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Another anime series I like – in fact, I love to pieces – is an obscure show called
Kurenai, which came out in 2008, long before Twitter. (Well, not really, but you know what I mean.) That, again, was a show that could only have been made by a Japanese creative team, because it was about the conflict between traditional Japanese culture and then-modern Japanese culture. It has gorgeous, gorgeous artwork, phenomenal writing and voice acting, and the most touching brother-sister relationship I've ever seen in an animated series.
It's also a show that has full-on loli frontal in the bath.
IT HAS WHAT??????? Oh nononoNO my good sir, it can't have that. We need to change that!
They shouldn't be allowed to make that!
Yet another anime series I like is called
Lovely Complex. It's a diabetes-causingly adorable love story about two young people, and it takes place, very specifically, in Osaka. Osaka – the culture of that part of Japan, the attitudes of the people who live there, and even the way the characters speak – is indelibly linked to the identity of Lovely Complex. It's so linked to Osaka that you can actually chart specific locations and specific time-frames from that area throughout the series. It's an Osakan (or whatever you call people from there) show, in its every element.
It's also a show that has a boy character that dresses up as a girl, and whom the series makes constant fun of for doing so.
IT HAS WHAT???????? Oh nononoNO sir, it can't have that. We have to
change that. Yes, it may alter the script permanently, changing both a critical character and the overall plot, but, well, it's for the better, isn't it?
They shouldn't be allowed to make that!
See where I'm going with this?
They would never make a show like Kurenai or Lovely Complex these days. They wouldn't be allowed to, because you wouldn't be able to show that stuff on Crunchyroll. They wouldn't be motivated to, because both shows were exclusively intended for Japanese audiences. They wouldn't have the ability to, because the creative genesis of both shows requires a cultural background that's exclusively Japanese, and now Americans are working on anime.
Even if they did manage to produce a shambling simulacra of these properties, they'd be unrecognizably inferior. All the characters would have that chubby, flat-faced, baby-faced look that all modern anime characters have – because that style is easy to replicate, especially for fan-artists (and certainly so for Western fan artists) on Twitter. The colours would be
garishly pastel, because that's what the new range of artists know how to work with, and it shows up better on iPhone screens. There wouldn't be any nudity. There wouldn't be any "exclusionary" jokes. Crunchyroll wouldn't allow it.
So, if they can't make those shows, what can they make? They need to make shows that are OK for international audiences, and OK for the American platforms that they're streaming on.
Well, they can make Tolkien-inspired fantasy series. American
and Japanese audiences like those. They can make superhero shows. Those aren't exclusionary. They can make shonen shows about over-muscled men punching and yelling at each other. They can make anime adaptations of Western properties, like Lord of the Rings and Terminator and that Netflix movie about the elf and the cop guy.
That way, American and Japanese media won't need to be different at all! :)
SEE WHAT I MEAN????????????????????????????????????????????
Tonberry, I hope you don't mind me referring back to you, but I happen to know you're a fan of Lord of the Rings, and – judging by your avatar – you're also a fan of anime influenced by Lord of the Rings. Did you know that I absolutely hate Lord of the Rings? I really do. I find it boring to an almost excruciating degree. Fortunately, I don't have to even think about Lord of the Rings if I don't want to, I can just watch a new anime series and-- hm, well!
Anyways, another thing I don't like are shows about muscly men punching and yelling at each other. Hoo boy, do I not like that! I've really no interesting in muscly men punching and yelling at each other all day. So instead, I'll just check out a new anime series and-- hm, well!
A third thing I don't like are post-2010s western video games. Oh me oh my, do I certainly not like post-2010s western video games! I don't like memes, either – in fact, I find them pretty goshdarned insufferable. A certain game, called Undertale, mixed up post-2010s western video games and memes, and I didn't like it most of all! But praise, oh Goddess of Fortune, for with the click of a button, I can simply turn on a new anime series and--
Hm. Well.
A while ago, I made a
completely non-controversial post about indie games that everyone agreed with and didn't cause any arguments at all. Really, the same concept applies here. I don't want the same thing again and again. I don't want Tolkien anime and Terminator anime and Cyberpunk 2077 anime over and over. Again and again. Forever. I want Kurenai, and Lovely Complex, and the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, and Lucky Star, and a bunch of shows they'll never make again. They're not allowed to. They don't have the ability to. And if they do, here's what'll happen:
Excuse me while I barf my fucking brains out.
Tonberry, if there's one thing I agree with you on, it's that anime is and always has been very trend-driven. But the trends used to be driven
by the Japanese. They didn't used to be driven by the Japanese and the Americans, or just the Americans, or American-driven Twitter algorithms. They used to be different. It used to be a different medium, and a different culture. And that's what I liked.
I know that, for a lot of people, especially people who got into anime after or during the mid-2010s, anime now is better than it's ever been. I know that a lot of people
need anime to be this way, because this kind of anime is all they have in their lives, and if they don't look into a mirror and see a cute anime girl instead of an ugly, mentally-ill adult man, they'll leap off a bridge. That's all OK. That's fine. But it isn't what I like.
I don't like anime any more. I don't like Tolkien/D&D fantasy series, I don't like shonen stuff, I don't think a character should ever be looking at a fucking iPhone, I don't want Undertale or Skyrim references, and, most of all, I don't want Twitter influencing the culture.
The cat's out of the bag, though, so I'm fucked.
OH WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And one more thing:
Unless you're just a hipster of course (which is valid too)!
Again, I was going to give you a snarky one-line response, but, actually, here's something better-suited for this AMA, because it's another genuine opinion of mine: If you dismiss any legitimate, informed, reason criticism of any aspect of modern culture as "being a hipster", "being contrarian" or "being a troll", it actually isn't worth my time speaking to you, because your mind will never be changed. (That's not a slight at Tonberry, I'm using "you" generally.)
I'd rather be a hipster, contrarian, or troll than an empty-headed, meme-spouting, chronically-depressed moron – the internet already has an infinite amount of them – and the thought of me becoming one is probably my greatest fear and/or source of disgust. SORRY
(And if anyone actually read all this nonsense, again, I apologize.)