Which user would you go on a date with?

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Hello Anyone.

 

[RETRO-VETRO RETRO-VETRO]

not sure actually.

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

my bank accounts told me not to hang out with anybody but neighbor friends. srsly, my bank account sent me a nasty TXT threatenin shit like slander, blackmail, multiple creative death threats, etc.

oh y'aLL are payin? WELL IN THAT CASE... here's the (wrong) directions to pick me up. I'll be that guy wearin clothes standin by a thing. can't miss me. <deletes account n pleads the FIFTH>

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

@prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta found ya.

Post automatically merged: Aug 31, 2025

not sure actually.

What's wrong, if I may ask ?

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

@prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta found ya.

Post automatically merged: Aug 31, 2025

that's me tryin to play off the fact I just got ran over by a camouflage-painted electric-powered jeep. oh well shit happens then more shit happens \m/

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

It’s the weekends but there’s no party in sight
No rhythm no beats heck this can’t be right
So I’m just gonna be right here and dishing out some rhymes
Breath in relax as I reminisce the times

Not to long ago but it felt like a distant past
Some of my homies and my are chilling oh how time flew fast
Now some of them left oh dang I missed them so
But I wish them goodwill wherever they may go

As for me I’m gonna stay longer and watch things unfolds
For nobody not you or me knows what the future holds
It maybe a blistering heat or a biting cold
I’ll just stay here in my heart those memories in my heart tightly I will hold

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

For never you be shunned from the moonlight,
for never you be wavered by the sands of time.
For those stars that aligned are a sign of hope,
guiding your soul where dreams may climb.

 

[Kamako]

...For nobody not you or me knows what the future holds
It maybe a blistering heat or a biting cold

Well if it does turn out to be biting cold all we need is for you and Samatonic to keep spitting this fire and we'll be immune to the cold and the dark

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Well if it does turn out to be biting cold all we need is for you and Samatonic to keep spitting this fire and we'll be immune to the elements

We could ask our resident Wizard Tonberry too, to cast some fireballs as well.

 

[Kamako]

Oooh nice nice! And I'll spontaneously combust and we can have marshmellows!

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Oooh nice nice! And I'll spontaneously combust and we can have marshmellows!
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mmmmmmm...roasted marshmallows~
As long as we block out the screams, we are set.
(Confession: I've never tried it before.)

 

[Kamako]

mmmmmmm...roasted marshmallows~
As long as we block out the screams, we are set.
(Confession: I've never tried it before.)

What, blocking out the screams? It's a tricky process, what you've gotta do is.....
...OH wait sorry, you meant marshmellows! Seriously you gotta try them on an open fire with decent wood, especially at night. It's a pretty life-affirming activity :D

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

not in the mindset/inclination to do it RN but I often kick strange rhymes on the spot so I'll throw in 16 paragraph dissertations

on how to be dope n cope not hang yaself with your own rope / you and your environs elope givin love like a pope / don't drop n mope or it's like you dropped the prison soap / transcend possibility of even a grope / we different but same like an isotope / surpassin trend n trope - alike, no NOT no PSYCH! not NOPE! / so give it up for the special folk up in here n me the bonkers jackalope / but don't give up hope cuz it's a slippery slope

 

[RETRO-VETRO RETRO-VETRO]

@prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta found ya.

Post automatically merged: Aug 31, 2025

What's wrong, if I may ask ?

Like who I would go on a date with.

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

Like who I would go on a date with.

uhh idk who you'd match up with...
I'm not clear at all on who's a guy or a girl or neither
n not clear on wut directions the pendulum swings for most of them either...
back in the day, those details were deemed important must-know shit
bur nowadays ofc... not so much

I'm sure whoever it is you'd show em a good time. uhh whadduyu mean my hands behind my back?! I always have my hand uhh there... shit gotta uncross meh fingers!! dammit!!! time to b o u n c e , B!

