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Come up with, market, and share your million-dollars idea! It doesn't even have to be a good product, just something you'd create for the lolz.
Mine would be: "Sammy's Exit Ramp — the flavorful suicide pill!".
Radio jingle:
When shit hits the fan...
... And you need a plan...
... Try...
... Sammy's Exit Ramp!
Sammy's Exit Ramp! The strawberry-flavored end to all of your problems! A delicious capsule of natural flavors with a creamy center and a sexy shell to chew through! It's the mother of all guilty pleasures!
It's also not addictive!
Sammy's Exit Ramp! Available where the law stalls!
Mine would be: "Sammy's Exit Ramp — the flavorful suicide pill!".
Radio jingle:
When shit hits the fan...
... And you need a plan...
... Try...
... Sammy's Exit Ramp!
Sammy's Exit Ramp! The strawberry-flavored end to all of your problems! A delicious capsule of natural flavors with a creamy center and a sexy shell to chew through! It's the mother of all guilty pleasures!
It's also not addictive!
Sammy's Exit Ramp! Available where the law stalls!

