CONGLATULATIONS! YOU HAVE SUPER POWERS! but...

[Bakuma1997]

The comment below has to pick your weakness, while recomended, you don't need to mandatorily make it equal to the power, go

I am not moron so i am not risking myself writing one

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

I have the power to read minds, just like Satori Komeiji!

 

[Yousef]

But you need to eat a cheeseburger every day to recharge it, which could ruin your diet

 

[Cheela]

But you need to eat a cheeseburger every day to recharge it, which could ruin your diet

what is your superpower silly? :3

 

[Yousef]

what is your superpower silly? :3

Oh I misunderstood the thread
My superpower is… I can make anyone laugh, even trees

 

[prnzo x BOOZE-o ka-BEER-o]

I have severe ADHD n bipolar type 1 - so I already almost-have powers when things are up n in control... when they're down, though, I feel such an incredible weight of a mentality that I have to divert away from the dire path of potential egodeath while considering too many things all at once in such a counter-productive racing thought traffic-jam goin from one pain to the next hopin the light at the end of the ridiculous tunnel reveals a hint of its presence.

but besides all that IRL double-edged swordiness:

telekinesis
psychokinesis
pyrokinesis
get-to-sleepathy
D&D Wish spell scroll Lv. 9

ok the last one is gettin a smidgeon too greedy

 

[Cheela]

Oh I misunderstood the thread
My superpower is… I can make anyone laugh, even trees

but every-time you make someone laugh you have a 50% to get teleported somewhere random in the world (although not deadly places)

my super power is i can go back in time like 3 days like in Majoras mask, but i keep my items with me >:3

 

[Yousef]

but every-time you make someone laugh you have a 50% to get teleported somewhere random in the world (although not deadly places)

my super power is i can go back in time like 3 days like in Majoras mask, but i keep my items with me >:3

But every time you do it, you have to watch a random episode of Two and a Half Men to regain the power.
Assuming I’m supposed to write down another power… uhhh…. My superpower is that I can make tea pop out of nothing

 

[DunkeyKong]

But every time you do it, you have to watch a random episode of Two and a Half Men to regain the power.

That's quite specific lmao

 

[middler]

But every time you do it, you have to watch a random episode of Two and a Half Men to regain the power.
Assuming I’m supposed to write down another power… uhhh…. My superpower is that I can make tea pop out of nothing

But the teaware that appears with it never disappears and you have to take it home with you.

My super power would be to always find an empty AND CLEAN stall in any public restroom when i need to go.

 

[Yousef]

But the teaware that appears with it never disappears and you have to take it home with you.

My super power would be to always find an empty AND CLEAN stall in any public restroom when i need to go.

But every time you do it, you have an uncontrollable urge to dance for five seconds, which can be embarrassing or uncomfortable based on how long you’ve been holding it
My super power is that I can make anyone have full knowledge of every episode of How I met your mother. They won’t watch it, they’ll just have knowledge of what happens in all episodes. They can’t unlearn it.

 

[Clippy]

But every time you do it, you have an uncontrollable urge to dance for five seconds, which can be embarrassing or uncomfortable based on how long you’ve been holding it
My super power is that I can make anyone have full knowledge of every episode of How I met your mother. They won’t watch it, they’ll just have knowledge of what happens in all episodes. They can’t unlearn it.

But that's the only show you will retain any knowledge of.

I can turn invisible.

 

[Yousef]

But that;s the only show you will retain any knowledge of.

I can turn invisible.

But every time you do it, you have to randomly shout “I FUCKING HATE SEAGULLS”
My super power is that I can make infinite biscuits

 

[RageBurner]

Mass mind control, but an immobile body.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

But every time you do it, you have to randomly shout “I FUCKING HATE SEAGULLS”
My super power is that I can make infinite biscuits

But they come without jelly.

 

[Clippy]

I have severe ADHD n bipolar type 1 - so I already almost-have powers when things are up n in control... when they're down, though, I feel such an incredible weight of a mentality that I have to divert away from the dire path of potential egodeath while considering too many things all at once in such a counter-productive racing thought traffic-jam goin from one pain to the next hopin the light at the end of the ridiculous tunnel reveals a hint of its presence.

but besides all that IRL double-edged swordiness:

telekinesis
psychokinesis
pyrokinesis
get-to-sleepathy
D&D Wish spell scroll Lv. 9

ok the last one is gettin a smidgeon too greedy

You can't control any of it and you just cast spells randomly.

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Mass mind control, but an immobile body.

So you're Xavier from X-Men?

 

[Yousef]

Mass mind control, but an immobile body.

But every time you control thousands of minds, you need to recite 50 lines from Shrek’s script.

 

[RageBurner]

So you're Xavier from X-Men?

Yes, but much less idealistic LOL

 

[Yousef]

My new super power is that I can finish any anime in ten seconds

 

[prnzo x BOOZE-o ka-BEER-o]

ok I would also have the ability to fire edutainment projectiles out of a pair of brass knuckles forged by Knuckles himself in return for a promise to master the 32x's Chaotix. but my fingers were crossed behind my back when shaking hands to seal this ill-fated pact.

prepare to be blasted by Donkey Kong Jr. Math manuals! they will stick to your face n force you to read them until you cry that your QoL is in jeopardy. THEN I BLAST YOU WITH JEOPARDY n WHEEL OF FORTUNE unsold copies!!! the way of Hattori Prnzo ninja is HARSH. not really but yea.

 

[RageBurner]

My new super power is that I can finish any anime in ten seconds

You would lead to an industry collapse... hmm maybe that's your nefarious scheme.

 

[Clippy]

My new super power is that I can finish any anime in ten seconds

*Only applies to hentai.

I can phase through walls.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

*Only applies to hentai.

I can phase through walls.

But sometimes you'll get stuck in them.

 

[Tonberry]

*Only applies to hentai.

I can phase through walls.

But not when you TRULY need to.

I have immunity against all disease.

Edit: OOPS didn't see someone already replied.

 

[prnzo x BOOZE-o ka-BEER-o]

You can't control any of it and you just cast spells randomly.

that sounds about right for me. throw enough wizardry at a wall n something is bound to stick. which would be for no reason in the 1st place but that's how it goes (very wrong)