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so I had a date that said some long-winded series of monotone words about equality or somethin else of equal or less disinterest.... got to the point finalleh n said "we should go Dutch on dinner." which, at the time, 'Dutch' sounded more like 'Ditch' n suddenly the date got interesting, unexpectedly.
so I served half meh dinner to a hungry trash can n she went to the bathroom after gettin the biLL so I thought she was gonna ditch the place out through the kitchen out the back so I figured I'd slip out the front n meet her around the side n get so excited at our pathetic illegal headrush that the date would go back to her place (heLL no not meh spot I don't want her to know where I live!! I don't even remember how I met her or even what year it wuzzzzz yea)
- so that didn't happen n I couldn't find her n I heard some loud hollering argument n that's not meh scene so I went home n procrastinated about at least 900+ things until I went to medicated sLeep. the moral of the story is.... what's 'moral' mean? lemme look it up... FUCK NO why would somethin like that be anywhere near one of my posts?!??! UNSPECIFIED LAWSUIT TIME or smth
/no-misogyny kidz-stay-in-unfunded-schooL-no-animals-or-taxidermists-were-harmed-in-the-making-of-this-post
Edit: sowwy, I'm bein a bit of a Bender/Master Shake/Petah Griffin at this point xD it's time to grind on FF CotW methynx
so I served half meh dinner to a hungry trash can n she went to the bathroom after gettin the biLL so I thought she was gonna ditch the place out through the kitchen out the back so I figured I'd slip out the front n meet her around the side n get so excited at our pathetic illegal headrush that the date would go back to her place (heLL no not meh spot I don't want her to know where I live!! I don't even remember how I met her or even what year it wuzzzzz yea)
- so that didn't happen n I couldn't find her n I heard some loud hollering argument n that's not meh scene so I went home n procrastinated about at least 900+ things until I went to medicated sLeep. the moral of the story is.... what's 'moral' mean? lemme look it up... FUCK NO why would somethin like that be anywhere near one of my posts?!??! UNSPECIFIED LAWSUIT TIME or smth
/no-misogyny kidz-stay-in-unfunded-schooL-no-animals-or-taxidermists-were-harmed-in-the-making-of-this-post
Edit: sowwy, I'm bein a bit of a Bender/Master Shake/Petah Griffin at this point xD it's time to grind on FF CotW methynx
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