Random Cult of Jiggly

[fake-kun]

Regardless, it's against my religion to worship anybody other than Bass.

 

[JustLooking123]

eatcockroachesfordinnerisgoodfortheeye.

Thank you!
I quit eating cockroaches after i gained my angelic form...
Nowadays, i mostly eat foods similar to what the humans around me eat...
But boy... your suggestion took me back to the old days when i was still a demonic floating eye...
*looking at a cockroach on the ground*
... N-No... I won't go back to those days... *looking again at the cockroach*

 

[Anim8rDude Anim8rDude]

This thread has much much more story & lore in the last 3-4 pages than the entire Date Thread combined. Hopefully it's just the rise of Jigglyism () & no fall!

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

This thread has much much more story & lore in the last 3-4 pages than the entire Date Thread combined. Hopefully it's just the rise of Jigglyism () & no fall!

BUY THE DIP

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

BUY THE DIP

I have too much Jiggly dip already though

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

I have too much Jiggly dip already though
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it comes with @Antilocal123 flakes, you can taste the hatred!

 

[Mr. Daddy]

it comes with @Antilocal123 flakes, you can taste the hatred!​

I wanted to make a joke here about milk branded after me, but there is no way I can think of to phrase that without it sounding incredibly suggestive.

Truly the username Mr. Daddy is a blessing and a curse ​

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

This thread has much much more story & lore in the last 3-4 pages than the entire Date Thread combined. Hopefully it's just the rise of Jigglyism () & no fall!

Tis just cult stuff your average day on RGT sponsored by spike server

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

 

[Mr. Daddy]

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Jigglycoin could be argued to be all three of these things.​

 

[Anim8rDude Anim8rDude]

Man, you skip a day & then you don't get any notifications from a thread. I'm being punished for not commuting to the Jiggly Cult everyday! For hardcore Jigglers only!

 

[ATenderLad]

Wait, is it a currency or a military-style challenge coin?

 

[SageoThyme]

 

[ATenderLad]

Ah, like the coins from John Wick then. I hope the body count stays reasonable!

 

[Fray Guillermo]

Huh, I read the thread title and expected a completely different thing

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

Huh, I read the thread title and expected a completely different thing

We're a cult, we jiggle, what's not to love?

 

[Fray Guillermo]

We're a cult, we jiggle, what's not to love?

I don't know if it would be seen with good eyes that a friar like me partook in such cult... but consider me intrigued and interested

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

If you have money you need to start buying ropes and daggers and take over the world like the cult of the damned

 

[RageBurner]

Sometimes I forget I'm actually not the dashing protagonist, and this thread goes on without me, haha.

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

If you have money you need to start buying ropes and daggers and take over the world like the cult of the damned

The cult has more ways to conquer the world than you ever imagine.

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

The cult has more ways to conquer the world than you ever imagine.

Im suggesting the cool way well what are the other ways

 

[RageBurner]

Im suggesting the cool way well what are the other ways

Mass hypnotic enthrallment. That's what the jiggle is for.

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

Mass hypnotic enthrallment. That's what the jiggle is for.

Or they can become a hivemind like the many from system shock 2

 

[RageBurner]

Or they can become a hivemind like the many from system shock 2

A highly jiggly hivemind.

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

@RanmyakuIchi : Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.

@Stingy Perry : And Saint @Antilocal123 raised the Holy @ObscureJigglypuff up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy Jiggly that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu—

@RanmyakuIchi : Skip a bit, Brother.

@Stingy Perry : And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Jiggly. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy @ObscureJigglypuff towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."