Favorite Cards Against Humanity answers

[Cardboardtubeknight]

Probably no better way to present a thread like this, so let's just have fun with it. If it's inappropriate, spoiler it for the sake of the children.

Spoiler

 

[Clippy]

The offensive ones. The more offensive, the better. That's the point of the game after all.

 

[Nasty]

I never thought I'd actually get the chance to say it because I've thought about this a fair bit throughout the years hahaha

It has to be 'paying the iron price' in the GoT edition. It just caught me so off-guard and the fact it's not the perfect answer to anything and yet is so funny because of that? Fakking comedy gold haha

 

[nyka]

Whatever combination of cards gets me kicked out of the function..

..that's how you know you won cards against humanity <3

 

[micjohvan]

I will never forget the time my friend played this combo:

A runaway Farris Wheel is just a windmill of corpses lmao

 

[bigstinkie]

how do you play this game?

 

[Cardboardtubeknight]

how do you play this game?

You receive 7 white cards which are known as answer cards to answer a black card which is known as a question card. It goes in order of who took the last shit as who is reading the black card and they choose whichever answer is worse, funniest etc.

Spoiler: Examples

 

[Clippy]

how do you play this game?

It's pretty simple. You gather a few people. There are two stacks of cards. The question cards and the answer cards. Everyone draws a bunch of answer cards. Each turn there is one person who draws a question card and places it on the table. Everyone else places what they consider the funniest answer. The person who played the question card picks the answer they find the funniest and if it happens to be your answer you get a point. Play until you're bored.

 

[Bonkers225]

She used a spoon to scoop out the yolks

 

[Pippin]

I have this one that I'll never forget

Everybody knows the first things you do in Minecraft is punch a tree, gets some stone and ______.

Answer: Child Molestation

 

[Noon]

i can’t remember the exact wording but someone played something like “Jesus has risen to tell us of…” and I played “the cool refreshing taste of Pepsi.”

 

[prints]

I have not played this game before however from my findings it would appear to contain quite a high amount of lewd content

 

[Cardboardtubeknight]

I have not played this game before however from my findings it would appear to contain quite a high amount of lewd content

Give or take its kind of got everything