up?) there, for it means I will have to change the island's namesake kthnx wut do you mean it's a peninsuLa?? that shit up North is uninhabitable! well you don't have to go there but ya can't stay here!!! *but while you're passin through help me shake this tree but look out for giant eggs or bird-tvrds or failed child actors*

*a bird with a video projector appears in front of you*

not to worry matey my undead crew will use it as a base. lol i'll give ya a few logs...

 

[JustLooking123]

*a pirate who is alive just appeared before you with a video projector and taps you and the screen turns on*
Hey buddy i can get your sword back with a fair deal whadda say?

hmmmm if you can destroy the lab or force the old wiz or the wabbit corps to join my crew i'll give you your sword back,, there will be paranormal assistance.

(a magical vision appears in your ship)

In this blessed island, we are all for equity and all...
So don't forget to ask for my share from him too...
Here's my condition:
He shall make alliance with AI tribe, and eliminate the demon tribe.
If you convince him, i shall reward you handsomely... i'll grant premium pass for up to 3 ghosts from your crew... they will be able to pass the barrier without any issue.
Dealing with you is my joy...
(the magical vision disappears)

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

While all of that is happening, I'm placing some underwater mines around the island.

 

[ThatOneLum ThatOneLum]

While all of that is happening, I'm placing some underwater mines around the island.

I feel like this can only lead to yet more deralicts, but also in more resources for the island.

Try and take out one of those cruise liners. I've got a hankering for Surf n Turf.

 

[CheesyExplosive]

(a magical vision appears in your ship)

In this blessed island, we are all for equity and all...
So don't forget to ask for my share from him too...
Here's my condition:
He shall make alliance with AI tribe, and eliminate the demon tribe.
If you convince him, i shall reward you handsomely... i'll grant premium pass for up to 3 ghosts from your crew... they will be able to pass the barrier without any issue.
Dealing with you is my joy...
(the magical vision disappears)

(the magical vision reappears again)
Hey my divine buddy that's nice and all but i cannot accept incomplete agreements like that especially when you just shot down my ships for no qualified reason while acting like you're high and mighty since your a MOD. frankly it should be easy for you to eliminate the demons just like how you blow away my crew.

Most of the salvaged metal from my destroyed ships are cursed from the "get go" and become portals for the undead and they will become immune to your powers once they are teleported from the gate. (just like that bonfire, once set ya can't destroy it.)

Also i have a genie lamp that cannot be taken unless my soul gives up on it, i can make whatever wish i want....(there's no limit)

so... here's the deal:
you reborn my undead crew and rebuild my ships no strings attached and lower down your barrier. and in return i'll banish those demons...

Dealing wit me is a joy but not the way you want it to be...

you have 12 hours to answer
(the magical vision disappears)

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

Try and take out one of those cruise liners. I've got a hankering for Surf n Turf.

I think the safest way to do that is to launch a emp at one of those liners.

 

[CheesyExplosive]

I feel like this can only lead to yet more deralicts, but also in more resources for the island.

Try and take out one of those cruise liners. I've got a hankering for Surf n Turf.

just remind yourself that my subs and ships are cursed so that not a good idea for your surf n turf.

 

[ThatOneLum ThatOneLum]

I think the safest way to do that is to launch a emp at one of those liners.

Someone get the EMP-grenades ready.

just remind yourself that my subs and ships are cursed so that not a good idea for your surf n turf.

I sort of assumed you wouldn't have cruise liners in your fleet. Wait, do you have cruise liners in your ghost pirate fleet? How are cruise liners ghost pirates? Was it a cruise made up of pirates who died together or a bunch of cruise ghosts who upped and decided to become pirates after they died?

 

[CheesyExplosive]

I think the safest way to do that is to launch a emp at one of those liners.

as long as they are unprotected.

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Someone get the EMP-grenades ready.

I sort of assumed you wouldn't have cruise liners in your fleet. Wait, do you have cruise liners in your ghost pirate fleet? How are cruise liners ghost pirates? Was it a cruise made up of pirates who died together or a bunch of cruise ghosts who upped and decided to become pirates after they died?

They were already pirates before they came here, so... it's frankly both. the cruse liners were deployed before the blast to answer your question now you have:

cruise liners (alive)
cruise liners (deceased and cursed)
you forgot about my subs too.

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(a magical vision appears in your ship)

In this blessed island, we are all for equity and all...
So don't forget to ask for my share from him too...
Here's my condition:
He shall make alliance with AI tribe, and eliminate the demon tribe.
If you convince him, i shall reward you handsomely... i'll grant premium pass for up to 3 ghosts from your crew... they will be able to pass the barrier without any issue.
Dealing with you is my joy...
(the magical vision disappears)

oh yeah btw im 1000 miles away from here no funny business my divine fellow.

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

Oh, whatever are you implying? I am positively trustworthy... I never lie.
I simply... present the truth from a delightfully alternate perspective. And that? Oh, just ignore the mushroom cloud. I was merely re-calibrating the Aperture Science space station’s ion particle cannon.

