Why are video essays like this?

I wish more were like Matthewmatosis just because he did a few things I find the popular ones don't do (or at least do rarely).
I'll check him. I saw the Kula World video.


Personally I think Ahoy is actually making proper analysis to the point they're more actual documentaries than essays. His digressions are never too long, his introductions never beat around the bush and he still talk about things that not everyone knows instead of the obvious anecdotes (like Super Mario Bros 2 USA).
 
Every week my friend hangout/TTRPG playing session starts off by trying to find some new 'essayist' to watch and complain about, and everything said in this thread is spot on. The repeating generic thumbnails designed to appeal to whatever template is currently popular ("--- broke me", --- isn't what you think"), the fact that the video is taking 3 hours to explain "Silent Hill is purgatory" which everyone knows already, it's all incredibly entertaining in an ironic way.
For me it's the fact that it's all this pretense and dressing up for what is usually an incredibly surface level take- that silent hill example was a real video we watched an hour of before moving on, and it was presenting the revolutionary idea of "silent hill is purgatory" like that's not the most bare level assessment anyone would take from the game. They try to make the video seem deeper than it really is by making it incredibly dense and and academic in language.
There's also the other common trend they follow of clearly taking a purposefully contrarian stance just to get YouTube engagement. One of my groups recent favourites was one about how Bloodborne is actually terrible. Say what you want about Bloodborne, obviously it's subjective, but his points were just flat out wrong and he constantly contradicted himself. He claimed that the 'parry' mechanic with the guns was bad because the game was designed around that (somehow that makes it bad I guess), then complained about half the bosses saying you couldn't parry them so therefore they shouldn't have been in the game. It was contradictory because I don't think he even really believed in what he was saying, he was just trying to get engagement- it also came to light later in the video that he was using his friends footage instead of his own, and has never actually played the game which obviously enraged all of us, but that's a different problem.
Also, I realize the irony of this turning into my own essay- I've become what I hate.
 
The fact that the video is taking 3 hours to explain "Silent Hill is purgatory" which everyone knows already, it's all incredibly entertaining in an ironic way.
People should learn to be a bit more synthetic and concise about what they want to convey. A piece of work isn't finished by simply adding the last bit needed but when you remove the last superfluous thing imo.

I do appreciate theories (yours about Silent Hills reminded me of how Termina in Majora's Mask was theorised to be purgatory for Link) but they should be clearly what they are: theories, they are not systematically "the true story intended by the devs" nor things to parrot without having any critical judgement about what someone said online solely because they used complex words and are popular but sadly the younger people in an audience will act as if they are canon.

Making a long essay to explain the oblivious shouldn't give someone the best score at a test.

They try to make the video seem deeper than it really is by making it incredibly dense and and academic in language.
I dislike the idea that being able to use higher level words systematically makes someone smarter/more professional when in fact even scammers that have 0 scientific knowledge and diploma also tend to use that vocabulary to sell overpriced useless products because they said "it's a quantic tool that will change your life" followed by pseudo-scientific text.

Being smart means adapting your language level and actually use specific and technical terms in a good way than spewing many just to feel superior to your interlocutor or audience.

There's also the other common trend they follow of clearly taking a purposefully contrarian stance just to get YouTube engagement.
I also dislike that sentiment. Angry reviewers from the 00's were at least ironic in most cases but these people are just confidently claiming that well praised games that got good scores and are often treated as being good by many reviewers even years after that they are actually "mid" or "not good" (if not "overrated").

Sure, popularity =/= quality and some games tend to get a better score than what they are because they are from big companies but when it has a success even among gamers around you cannot deny that it has qualities.

I feel that some people want to be like the hipsters hating on popular things for the sake of feeling superior to the mass ("I don't follow trends because I'm not a sheep") instead of just liking what they want to like.

I understand that it's a human feeling to reject when something gets extremely popular/praised by everyone but it's like saying you'd rather listen to very avant-garde experimental noises than major music groups from history like Queen for the sake of being different.

I also have popular things that I don't like specifically but I won't claim that it's bad or overrated solely because I don't like it, it's not how it should work. When I like something more niche it's by honesty and not for the sake of appearing more special than the populace.

They are pretentious and clickbait to me.
Pretentious maybe, some essay may be genuine but I cannot tell.

Clickbait I entirely agree about that. "[Thing] is a forgotten masterpiece" has become so much of a clickbait title as if you cannot just accept that not everything is one and that some medium can get forgotten because of a lack of visibility rather than people not caring at all.
 
