CONGLATULATIONS! YOU HAVE SUPER POWERS! but...

[Num]

New superpower: I can become Jackie Chan

but whenever you channel his martial arts skills youre immediately cursed with needing to perform a painfully long overly dramatic and unnecessary backstory monologue before every fight.
my super power is i always get the first or best of everything like getting a seat at a packed restaurant or skipping a long line or getting the last item on sale. like the universe itself is giving me a vip pass to life

 

[Yousef]

but whenever you channel his martial arts skills youre immediately cursed with needing to perform a painfully long overly dramatic and unnecessary backstory monologue before every fight.
my super power is i always get the first or best of everything like getting a seat at a packed restaurant or skipping a long line or getting the last item on sale. like the universe itself is giving me a vip pass to life

But you always have to remember an awkward memory from your school days
My super power is that I can revert back time and go through college but only the good stuff so no studying

 

[What's His Face]

But you always have to remember an awkward memory from your school days
My super power is that I can revert back time and go through college but only the good stuff so no studying

You will never be out of college debt. Never.
My super power is that I am a Game Shark for myself. Infinite & Unlimited Cash (either/and/or in my wallet and/or the bank like in Dragon Quest)? Cash, not check. Infinite & Unlimited Health? Check. Make skirts on pretty girls disappear (yes, that code does exist)? Check. Infinite & Unlimited Ammo? Check. Max Stats? Check-a-roonie! Unlock all bonuses? Check! Keep my criminal "most wanted" level at 0%? Check...mwahahahahahaaaa! Use a code that breaks reality? Keep on going and see what happens! Joker codes so when I'm ready to die (the Earth won't last forever, after all) I can do so? Of course, I'm not THAT dumb! Enable my swimmers to have max stats to ensure that my spawn start off as awesome as me? Ehhhh...fine, okay. Use these codes for my "party members"? Duh, I'm not going to suffer an Aerith/Nei/etc. situation.

 

[Yousef]

You will never be out of college debt. Never.
My super power is that I am a Game Shark for myself. Infinite & Unlimited Cash (either/and/or in my wallet and/or the bank like in Dragon Quest)? Cash, not check. Infinite & Unlimited Health? Check. Make skirts on pretty girls disappear (yes, that code does exist)? Check. Infinite & Unlimited Ammo? Check. Max Stats? Check-a-roonie! Unlock all bonuses? Check! Keep my criminal "most wanted" level at 0%? Check...mwahahahahahaaaa! Use a code that breaks reality? Keep on going and see what happens! Joker codes so when I'm ready to die (the Earth won't last forever, after all) I can do so? Of course, I'm not THAT dumb! Enable my swimmers to have max stats to ensure that my spawn start off as awesome as me? Ehhhh...fine, okay. Use these codes for my "party members"? Duh, I'm not going to suffer an Aerith/Nei/etc. situation.

Your draw-back is that you have to draw stuff on your back every time you wanna do it
My super power is that I can make Charley Sheen funny

 

[Stingy Perry]

The ability to walk fast as a bullet train but runs as slow as a snail.

 

[Yousef]

The ability to walk fast as a bullet train but runs as slow as a snail.

But doing so will make you wanna pee every time

 

[What's His Face]

Your draw-back is that you have to draw stuff on your back every time you wanna do it
My super power is that I can make Charley Sheen funny

I can make a cheat code for that, just like the All Celestial Brush Techniques for Okami...I just need mirrors for the first one. Woot!

Your drawback is that you can only do so with his corpse, Weekend At Bernie's style...which is going to be a helluva trick as he's still alive...