CONGLATULATIONS! YOU HAVE SUPER POWERS! but...

[rollout]

But you have keep playing bad sonic games at least once a week

I can live with that

 

[RageBurner]

But you have keep playing bad sonic games at least once a week

But what if te probability of bad Sonic games was changed to zero?

 

[rollout]

But what if te probability of bad Sonic games was changed to zero?

I can't change anything that effects my weakness

 

[RageBurner]

I can't change anything that effects my weakness

Well, at least its a manageable weakness.

 

[rollout]

Well, at least its a manageable weakness.

a small price for a great power

 

[Yousef]

New super power: I can make kingdom hearts lore make sense

 

[RageBurner]

New super power: I can make kingdom hearts lore make sense

Make it actually interesting while you are at it.

 

[rollout]

New super power: I can make kingdom hearts lore make sense

Sorry to break it to you..... But that's impossible

 

[YuriSukiSan]

.. The ability to shapeshift in to any form I please! I want to fake a cat-girl invasion of the Earth!

 

[Yousef]

.. The ability to shapeshift in to any form I please! I want to fake a cat-girl invasion of the Earth!

Sadly, every time you do it, you have to do a Chris Tucker impression.

 

[RageBurner]

.. The ability to shapeshift in to any form I please! I want to fake a cat-girl invasion of the Earth!

You might attract a rabid legion of otakus you'd never be able to outrun.

 

[rollout]

.. The ability to shapeshift in to any form I please! I want to fake a cat-girl invasion of the Earth!

You can only change form at 12:00 am

 

[YuriSukiSan]

.. Deal!

 

[Yousef]

New super power: I can imitate any actor voice, even non humans

 

[RageBurner]

New super power: I can imitate any actor voice, even non humans

But you can only dub over low quality media that almost no one watches LOL

 

[YuriSukiSan]

New super power: I can imitate any actor voice, even non humans

Granted but you'll be stuck with that voice for the next three hours!

 

[Bakuma1997]

I can change the probability of anything

you get nightmares if you change it on good luck and viceversa

 

[Yousef]

New power: I can dance and make disco balls pop out of existence

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

New power: I can dance and make disco balls pop out of existence

But you dance forever & blind people with your disco balls

 

[Bakuma1997]

I can get the Premium content of any app i use or game i play without a single penny

 

[RageBurner]

I can get the Premium content of any app i use or game i play without a single penny

But you can't choose which one you'll have to play at a given time.

 

[Yousef]

I can get the Premium content of any app i use or game i play without a single penny

But every time you do it you have to watch a random clip from an Eddie Murphy Movie

 

[TheWanderer]

But every fifth punch will be the Dan Hibiki version

I'll live with that

 

[Bakuma1997]

But every time you do it you have to watch a random clip from an Eddie Murphy Movie

A kick in the nuts was more merciful

 

[Yousef]

New superpower: I can become Jackie Chan