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I know it's unpopular to say it, but I liked the era of Channel Awesome-style review shows way more than all these poorly-researched, excruciatingly-paced, horribly-volume-mixed "video essays" narrated by the most intolerable, annoyingly-voiced people on the planet. At least things like AVGN, the Nostalgia Critic, or Atop the Fourth Wall were comedy series, where making fun of the presenter's own bloated sense of self-importance was half the fun.

Now, in today's ego-first influencer culture, the best you get is Anime Avatar #71892's seventy-hour screed on how he really discovered his latent political opinions when he first played Tony Hawk's Skateboarding Adventure for the Wii. Equally vapid people half-watch this slop while eating their fast food dinner, and it perpetuates like a disease, continuously ruining the Internet and dropping Western literary rates by another few hundred percentiles. Sweet!


One of my favorite YouTubers, CallMeKevin, once opened up about that and spoke about the kind of toll the "algorithm game" was taking on his physical and mental health.
With all due respect, this guy and anyone like him can cry me a river. Can you imagine what one of these vacuous, empty-headed twerps would ever do if they needed to work a real job, and not sit in their bedroom limply talking into a covered microphone about the finer intricacies of Kirby's Air Ride? If any of these people really hated it so much, they'd stop doing YouTube immediately, march down to the unemployment office, and get a job laying brick 8 hours a day. If you want my sympathies, you'll need to sit through this 90-second ad for Manscaped, first.
 
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I know it's unpopular to say it, but I liked the era of Channel Awesome-style review shows way more than all these poorly-researched, excruciatingly-paced, horribly-volume-mixed "video essays" narrated by the most intolerable, annoyingly-voiced people on the planet. At least things like AVGN, the Nostalgia Critic, or Atop the Fourth Wall were comedy series, where making fun of the presenter's own bloated sense of self-importance was half the fun.

Now, in today's ego-first influencer culture, the best you get is Anime Avatar #71892's seventy-hour screed on how he really discovered his latent political opinions when he first played Tony Hawk's Skateboarding Adventure for the Wii. Equally vapid people half-watch this slop while eating their fast food dinner, and it perpetuates like a disease, continuously ruining the Internet and dropping Western literary rates by another few hundred percentiles. Sweet!



With all due respect, this guy and anyone like him can cry me a river. Can you imagine what one of these vacuous, empty-headed twerps would ever do if they needed to work a real job, and not sit in their bedroom limply talking into a covered microphone about the finer intricacies of Kirby's Air Ride? If any of these people really hated it so much, they'd stop doing YouTube immediately, march down to the unemployment office, and get a job laying brick 8 hours a day. If you want my sympathies, you'll need to sit through this 90-second ad for Manscaped, first.
I would agree with you on literally any other case, but I feel like defending Kevin here because he only started doing YouTube after he couldn't work anymore due to getting run over and needing to pay the bills while he was unable to work due to the never-ending legal battle that followed (the driver, unsurprisingly, claimed no wrongdoing). He actually owned a store before and worked a handful of hell jobs.

Any other complainer, though? YES.
 
he only started doing YouTube after he couldn't work anymore due to getting run over and needed to pay the bills while he was unable to work due to the never-ending legal battle that followed (the driver, unsurprisingly, claimed no wrongdoing).
OK, if this happens to you, you're allowed to complain. BUT NO ONE ELSE
 
All of these overlong analyses have their root in this 5 hour retrospective on Oblivion which I'm sure many of you have seen before. It's actually a very sloppy video, and the comment section is full of criticism, but it was nonetheless influential. The length carries an assumption of credentials, even if the video itself is just semi-coherent rambling about player agency and bloom.

Personally I wish more channels would swallow their pride and refer to other creators' essays so that an actual discourse could be had. Despite reaction content being so normalized nowadays this subgenre of video is surprisingly insular and it often leads to people saying the same points and making the same mistakes because they're afraid of starting a conversation.
 
Someone did it > someone liked it > someone replicated it > someone liked it > someone replicated it > ...

Sometimes I worry that my writing style might be too similar to those essays
Nah you’re fine
 
All of this criticism is accurate, but if I need something to put on for a couple hours one of these weirdo video essays works just fine. I don't watch ads on anything ever so that might make it different for me.
 
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I know it's unpopular to say it, but I liked the era of Channel Awesome-style review shows way more than all these poorly-researched, excruciatingly-paced, horribly-volume-mixed "video essays" narrated by the most intolerable, annoyingly-voiced people on the planet. At least things like AVGN, the Nostalgia Critic, or Atop the Fourth Wall were comedy series, where making fun of the presenter's own bloated sense of self-importance was half the fun.

