I know it's unpopular to say it, but I liked the era of Channel Awesome-style review shows way more than all these poorly-researched, excruciatingly-paced, horribly-volume-mixed "video essays" narrated by the most intolerable, annoyingly-voiced people on the planet. At least things like AVGN, the Nostalgia Critic, or Atop the Fourth Wall were
comedy series, where making fun of the presenter's own bloated sense of self-importance was half the fun.
Now, in today's ego-first influencer culture, the best you get is Anime Avatar #71892's seventy-hour screed on how he really discovered his latent political opinions when he first played Tony Hawk's Skateboarding Adventure for the Wii. Equally vapid people half-watch this slop while eating their fast food dinner, and it perpetuates like a disease, continuously ruining the Internet and dropping Western literary rates by another few hundred percentiles. Sweet!
With all due respect, this guy and anyone like him can cry me a river. Can you imagine what one of these vacuous, empty-headed twerps would ever do if they needed to work a
real job, and not sit in their bedroom limply talking into a covered microphone about the finer intricacies of Kirby's Air Ride? If any of these people really hated it so much, they'd stop doing YouTube immediately, march down to the unemployment office, and get a job laying brick 8 hours a day. If you want my sympathies, you'll need to sit through this 90-second ad for Manscaped, first.