 

[RETRO-VETRO RETRO-VETRO]

Retro, Vetro
sittin in a tree
w-a-c-k
-i-n-g

I kids I kidsss ^_^

uhh idk who you'd match up with...
I'm not clear at all on who's a guy or a girl or neither
n not clear on wut directions the pendulum swings for most of them either...
back in the day, those details were deemed important must-know shit
bur nowadays ofc... not so much

I'm sure whoever it is you'd show em a good time. uhh whadduyu mean my hands behind my back?! I always have my hand uhh there... shit gotta uncross meh fingers!! dammit!!! time to b o u n c e , B!

wut.

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

wut.

I barely know ya at all, I was just bustin balls cuz it was the 1st thing that came to mind

if that's crossin a line then my bad - I totalleh take it back n I'll even take it outta the post if it bothers you. I am sometimes a lil too free-wheeling for meh own good but I try to keep it respectful or at least make it right if I'm not

rock awnn bruv

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

Here we go again the OG place where Date Thread begin
I’m checking in I’m rhyming before I fled the scene
It’s a rainy Monday morning and I’m feeling the blues
Y’all know why I’m here don’t need to fill in some clues

I wanna feel the vibe get up and move
It’s the start of the week I’ll be needing a kickstart groove
Like Will Smith said “getting jiggly with it”
Nod your head stomp your get grinding to the beat

Here comes the bus I hope it has Wi-Fi
I’ll be stuck in the morning traffic I need something to make time fly by
Well I guess this is it’s a wrap time to go
I might comeback later it depends on how things flow

 

[secreto7 secreto7]

Here we go again the OG place where Date Thread begin
I’m checking in I’m rhyming before I fled the scene
It’s a rainy Monday morning and I’m feeling the blues
Y’all know why I’m here don’t need to fill in some clues

I wanna feel the vibe get up and move
It’s the start of the week I’ll be needing a kickstart groove
Like Will Smith said “getting jiggly with it”
Nod your head stomp your get grinding to the beat

Here comes the bus I hope it has Wi-Fi
I’ll be stuck in the morning traffic I need something to make time fly by
Well I guess this is it’s a wrap time to go
I might comeback later it depends on how things flow

Here is thundering and raining too.
Good luck today!

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

Here is thundering and raining too.
Good luck today!

thnx you like the only user who read (or liked?) meh spittage rhymesayinz dvke

Edit: damn I'm blind lol at first I thought your emoji was Clockwork Knight lol

 

[secreto7 secreto7]

thnx you like the only user who read (or liked?) meh spittage rhymesayinz dvke

I first I thought, "how difficult to read", then I thought of the effort you put on writing it and some things you said another time.

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

I didn't feel up to doin it as I started to say in my post but then B o o M - out it came O_o

Edit: here it is in serrated format if anyone didn't like it notated in cross-slash method

not in the mindset/inclination to do it RN but I often kick strange rhymes on the spot so I'll throw in 16 paragraph dissertations

on how to be dope n cope not hang yaself with your own rope
you and your environs elope givin love like a pope
don't drop n mope or it's like you dropped the prison soap
transcend possibility of even a grope
we different but same like an isotope
surpassin trend n trope - alike, no NOT no PSYCH! not NOPE!
so give it up for the special folk up in here n me the bonkers jackalope
but don't give up hope cuz it's a slippery slope

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

Here I go again logging in time
All set out dish in another set of cringe rhyme
Why do I keep doing, this heck got no real idea
But I’ll just spit some words since I’m in the area

Not too long ago when I started rhyming at this joint
Seems I gotta lot say but most of them got no point
I’m clowning and rhyming in a way so to speak
Maybe I should rhyme of the good times and the ones that are bleak

If seemed spitting nonsense pay me no mind
I’m just passing time before I go to my daily grind
And for the haters who think I’m doing this for your applause
Sorry to disappoint I’m just taking a break here a pause

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

What a lazy Sunday. I’m bored out of my wits