Now, in today's ego-first influencer culture, the best you get is Anime Avatar #71892's seventy-hour screed on how he really discovered his latent political opinions when he first played Tony Hawk's Skateboarding Adventure for the Wii. Equally vapid people half-watch this slop while eating their fast food dinner, and it perpetuates like a disease, continuously ruining the Internet and dropping Western literary rates by another few hundred percentiles. Sweet!



With all due respect, this guy and anyone like him can cry me a river. Can you imagine what one of these vacuous, empty-headed twerps would ever do if they needed to work a real job, and not sit in their bedroom limply talking into a covered microphone about the finer intricacies of Kirby's Air Ride? If any of these people really hated it so much, they'd stop doing YouTube immediately, march down to the unemployment office, and get a job laying brick 8 hours a day. If you want my sympathies, you'll need to sit through this 90-second ad for Manscaped, first.
By channel awesome era, I presume you mean posts after the yellow-wall era.
I’m not being facetious, this right here is the last time the yellow wall appear. (2012)
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Rip yellow wall
 
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By channel awesome era, I presume you mean posts after the yellow-wall era.
I’m not being facetious, this right here is the last time the yellow wall appear. View attachment 3454
Rip yellow wall
Doug Walker imitators were really embarrassing in that they were literally grown men shouting about children's films rather than a character making fun of the idea that a grown man would care, but Doug and some of the other early contributors (especially Spoony) still hold up pretty well.

But I can't let their videos play as background noise for 5 hours, so they lose
 
Doug Walker imitators were really embarrassing in that they were literally grown men shouting about children's films rather than a character making fun of the idea that a grown man would care, but Doug and some of the other early contributors (especially Spoony) still hold up pretty well.
That's actually why so many of the early AVGN imitators failed so spectacularly. People saw what James was doing and assumed that being irrationally angry at an old game brought viewers. Thank God we also had people like RinryGameGame making actually relatable (and family-friendly) gaming content on the platform.
 
That's actually why so many of the early AVGN imitators failed so spectacularly. People saw what James was doing and assumed that being irrationally angry at an old game brought viewers. Thank God we also had people like RinryGameGame making actually relatable (and family-friendly) gaming content on the platform.
I remember Rinry, what a qt3.14. I think she has a family now.
 
no one actually watches youtube videos anymore, they just put it on the background while at their hybrid fake email job. plus longer runtime = more ads so they can rake in the cash. i think some of my biggest pet peeves with video essays is 1. a video being as long or longer then the playtime of a game they're talking about (if you need to make a 10+ hour video on resident evil just play the fucking game at that point lol) and 2. the genre of "this game from my childhood reinforces my political ideology". like, im left wing and all that but i really hate when i see a guy talk about shit like "WELL ACTUALLY POKEMON CRYSTAL REINFORCES HOW CAPITALISM IS BAD" when it was obviously not the developer's intent lol. i can understand the whole "death of the author" thing and there are games like deus ex and disco elysium that have political intent, but its just so lazy and disingenuous. you can pretty much make any piece of art/entertainment about any political ideology if you try hard enough. i see this sometimes in right wing circles but not as much.
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I know it's unpopular to say it, but I liked the era of Channel Awesome-style review shows way more than all these poorly-researched, excruciatingly-paced, horribly-volume-mixed "video essays" narrated by the most intolerable, annoyingly-voiced people on the planet. At least things like AVGN, the Nostalgia Critic, or Atop the Fourth Wall were comedy series, where making fun of the presenter's own bloated sense of self-importance was half the fun.

Now, in today's ego-first influencer culture, the best you get is Anime Avatar #71892's seventy-hour screed on how he really discovered his latent political opinions when he first played Tony Hawk's Skateboarding Adventure for the Wii. Equally vapid people half-watch this slop while eating their fast food dinner, and it perpetuates like a disease, continuously ruining the Internet and dropping Western literary rates by another few hundred percentiles. Sweet!



With all due respect, this guy and anyone like him can cry me a river. Can you imagine what one of these vacuous, empty-headed twerps would ever do if they needed to work a real job, and not sit in their bedroom limply talking into a covered microphone about the finer intricacies of Kirby's Air Ride? If any of these people really hated it so much, they'd stop doing YouTube immediately, march down to the unemployment office, and get a job laying brick 8 hours a day. If you want my sympathies, you'll need to sit through this 90-second ad for Manscaped, first.
def a lesser of two evils but the TGWTG camp is fun to look back on as a bygone time where people were making videos for the love of the game rather than to keep up a patreon while paying editors slave wages.

also slightly off topic but i found a copy of kickassia at a local used dvd/cd place for $150 canadian and i fell down to my knees.
 
