Which user would you go on a date with?

[ObscureJigglypuff]

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My boss saw your post and now im promoted!

 

[Mr. Daddy]

It’s basically edging yourself, you stimulate yourself to the point of near-orgasm before stopping and just repeating the process so the pay-off is extra satisfying, people use Gooning because it sounds funnier.​

I'm not even sure I fully know what the word "gooning" means, aside from it having something to do with masturbation. If you asked me to define it, I don't think I accurately could.​

This is mostly accurate, but gooning is actually much more extreme than just edging. A lot of the point of it is that it's somewhat self destructive. Normal edging might just go on for up to like an hour, but gooning usually encourages you to edge for days. It also frequently (but not always) encourages consuming "adult media" and gooning like, all the time nonstop.​

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

 

[Antilocal123]

This is mostly accurate, but gooning is actually much more extreme than just edging. A lot of the point of it is that it's somewhat self destructive. Normal edging might just go on for up to like an hour, but gooning usually encourages you to edge for days. It also frequently (but not always) encourages consuming "adult media" and gooning like, all the time nonstop.​

Oh yeah ik what you’re talking about, I’ve sadly seen the Animal Crossing images.

It’s kinda crazy, basically consumerism but strictly porn.

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

This is mostly accurate, but gooning is actually much more extreme than just edging. A lot of the point of it is that it's somewhat self destructive. Normal edging might just go on for up to like an hour, but gooning usually encourages you to edge for days. It also frequently (but not always) encourages consuming "adult media" and gooning like, all the time nonstop.​

That's what gooning is?! I thought we were all joining the mob!

 

[MistHunter]

If even Gorse failed in knowing what is the same very word is repeating like a praying...
Then...

*ahem*

Gorse is not "the Goonest" (or whatever that means).

It feels like "Mahna Mahna", all over again.

 

[Mr. Daddy]

That's what gooning is?! I thought we were all joining the mob!

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I'm not gonna lie, part of why I find the term so funny is because it's unintentionally made so, so many things hilarious, kinda like how "boner" used to mean making a boneheaded decision, which gave us gems like this.

 

[Gorse]

♪ OOOOOHHHH
GOON GOON HERE, GOON GOON THERE
IT'S WHITE AND IT'S CREAMY
A MAN CAN GOON ANOTHER MAN
WHEN HE'S ON RGT

CHRISTMASTIME'S HERE ONCE AGAIN
THE DONKEY'S COME TO TOWN
AND WHEN WE'RE IN THE GOONING LINE –
THERE'S NEVER NEED TO FROOOOOWN!

OHHHHHHHH
SQUIRT SQUIRT HERE, BLAST BLAST THERE
IT'S GONE STRAIGHT ON THE RUG
EVERYONE IS GOONING HERE
FROM A HORSE DOWN TO A BUG ♪​

 

[MistHunter]

If even Gorse failed in knowing what is the same very word is repeating like a praying...
Then...

*ahem*

Gorse is not "the Goonest" (or whatever that means).

It feels like "Mahna Mahna", all over again.

Anyway...
Thank you everyone, specially @Antilocal123 and @Mr. Daddy, for explaining...

This "Mahna-Mahna" moment.
(What in the world means 'gooning'...?
...Finally answered).

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♪ OOOOOHHHH
GOON GOON HERE, GOON GOON THERE
IT'S WHITE AND IT'S CREAMY
A MAN CAN GOON ANOTHER MAN
WHEN HE'S ON RGT

CHRISTMASTIME'S HERE ONCE AGAIN
THE DONKEY'S COME TO TOWN
AND WHEN WE'RE IN THE GOONING LINE –
THERE'S NEVER NEED TO FROOOOOWN!

OHHHHHHHH
SQUIRT SQUIRT HERE, BLAST BLAST THERE
IT'S GONE STRAIGHT ON THE RUG
EVERYONE IS GOONING HERE
FROM A HORSE DOWN TO A BUG ♪​

You can hide your ignorance,
but not your shame forever...
Anyway, thank you, Gorse, for wasting such a time, for everyone.
Just deal with it.
This goes for the (history) records...

 

[Gorse]

Oh yeah ik what you’re talking about, I’ve sadly seen the Animal Crossing images.

 

[MistHunter]

Have a good night, everyone

 

[Antilocal123]

Have a bad night, everyone

 

[PrismRed]

Have a bad night, everyone

Sounds like something Batman would say.

 

[Gorse]

Have a goon night, everyone.

 

[MistHunter]

@RageBurner
If you don't mind, just check the last pages.
Historical moments again here.

(Greetings and have a good night, by the way )

 

[RageBurner]

Yeah, it looks like things are getting active here again, Hi Mist!

 

[Deleted member 231262]

bro, what in the fuck as this thead turn into? ( > _ > )

 

[ObscureJigglypuff]

bro, what in the fuck as this thead turn into? ( > _ > )

Yeah, fuck the real creator of this goonthread.

 

[Mr. Daddy]

bro, what in the fuck as this thead turn into? ( > _ > )​

A real good time ​

 

[Deleted member 231262]

The Duality Of Gooning.

Yeah, fuck the real creator of this goonthread.

A real good time ​

 

[SageoThyme]

Only a few days left for page 300

 

[PrismRed]

Only a few days left for page 300

There you go bois and girls, something to look forward to.
First post in page 300 gets a sparta kick to the face.

 

[Deleted member 884]

What's something about you that makes you think it's interesting to other people? Personality trait, skills.

 

[PrismRed]

What's something about you that makes you think it's interesting to other people? Personality trait, skills.

None, and that's what makes me special, I'm invisible to most people, I can become anyone I want by wearing appropriate attire, I'm like 47 without the assassination skills and I'm not bald.
I've had opportunity to infiltrate some areas that's usually off-limits to regular people, amongst few that I'm proud of are TV station, electrical room in a local stadium, and a VIP hotel room.

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

What's something about you that makes you think it's interesting to other people? Personality trait, skills.

My confidence or my never give up attitude.
A lot of people ive met just give up at the first sign of a hard task, but i always push them to never give up. A real never surrender attitude.