Forum Game CONGLATULATIONS! YOU HAVE SUPER POWERS! but...

[middler]

I have immunity against all disease.

but you look sick all of the time.

I can see in the infrared spectrum.

 

[DunkeyKong]

But sometimes you'll get stuck in them.

The urge to say "step bro, I'm stuck" right now

 

[Tonberry]

but you look sick all of the time.

This is the best compromise of all time.

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I can see in the infrared spectrum.

(This already sounds like a curse, but) but you change channels on your TV if you don't blink with each eye separetely.

I can do a sick double jump.

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

But sometimes you'll get stuck in them.

"Kitty Pryde / citywide!" - Del the Funkee

 

[Bakuma1997]

*Looks around* Well, i'm game

Josuke's ability, now i can heal and repair stuff, unlike Josuke i can heal myself

 

[Yousef]

*Only applies to hentai.

I can phase through walls.

But occasionally you’ll accidentally run into someone browsing spicy stuff in deviant art

My new superpower is that I can make rocks dance

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

But occasionally you’ll accidentally run into someone browsing spicy stuff in deviant art

My new superpower is that I can make rocks dance

But you are a rock too.

 

[Karnik]

My super power is........ an eternal
My weakness is that it can't ?anymore... ??‍

 

[fake-kun]

But occasionally you’ll accidentally run into someone browsing spicy stuff in deviant art

My new superpower is that I can make rocks dance

But you can only make them dance the Fortnite dance.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

But you can only make them dance the Fortnite dance.

 

[Yousef]

*Looks around* Well, i'm game

Josuke's ability, now i can heal and repair stuff, unlike Josuke i can heal myself

But every time you repair stuff, you’ll have to meet Patrick Star’s friends from community college and hang out with them, which might be awkward

I have immunity against all disease.

But you have to sing to fully activate the power, which might be embarrassing

I can do a sick double jump.

but you’ll forget your wallet at home every time you do it
My new power is I can ice-skate on anything, even metaphorical concepts

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I can see in the infrared spectrum.

buT you have to rewatch the opening of fresh bell of bel air every once in a while

 

[Tonberry]

But you have to sing to fully activate the power, which might be embarrassing

My new power is I can ice-skate on anything, even metaphorical concepts

That's fine, I'm a fairly competent singer so it'll just be good practice!

All ice-skates are half a shoe size too small for you.

I can "forget" my first experience of a video game to reexperience it for the first time at will.

 

[Yousef]

I can "forget" my first experience of a video game to reexperience it for the first time at will.

but every now and then you gotta replay Superman 64
I can jumpscare anyone, even things that don’t exist

 

[thanonyx thanonyx]

but every now and then you gotta replay Superman 64
I can jumpscare anyone, even things that don’t exist

But every time you scare someone/something you get increasingly more hideous.

I can take things out of video games and make them real.

 

[Bakuma1997]

But every time you repair stuff, you’ll have to meet Patrick Star’s friends from community college and hang out with them, which might be awkward

Joke's on you, i am awkard myself >:3

I can jumpscare anyone, even things that don’t exist

A clam will appear of anywhere, even a glass of water or a single droplet, and bite your nose every week, with said bite being worse if you jumpscare it

 

[Yousef]

I can take things out of video games and make them real.

but you have to watch a Todd Howard interview every time which might you go insane
I can learn any game in five seconds

 

[TheWanderer]

But every time you scare someone/something you get increasingly more hideous.

I can take things out of video games and make them real.

But you have to break it's respective console everytime (Jojo reference :!)

Anyways I want to do a dragon punch

 

[Yousef]

But you have to break it's respective console everytime (Jojo reference :!)

Anyways I want to do a dragon punch

But every fifth punch will be the Dan Hibiki version

 

[xman8245]

I can instantly know the valid credit card information of anyone I look at

 

[fake-kun]

I can instantly know the valid credit card information of anyone I look at

But they will also know YOUR credit card information.

 

[RageBurner]

But every fifth punch will be the Dan Hibiki version

At least sometimes he'll get the white flash invincible version.

 

[Yousef]

I can instantly know the valid credit card information of anyone I look at

But sometimes you’ll have to see them butt naked

 

[RageBurner]

But sometimes you’ll have to see them butt naked

Butt that's terrible!

 

[rollout]

I can change the probability of anything

 

[Yousef]

I can change the probability of anything

But you have keep playing bad sonic games at least once a week