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no one actually watches youtube videos anymore, they just put it on the background while at their hybrid fake email job. plus longer runtime = more ads so they can rake in the cash. i think some of my biggest pet peeves with video essays is 1. a video being as long or longer then the playtime of a game they're talking about (if you need to make a 10+ hour video on resident evil just play the fucking game at that point lol) and 2. the genre of "this game from my childhood reinforces my political ideology". like, im left wing and all that but i really hate when i see a guy talk about shit like "WELL ACTUALLY POKEMON CRYSTAL REINFORCES HOW CAPITALISM IS BAD" when it was obviously not the developer's intent lol. i can understand the whole "death of the author" thing and there are games like deus ex and disco elysium that have political intent, but its just so lazy and disingenuous. you can pretty much make any piece of art/entertainment about any political ideology if you try hard enough. i see this sometimes in right wing circles but not as much.
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def a lesser of two evils but the TGWTG camp is fun to look back on as a bygone time where people were making videos for the love of the game rather than to keep up a patreon while paying editors slave wages.

also slightly off topic but i found a copy of kickassia at a local used dvd/cd place for $150 canadian and i fell down to my knees.
I'm definitely not on the left, but I also don't care for political hot takes about games. I would be interested in seeing a more right-wing perspective on Deus Ex particularly, but I already have it in my own mind and it probably wouldn't be very YouTube-friendly.
 
Doug Walker imitators were really embarrassing in that they were literally grown men shouting about children's films rather than a character making fun of the idea that a grown man would care, but Doug and some of the other early contributors (especially Spoony) still hold up pretty well.

But I can't let their videos play as background noise for 5 hours, so they lose
Let's not forget that the Nostalgia Critic and Angry Video Game Nerd are both called a Nostalgic and a Nerd respectively, they are aware that these characters are parodies than being real people. The AVGN, being a nerd, would focus even on the more meaningless aspect of something.

I pretty much just use blocktube anytime pretenious video essay or breadtube stuff comes up on my feed.
I think I may know what breadtube is about but I've never understood why it was called bread.

No one actually watches Youtube videos anymore, they just put it on the background while at their hybrid fake email job. plus longer runtime = more ads so they can rake in the cash. i think some of my biggest pet peeves with video essays is 1. a video being as long or longer then the playtime of a game they're talking about (if you need to make a 10+ hour video on resident evil just play the fucking game at that point lol) and 2. the genre of "this game from my childhood reinforces my political ideology". like, im left wing and all that but i really hate when i see a guy talk about shit like "WELL ACTUALLY POKEMON CRYSTAL REINFORCES HOW CAPITALISM IS BAD" when it was obviously not the developer's intent lol. i can understand the whole "death of the author" thing and there are games like deus ex and disco elysium that have political intent, but its just so lazy and disingenuous. you can pretty much make any piece of art/entertainment about any political ideology if you try hard enough. i see this sometimes in right wing circles but not as much.
Basically: attention span has lowered so people put a video while doing something else.

Yes, if a movie review is longer than the movie itself it clearly shows there's a serious pacing problem.

I try my best to not care about the political orientation of a reviewer/artist/any people doing a job as long as they still don't enforce their beliefs to others (everyone has an opinion on any subject but there's a fine line of decency between expression and indoctrination and this is valid for everyone around) but I feel that some people cannot watch or appreciate something without it being in line with their politics or trying to make it seems that your favourite movie should be in the same orientation as yours.

We end up having surface level statements without any meaningful analysis and if someone disagrees they'd insist that they would lack of "media literacy" (a term I absolutely hate because it's like a joker card to turn down any counter argument).

If someone tries to sound like they know something better than their own author it's a red flag (or really clumsy) to me.

I am interested in the Death of the Author because art should be appreciated and stand on its own without the need to know the life of its creator (in the same way I also try to separate the art from the artist, you can like something without approving what they believe in).

"All art is political" is another can of worm that I won't delve into but I agree about your comment.
 
Breadtube is so called because it is a reference to the book The Conquest of Bread by the anarchist author Peter Kropotkin. Which is strange as a lot of Breadtube is not even about actual politics or political theory but video essays on why a straight to DVD Disney sequel is problematic for its lack of demisexual representation.

As for video essays themselves, when it is a retrospective on a game that is a nice overview of the creation, cultural climate and game itself that is wrapped up in 30 to 40 minutes, I don't mind that and some of them can give me a new appreciation for certain titles that i might have missed out on before. But 6 hour video essays on the symbolic meaning of every Kirby character? Yeah, pass.
 
