The Joke Thread

[Clippy]

 

[GuyZero32k4]

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

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What the dog doin

 

[Danieru-Emanyueru]

How did the Hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

 

[Clippy]

 

[Sfjeov]

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Damm Piggu ate them like he's Joey Chestnut

 

[Clippy]

 

[Zerpina]

<This whole thread> Bum dum tish

 

[Clippy]

I couldn't go out for years after my girlfriend died.

Now I'm finally out of jail.

 

[Danieru-Emanyueru]

Chuck Norris won a poker with Pokémon cards.

 

[Zerpina]

 

[Clippy]

Do you know the real reason behind Brexit?

The British wanted their websites to use biscuits instead of cookies.

 

[JustLooking123]

Once, someone meant to walk, but talked instead!

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Me

 

[Clippy]

 

[Lee__Kanker]

Have you ever had ethiopian food?

Neither have they

 

[Guinea]

Youtuber: *posts a video talking about Zelda lore*

Random 1st Comment Troll: SAY GEX!

Me: Why would he mention Gex? That series fell off years ago, and it has nothing to do with Zelda.