Aw man, what the fuck, why? It's not my fault this all devolved into a little whoreror show.
Sure, but, why? 18 is a pretty solid choice.
Actually, Eva isn't technically Solid and Liquid's mom either. Big Boss' DNA was used to fertilize the eggs of some Japanese woman, who then had them transferred into EVA's womb. So, she's only David and Eli's surrogate mother (in spite of Eli inheriting her blonde hair).
Excellent choice sir, +65 points.
It's way funnier if it is your fault though.
But yeah, I don't know what people's fixation is with Vanilla. Rouge kinda asks for it being a femme fatale and all, but how many games is Vanilla actually featured in? Is there something she does in the Archie comics that drives people so crazy? Or is it literally just that she's a mom and that's all it takes?
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Because they don't give a fuck about Chris' mom. And, like, look at her...