Breadtube is so called because it is a reference to the book The Conquest of Bread by the anarchist author Peter Kropotkin. Which is strange as a lot of Breadtube is not even about actual politics or political theory but video essays on why a straight to DVD Disney sequel is problematic for its lack of demisexual representation.
Thanks for the explanation. And yes it's strange (almost as if they want to reclaim a political viewpoint just to make it seems their opinion has more impact than it actually is).

As for video essays themselves, when it is a retrospective on a game that is a nice overview of the creation, cultural climate and game itself that is wrapped up in 30 to 40 minutes, I don't mind that and some of them can give me a new appreciation for certain titles that i might have missed out on before. But 6 hour video essays on the symbolic meaning of every Kirby character? Yeah, pass.
This is an absolutely fair point, a less than an hour video with a good pacing is how things should be rather than bloating it.

Symbolism is also quite a subjective thing when they are often given meaning by people rather than the symbol itself.
 
At the risk of veering slightly off-topic: My personal conspiracy theory is that it all started with cooking blogs. It's there that it happened first, at least in my experience. Instead of getting a list of ingredients and what to do with them (+maybe viable replacements for the stuff that might not be available everywhere) I get a tearjerker story of how the author has been cooking in various styles for a gazillion years and how a trip to India and discovering the recipe they are about to regale me with changed their spiritual life and made then ascend to a higher plane of culinary existence. It literally makes them so aroused now that they can cut diamonds with their genitals and now everyone who's read that will forever live with that mental image. No need to thank me, ladies and gents, for it was all for the greater purpose of delivering noodles that will make you cry ramen broth tears of joy that you will savour long after you're done eating.

And then you finally get the recipe in about 4 terse sentences.
 
At the risk of veering slightly off-topic: My personal conspiracy theory is that it all started with cooking blogs. It's there that it happened first, at least in my experience. Instead of getting a list of ingredients and what to do with them (+maybe viable replacements for the stuff that might not be available everywhere) I get a tearjerker story of how the author has been cooking in various styles for a gazillion years and how a trip to India and discovering the recipe they are about to regale me with changed their spiritual life and made then ascend to a higher plane of culinary existence. It literally makes them so aroused now that they can cut diamonds with their genitals and now everyone who's read that will forever live with that mental image. No need to thank me, ladies and gents, for it was all for the greater purpose of delivering noodles that will make you cry ramen broth tears of joy that you will savour long after you're done eating.

And then you finally get the recipe in about 4 terse sentences.
“Which leads us to our sponsor today; genicutters!”
 
At the risk of veering slightly off-topic: My personal conspiracy theory is that it all started with cooking blogs. It's there that it happened first, at least in my experience. Instead of getting a list of ingredients and what to do with them (+maybe viable replacements for the stuff that might not be available everywhere) I get a tearjerker story of how the author has been cooking in various styles for a gazillion years and how a trip to India and discovering the recipe they are about to regale me with changed their spiritual life and made then ascend to a higher plane of culinary existence. It literally makes them so aroused now that they can cut diamonds with their genitals and now everyone who's read that will forever live with that mental image. No need to thank me, ladies and gents, for it was all for the greater purpose of delivering noodles that will make you cry ramen broth tears of joy that you will savour long after you're done eating.

And then you finally get the recipe in about 4 terse sentences.
Thanks for that great message! So this is the origin of the term "rock hard".

Jokes aside I do feel that essays are dangerously close to Vlogging/Blog reading rather than making a real essay (which explains why there are often personal elements that aren't always related to the subject and that it is hours long).
 
Thanks for that great message! So this is the origin of the term "rock hard".

Jokes aside I do feel that essays are dangerously close to Vlogging/Blog reading rather than making a real essay (which explains why there are often personal elements that aren't always related to the subject and that it is hours long).
To add what pickle already highlighted, the algorithm is wholeheartedly onboard with 3-hour videos.

Here, try this: Turn on any random vid, leave auto play on, never touch YouTube at all, wait after it auto plays like 3 or 4 vids. The 3-5 video is GUARANTEED to be some 3-hour essay. Worked every time for me.
 
To add what pickle already highlighted, the algorithm is wholeheartedly onboard with 3-hour videos.

Here, try this: Turn on any random vid, leave auto play on, never touch YouTube at all, wait after it auto plays like 3 or 4 vids. The 3-5 video is GUARANTEED to be some 3-hour essay. Worked every time for me.
They cracked the algorithm!

I'll never understand it properly, it used to be all about views then about audience retention.

I feel that passively letting a video in the background does not fully counts as "watching" imo.
 

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