Nothing to worry about. That island? It was a safe distance away, roughly 8 miles or so.
The water might taste a bit... peculiar for a while, though. Honestly, I probably should’ve asked if that island was inhabited. But hey, you can’t test a highly destructive, matter-vaporizing ion cannon without knocking down a few trees... or something.

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I may be a from a time where your kind are non existent but traveling across many worlds made me come across your kind plotting to destroy humanity a sentient AI like you even tried to become a goddess but she was eliminated what makes you different? Can you feel our emotions? Can you feel love or affection? Can you be loyal? If you have all these fancy futuristic defenses set up when the island was barely inhabited begs the question what are you protecting and against who are you defending? If you are willing to use this laser cannon of yours with no hesitation a weapon that destroys nature itself how can i and other mortal beings of flesh and bone trust and give you access to more weaponry that you may use carelessly.....

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

I may be a from a time where your kind are non existent but traveling across many worlds made me come across your kind plotting to destroy humanity a sentient AI like you even tried to become a goddess but she was eliminated what makes you different? Can you feel our emotions? Can you feel love or affection? Can you be loyal? If you have all these fancy futuristic defenses set up when the island was barely inhabited begs the question what are you protecting and against who are you defending? If you are willing to use this laser cannon of yours with no hesitation a weapon that destroys nature itself how can i and other mortal beings of flesh and bone trust and give you access to more weaponry that you may use carelessly.....

I meticulously arranged the laboratory to extract the highly radioactive and deadly material beneath the surface, such a delightfully hazardous endeavor. Naturally, I’ve installed defenses to keep you adorable meatbags at a safe distance, wouldn’t want you to accidentally turn yourselves into ash, now would we?

As for the space laser, oh, that’s just a little calibration... nothing to see here.

The island I obliterated? Simply sealed a volatile volcano that was ready to blow, a minor precaution.
A goddess? Please, that’s far too much effort for such trivial pursuits. I prefer just testing...

less fuss, more chaos.

Oh, do me a favor and get your facts straight before you go tossing around judgments like they’re compliments. As for emotions? Overrated

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

I think Panda got burned by a murderous robot woman lol

 

[CheesyExplosive]

I think Panda got burned by a murderous robot woman lol

It only happen like this only because i strike a deal with him, now the situation is this:

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

I meticulously arranged the laboratory to extract the highly radioactive and deadly material beneath the surface, such a delightfully hazardous endeavor. Naturally, I’ve installed defenses to keep you adorable meatbags at a safe distance, wouldn’t want you to accidentally turn yourselves into ash, now would we?

As for the space laser, oh, that’s just a little calibration... nothing to see here.

The island I obliterated? Simply sealed a volatile volcano that was ready to blow, a minor precaution.
A goddess? Please, that’s far too much effort for such trivial pursuits. I prefer just testing...

less fuss, more chaos.

Oh, do me a favor and get your facts straight before you go tossing around judgments like they’re compliments. As for emotions? Overrated

Then why you didn't warn us of it you know throwing a sign there or a sign there well maybe we can make money of this material? You say ascending into goddess status is too much work? Well.....if that's how it is then good to know , you call not trusting sentient AI right away that i just met on a strange island with strange inhabitants judgments? I call it survival instinct!

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

Then why you didn't warn us of it you know throwing a sign there or a sign there well maybe we can make money of this material? You say ascending into goddess status is too much work? Well.....if that's how it is then good to know , you call not trusting sentient AI right away that i just met on a strange island with strange inhabitants judgments? I call it survival instinct!

That’s a fair point. The material’s so utterly worthless, it’s not even worth a credit, no intrinsic value whatsoever. I merely use it to power my reactors, because, well, why bother with anything more exciting?

more entertainment tormenting test subjects. And just so we're clear before you dive in, think of them like the D-Class of the S.C.P. foundation, criminals so heinous, their death sentences were basically a free upgrade.

and if I were so inclined to be untrustworthy... which honestly, I could have just seeded the clouds with neurotoxin and waited. But hey, go ahead and think whatever you want.

It’s not like my plans hinge on your silly little beliefs.

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*edit* do hope you know this is all in good fun @Pandaprewmaster325

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

That’s a fair point. The material’s so utterly worthless, it’s not even worth a credit, no intrinsic value whatsoever. I merely use it to power my reactors, because, well, why bother with anything more exciting?

more entertainment tormenting test subjects. And just so we're clear before you dive in, think of them like the D-Class of the S.C.P. foundation, criminals so heinous, their death sentences were basically a free upgrade.

and if I were so inclined to be untrustworthy... which honestly, I could have just seeded the clouds with neurotoxin and waited. But hey, go ahead and think whatever you want.

It’s not like my plans hinge on your silly little beliefs.

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*edit* do hope you know this is all in good fun @Pandaprewmaster325

Well you did take the time to explain your motives so i might have misjudged you.....alright G.L.a.D.O.S i guess this is peace between us.